prinCZess
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Yes, there were no new wars, but the man had White House chefs bring him two scoops of ice cream instead of one just to flex on guests.
Clearly top five worst President ever behavior, that.
Trump Investigations Thread
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Clearly top five worst President ever behavior, that.
And he drank diet coke EVERY DAY!
Blasterbot
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Fixed that for you. he absolutely should flex on every foreign dignitary by out eating them at every meal. with double desserts on top of it.
edgeworthy
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Donald 'Von ShitzInPantz' has now formally been entered into the public record at Trump's hush-money trial!!!
No I'm not making this up somehow it actually happened.
Do you want to know how ... because Trump's own lawyers brought it up?
(The term "Self-Own" is woefully inadequate here)
No I'm not making this up somehow it actually happened.
Do you want to know how ... because Trump's own lawyers brought it up?
(The term "Self-Own" is woefully inadequate here)
Blasterbot
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they brought it up specifically because the convicted perjurer Michael Cohen keeps shit talking Trump on every podcast and TV slot he can get on. unfortunately because of the unconstitutional gag order on Trump he is not allowed to respond. His council is bringing up that the witness is making public attacks on Trump that he cannot respond to and entering it into the record.
Pocky Balboa
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I know you're clarifying for actual people, but we really can't expect any level of skill or understanding at context or nuance from the TDS-afflicted.
edgeworthy
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Or possibly its just funny?
(And illustrates just how ridiculous the situation really is)
Blasterbot
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but it isn't really. calling Biden von Shitzinpantz because he actually shat his pants while meeting with the pope would be one thing. this isn't really witty or tying to anything trump did or even his physical traits. an 11 year old schoolyard bully could heckle better than this. I blame the lack of education on how to bully for maximum trauma and emotional damage.
we could have it run by some asian parents. maybe include some videos of Slavs of different nations arguing about soccer or something. we can workshop this.
Poe
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Except the news is claiming he's farted multiple times in the court room and this likely the origin.
Pocky Balboa
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Money says this gets brushed under the rug as soon as our ADD riddled population moves on to the next thing.
The thing is once you hit too many scandals in a row people decide you need to go.
In 80 years people will finally get tired of it!
Ok funny but shit like this does ruin individual careers and Jack Smith is likely to be asked to retire after the election no matter who wins because god damned.
I hope that you're right but just lol.
People keep getting away with all this shit. Until it changes, I have no reason to believe he will face any consequences.
And btw "being asked to retire" is a laughable "punishment."