Humor/Comedy Bad city flags in the US (also Best and worst flags in general)

Atarlost

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Why do you Americans have to make life so complicated for yourselves and create this thing that can barely be called a city flag.
After all, it is not difficult, just two random even colors that are associated with the city, some symbol of the region and boom. You have a simple and pleasing to the eye flag.
You like Krakow? That's lovely until Koszalin, Legnica, and Bavaria show up to the party in exactly the same dress. And Luzerne has the same colors but it's at least cut a bit differently. Still a horizontal white and blue bicolor with the blue on the bottom, though.

Warsaw's not as overused within Poland, but Wroclaw has the same flag upside down and there are two cities with exactly the same flag in the Czech Republic. One of them is Prague. That's right. Two national capitals in neighboring countries have the same city flag.

Yeah, let's have city flags more like Europe.
 

Buba

A total creep
Poland and Czechia used to have the same flag. Mercifuly the Czechs added the blue (insert Buba ranting on breaking heraldic principles) triangle ...
 

Sergeant Foley

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If the US ever becomes a monarchy I support this flag
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Love the flag 😃
 

Sergeant Foley

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The Seattle flag is terrible.

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The "City of Goodwill". Right. Where everyone carries pepper spray, nobody walks within arm's length of anyone, and no one ever so much as strikes up a conversation with a stranger. The text and the seal in the center are both tiny, with most of the flag dominated by a wave/knot thing of incomprehensible ugliness. The color is like what an infant throws up after drinking Berry Frost-flavored Pedialyte. Fuck this flag.
That's the Seattle flag? 😕
 

Yinko

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The Seattle flag is terrible.

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The "City of Goodwill". Right. Where everyone carries pepper spray, nobody walks within arm's length of anyone, and no one ever so much as strikes up a conversation with a stranger. The text and the seal in the center are both tiny, with most of the flag dominated by a wave/knot thing of incomprehensible ugliness. The color is like what an infant throws up after drinking Berry Frost-flavored Pedialyte. Fuck this flag.
Holy shit. I had no idea they had settled for oil-slick and sea-scum. On the other hand, it's Seattle, what do you expect?
 

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