Roleplay 1000 Wands of World Wrecking Wonder IC

FriedCFour

PunishedCFour
Founder
"I hold no heart for promises of riches from some...some crackpot old fool! Conjurer of cheap tricks! Luring men away from their homes with honeyed words, leaving wives and children behind to fend for themselves! How long would you keep them away for?! How many youths must grow without f-fathers?! W-Without..."
Hastria's words fail her as her composure falters, tears forming around her eyes. Her neighbors could recognize the hurt of those yet unhealed wounds coming to the surface once more.
"It is clear child that you have suffered and take issue with me on hardships suffered at the hands of others. You may find that a journey of self discovery may heal these or give you answers. It seems to me that this place holds pain for you, and a change of setting may just alieviate it. If this is too much for you I understand."

@Abyssgazer @GravitysMomentum @impossible to link name (Caduceus)

"Splendid. Now, if you could all sign here I will give you your preliminary pay, you may take the cart and be on your merry way to a new life forged by your own hand!" Gambledorf hands you a set of papers, pointing to a dotted line at the bottom.
 

Grav

A confused leftist
"It is clear child that you have suffered and take issue with me on hardships suffered at the hands of others. You may find that a journey of self discovery may heal these or give you answers. It seems to me that this place holds pain for you, and a change of setting may just alieviate it. If this is too much for you I understand."

@Abyssgazer @GravitysMomentum @impossible to link name (Caduceus)

"Splendid. Now, if you could all sign here I will give you your preliminary pay, you may take the cart and be on your merry way to a new life forged by your own hand!" Gambledorf hands you a set of papers, pointing to a dotted line at the bottom.
Varrys takes the time to read through everything, bringing out a monocle to read even the fine print.
 

FriedCFour

PunishedCFour
Founder
Varrys takes the time to read through everything, bringing out a monocle to read even the fine print.
You find that it is fairly legalese, but largely just describes that you agree to test each and every wand, catalogue the effects as best as possible, that you hold no rights to the wands themselves or the effects and are a contractor, and that you will be paid a sum of 1000 Gold Pieces upon completion and return of the wands to their legal owners. Overall, a highly legitimate work.
 

Shipmaster Sane

You have been weighed
James sidled up to the stand rather quietly, while the others were speaking, and so through no fault of his own his first words come as a bit of a surprise. He's taken it upon himself to pick up a wand, and examines it, though he's got no grasp of magic with which to do so.
"This gold, truth. Whenever and however do we get it from you?"
 

Hlaalu Agent

Nerevar going to let you down
Founder
Varrys calmed down and breathed, his normal voice coming back to him.

“You are correct, I was going to abscond. However it would have been left to Theo as I go on an expedition. But I realize my fallacy now. “

Varrys opened up an ale and sipped some.

“It’s just that I owe quite a sum to the Assembly for helping out with the Emporium.”

"You would need my help with such an undertaking, it is a job for more than one person." Theodoric replied, "Remember, my specialties. I would normally agree, with her, but what student would leave their master to do such a task by himself?"

@FriedCFour

"I'll join, as well, doesn't sit well with me leaving my master to do such a task by himself" Theodoric said addressing the wizard, "Though, I might want to ask some questions first, I am no wizard, but I do study the subject academically."
 

Grav

A confused leftist
You find that it is fairly legalese, but largely just describes that you agree to test each and every wand, catalogue the effects as best as possible, that you hold no rights to the wands themselves or the effects and are a contractor, and that you will be paid a sum of 1000 Gold Pieces upon completion and return of the wands to their legal owners. Overall, a highly legitimate work.

“Seems good.” Varrys signs it and hands it back.

"You would need my help with such an undertaking, it is a job for more than one person." Theodoric replied, "Remember, my specialties. I would normally agree, with her, but what student would leave their master to do such a task by himself?"

@FriedCFour

"I'll join, as well, doesn't sit well with me leaving my master to do such a task by himself" Theodoric said addressing the wizard, "Though, I might want to ask some questions first, I am no wizard, but I do study the subject academically."

“An apprentice should travel with their master, I’ll close the library and write my will.”
 

Hlaalu Agent

Nerevar going to let you down
Founder
“Seems good.” Varrys signs it and hands it back.



“An apprentice should travel with their master, I’ll close the library and write my will.”

"Indeed. Might as well get mine written up as well, make sure that my meagre possessions definitely will go to my kin" he replied.

@FriedCFour

"Could you hand me one as well? Might as well legally sign for myself." he added.
 

Draco

Adida
"It is clear child that you have suffered and take issue with me on hardships suffered at the hands of others. You may find that a journey of self discovery may heal these or give you answers. It seems to me that this place holds pain for you, and a change of setting may just alieviate it. If this is too much for you I understand."
Hastria takes a second to calm down, wiping her eyes with a kerchief before replying.

"...And where would you have us go, sorcerer? What targets would you have us test these wands on?"
 

Abyssgazer

Failed Inventor of the Banana Gun
@Abyssgazer @GravitysMomentum @impossible to link name (Caduceus)

"Splendid. Now, if you could all sign here I will give you your preliminary pay, you may take the cart and be on your merry way to a new life forged by your own hand!" Gambledorf hands you a set of papers, pointing to a dotted line at the bottom.
Standing with a slight sway Boris as he accepted the papers rather than read them he merely sloppily scrawled his signature of his clan symbol assigning the obligation to the clans honor and not just his own. Not that anything on the contract made sense to him anyway, he couldn't read common in the first place.

Like any good lizard of the clan, he only could read dwarfish, draconic and from a personal whim goblin.
 

⚕⚕⚕

Three-character minimum.
Hastria put her face into her hands.

"Oh, Bierstout, not you too..."
The young dwarf doesn't bat an eye at the pretty little lady's disapproval. He's grown up his whole life being called a fool for having dreams bigger than his stature; for wanting to make a name for himself out in the big wide world instead of living out his life in this backwoods town. To become something greater than this country bumpkin who can only make beer and swing a hammer at a chunk of heated metal.

. . . but he has to admit that she does bring up some good points. Preparations are necessary after all. He'll have to make double sure that when he goes back to the compound and picks up his bug-out bag and other hidden supplies no one sees him and cottons on to what he's doing, so that the clan elders don't hear about it and come to stop him. He'll also have to finish putting together that axe . . .
"I hold no heart for promises of riches from some...some crackpot old fool! Conjurer of cheap tricks! Luring men away from their homes with honeyed words, leaving wives and children behind to fend for themselves! How long would you keep them away for?! How many youths must grow without f-fathers?! W-Without..."
Hastria's words fail her as her composure falters, tears forming around her eyes. Her neighbors could recognize the hurt of those yet unhealed wounds coming to the surface once more.
Ah, he remembers. This girl had lost her only living family in that plague a few years back . . .

And here he is, giving not even a second thought to the fact that he's about to abandon his clan to go out on the Wizard's adventure. To see others about to so easily discard what she's treasured and lost but they still have must be quite the slap in the face for Hastria. But it's different in his case. He's just one dwarf among many, a cog in the great machine that the elders have devised. If he disappears, a younger dwarf cousin will just take his place. And even to his parents, he's just a fourth son who they'd always said would probably get himself killed charging into the forest on same hare-brained guts-and-glory scheme — so really, in a twisted kind of way, he'd just be meeting their expectations if anything went awry.

No, he was going on this adventure, whatever it was — if it's from the great Gambledore, of course it would be worthwhile! — and no amount of attempted guilt-tripping was going to dissuade him!
"Splendid. Now, if you could all sign here I will give you your preliminary pay, you may take the cart and be on your merry way to a new life forged by your own hand!" Gambledorf hands you a set of papers, pointing to a dotted line at the bottom.
"Gladly!" Bierstout agrees.

Without even glancing at the contract, he scrawls a surprisingly-neat signature on the dotted line and thrusts it back into Gambledore's hands. There's no way that the Great Wizard Gambledore would be trying to cheat him after all, that wouldn't be very great and wizardly of him. It's probably a fair deal, and he's willing to do whatever it takes to go on this adventure anyway.
Hastria takes a second to calm down, wiping her eyes with a kerchief before replying.

"...And where would you have us go, sorcerer? What targets would you have us test these wands on?"
"I'm glad to see that you're coming around, Hastria. An adventure is just what we all need — the perfect medicine for what ails us, no matter what it is!"

With a hearty laugh, he claps the shoulders of his fellow confirmed adventurers — the librarian Varrys (@GravitysMomentum), who'd recommended so many interesting adventure novels to him, and the drunk lizardman (@Abyssgazer) whose name he couldn't recall because he'd never really been all that good at telling the lizardfolk apart from one another.

"Comrades! We must commemorate this momentous occasion with a drink!"

He takes a swig from his skin of dark winter ale — acquired just this morning from a brewer cousin — and offers it first to Varrys, and then to the lizard.
 

FriedCFour

PunishedCFour
Founder
Hastria takes a second to calm down, wiping her eyes with a kerchief before replying.

"...And where would you have us go, sorcerer? What targets would you have us test these wands on?"
"I would not have you go anywhere, I would have you use them on no one. I am not the master of your destiny. That lies within your own hands. I could have taken these wands to any group of adventurers, and they would lap at the opportunity. I likely would not have even had to pay them. Instead, I bring them as a gift to the less fortunate, the unable, those passed over and forgotten by the men whom bard's recount the tales of and live on in the immortality of storytelling. It is a tool with which you can have the power and a chance to match with and be recounted of in the hallowed halls alongside others many may only dream of becoming. I make no wish of how you do so and where you go, that is for you to decide."
 
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Draco

Adida
"I would not have you go anywhere, I would have you use them on no one. I am not the master of your destiny. That lies within your own hands. I could have taken these wands to any group of adventurers, and they would lap at the opportunity. I likely would not have even had to pay them. Instead, I bring them as a gift to the less fortunate, the unable, those passed over and forgotten by the men whom bard's recount the tales of and live on in the immortality of storytelling. It is a tool with which you can have the power and a chance to match with and be recounted of in the hallowed halls alongside others many may only dream of becoming. I make no wish of how you do so and where you go, that is for you to decide."
Hastria looked back to her family's little shop. Was it really right for her to leave, with her father still out there unaware of his wife's fate? Shouldn't she stay, and await his return? What if he never did? How long would she be waiting?





Is this really what her mother wanted for her? Did they not move here for their own benefit? So that she and her father could live among Men, and walk as they do? To make a life for themselves outside of sterile walls?

Before she could give it any more thought, Hastria quickly grabbed one of the contracts, hastily scrawled her name, and slapped it forcefully back into the wizard's hands. A tremulous breath passed her lips.
 

FriedCFour

PunishedCFour
Founder
Before she could give it any more thought, Hastria quickly grabbed one of the contracts, hastily scrawled her name, and slapped it forcefully back into the wizard's hands. A tremulous breath passed her lips.
"At your word, then."
James draws a line on the paper in the wizard's hand.
Gladly!" Bierstout agrees.

Without even glancing at the contract, he scrawls a surprisingly-neat signature on the dotted line and thrusts it back into Gambledore's hands. There's no way that the Great Wizard Gambledore would be trying to cheat him after all, that wouldn't be very great and wizardly of him.
Standing with a slight sway Boris as he accepted the papers rather than read them he merely sloppily scrawled his signature of his clan symbol assigning the obligation to the clans honor and not just his own.
“Seems good.” Varrys signs it and hands it back.
"Could you hand me one as well? Might as well legally sign for myself." he added.
Upon signing the contracts and taking them neatly into a stack, another set of copies appear in each of your hands, along with a larger form describing you as a group to be paid 6000 in total, 1000 gold pieces each, and that should additional cosigners be added that sum may be split from the original 6000 according to how you see fit. It also allows for each cosigner to hand over or exchange their sum with others to complete the task. Additionally, a small coin purse containing 10 gold pieces appears.

With that, Gambledorf says "I bid you all safe travels. The cart, horse, and all it contains are now yours to keep on your adventure." Gambledorf then disappears in a puff of smoke, leaving all of you behind with a barrel of one thousand wands in your possession.
 
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Shipmaster Sane

You have been weighed
James immediately takes ten of the wands and, after wrapping them in a bit of spare cloth, tucks them into a leather pouch after consolodating both sets of his coins into one wallet.

The temptation is there, of course, to take his ten gold and be off, no care given, but he remains too curious as to the nature of the game, and he might be able to work a good horse out of the bargain, if nothing else.
 

Grav

A confused leftist
Upon signing the contracts and taking them neatly into a stack, another set of copies appear in each of your hands, along with a larger form describing you as a group to be paid 6000 in total, 1000 gold pieces each, and that should additional cosigners be added that sum may be split from the original 6000 according to how you see fit. It also allows for each cosigner to hand over or exchange their sum with others to complete the task. Additionally, a small coin purse containing 10 gold pieces appears.

With that, Gambledorf says "I bid you all safe travels. The cart, horse, and all it contains are now yours to keep on your adventure." Gambledorf then disappears in a puff of smoke, leaving all of you behind with a barrel of one thousand wands in your possession.
Varrys locked the entrances into the library and wrote a sign at the front entrance. ‘Gone on sabbatical.’

With some equipment in his bag he loaded up on the cart.

“Anybody want to travel with me, we’ll be finding a clearing in the forest to experiment.”
 

Shipmaster Sane

You have been weighed
Varrys locked the entrances into the library and wrote a sign at the front entrance. ‘Gone on sabbatical.’

With some equipment in his bag he loaded up on the cart.

“Anybody want to travel with me, we’ll be finding a clearing in the forest to experiment.”
James brings his own cart around. No reason not to take it along rather than finding someone to mind Tim.
"There's talk of strange folk in the wood, why there?"
 

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