At least Catachan has a pretty clear model of how to be successful on Catachan.
I'd really like to see the fresh Lyran officers react to the wildlife video. They were so offended.
'And this is the majestic Catachan Antlion'
>That's a huge fucking bug. Like hover bus sized. That'll eat anything short of a heavy APC or medium tank. Okay, I can see why the Duke was pretty intent on where we trained.
'This particular specimen is a relative teenager, about half way through puberty.'
>Fucking what?
'By the way, the grass has a high metal content and it'll pop tires and shred hover skirts.'
>Jesus. What is this place? Have to VTOL or Mech everywhere?
'And this is a grown Catachan Antlion eating one of Catachan's many pack hunters.'
>Oh noes. That's huge.
'These particular hunters are known to harass and attempt to eat the LumberMechs. They will accomplish this if the LumberMechs aren't guarded.'
>Fucking what? Fuck this place. Catachan? Just gotta protect the hold and the animals will beat back any invasion force. Christ.
'Here are the pack hunters eating our favorite Ctachan animal, and one of it's few herbivores.'
>Please no. What fresh hell will this be?