Humor/Comedy Celebrity Cringe Thread

[Husky_Khan]

A compilation thread for just in case you need a reminder why Celebrities are just better then you and you should listen to their wisdom.

To start us off, not Theologian Sean Penn had this to say about those in-Christian Evangelicals...

Here's how little Sean Penn knows about Christianity: He just said "Evangelical leaders should be impeached by the Vatican" 💀

Super-lib Sean Penn took to Twitter to shame Trump-supporting evangelicals, and did so in a way that made himself look like a complete fool.

notthebee.com

 

[PsihoKekec]

Well, we are talking about the idiot who sailed to New Orleans in the aftermath of a hurricane, to deliver a dozen water bottles got his yacht damaged, so the overworked Coast Guard had to save his dumb ass, only to discover that the imbecile put on bulletproof vest instead of flotation vest.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Marina Sirtis, Our Favorite Star Trek Counselor, offers her words of wisdom in this time of crisis:

Star Trek And Young Justice Actress Marina Sirtis Says Texans Get What They Deserve

Star Trek: The Next Generation and Young Justice actress Marina Sirtis recently took to Twitter to declare Texans get what they deserve as they state reels from a horrific snow storm.

boundingintocomics.com

 

[Captain X]

She also thinks you can't be conservative and like Star Trek.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Oh thank goodness. Finally Hollywood is listening to Middle America and keeping their personal politics out of the Entertainment world. Good on you Tina Fey... 💩

Golden Globes Host: 2021 Awards Show 'Doesn't Seem Like a Venue for Political Jokes'

The Golden Globes will supposedly go politics-free, one co-host claims since the show doesn't seem like the "venue" for politics.

www.westernjournal.com

Also apparently people still watch some weird annual talent show competition called the Golden Globes?

 

[Husky_Khan]

Looks like Stevie Wonder, the famous seventy year old blind Motown Musical Sensation, told Oprah that he is moving to Ghana. He did it because

"I don't want to see my children's children's children have to say, 'Oh, please like me, please, please respect me, please know that I'm important, please value me."

Sad, after all of his success, his race apparently prevented him from earning any respect or level of importance or value during his storied life.

Stevie Wonder tells Oprah he's leaving US for Ghana -- permanently

"Heaven Help Us All" singer Stevie Wonder has announced that he plans to relocate to Ghana permanently.

www.foxnews.com

 

[gral]

Sad, after all of his success, his race apparently prevented him from earning any respect or level of importance or value during his storied life.

I'd say he'd have the shock of his life when he finds out 'his children's children' will face prejudice in Ghana for being foreigners, but I don't think they'll bump shoulders with anyone except the highest crust of Ghan...ese? ...an? society. Then again, it's likely not even there they'll be safe from it.

Also; I thought that, being Stevie Wonder, he wouldn't 'see' that happening anyway...

 

[Husky_Khan]

I'd say he'd have the shock of his life when he finds out 'his children's children' will face prejudice in Ghana for being foreigners, but I don't think they'll bump shoulders with anyone except the highest crust of Ghan...ese? ...an? society. Then again, it's likely not even there they'll be safe from it.

Also; I thought that, being Stevie Wonder, he wouldn't 'see' that happening anyway...

I think the real tragedy is that he wasn't born in Ghana in 1950 instead of the United States. Having been born six weeks premature with detached retinas and a plethora of other childhood problems, Ghana would've obviously provided a far better environment for his childhood education and success and undoubtedly would've helped propel him to far greater heights of success in Ghana then he ever could've attained in the US thanks to systemic racism.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Gad Saad vs. Seth Rogan om Twitter in an incident back in February.

Seth Rogen has his a*s HANDED to him in brutal back and forth with Gad Saad and it’s *chef’s kiss* – twitchy.com

Gad Saad is a fascinating follow on Twitter. He is a professor, an evolutionary behavioral scientist, and an author who quite frankly picked a fight with Seth Rogen and won.Granted, it’s not exactly hard to beat Seth in a battle of thoughts and words (although he would totally destroy anyone in ...

thespectator.info

Gad Saad later wrote an article related to this piece:

Gad Saad: The Moral Hypocrisy of Celebrities – The Case of Seth Rogen

Live out your convictions – don’t be fraudulent

thepostmillennial.com

It was originally published in Psychology Today but taken down for apparently using the term 'parasitic' in reference to victim Seth Rogan.

 

[PsihoKekec]

I heard something about Rogen being a cringy cunt who stalks people with wrong beliefs on the social media, to get his fix of media attention, due to movie slump.

 

[Husky_Khan]

I heard something about Rogen being a cringy cunt who stalks people with wrong beliefs on the social media, to get his fix of media attention, due to movie slump.

Joe Rogan... I stopped watching his podcast irregularly when he went to Spotify. There isn't even a video version of his podcast on Spotify if you want to watch it on the television like a proper individual unless I mirror their crappy app onto my television like some filthy nerd.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Sage advice from someone whose dealt with murder as a fact of life.



Yeah Lebron James... Don't defund the police, invest more in mental health training and get the whole story before you cast dispersions upon law enforcement based on edited news reports.

Maybe you should take some advice from legendary sport football hero OJ Simpson. He's been in your position before after all.

Maybe you might learn something about being a proper role model.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

We truly live in clown world, when we need OJ Simpson to tell us how to be reasonable and decent human beings.

 

[Culsu]

Jesus, honestly, if you need OJ as a voice of reason (and I mean, he was in that instance) there's something seriously effed with the US black community.

 

[Zachowon]

Lebron has the mentality that he is the best so he can do no wrong.

Jordan is and will always be better.

Even OJ calling James out

 

[Husky_Khan]

Lebron has the mentality that he is the best so he can do no wrong.

Jordan is and will always be better.

Even OJ calling James out

I hope you feel good about yourself, trash talking LeBron.

Dude got serious injured recently on the court. He puts it all out there on the court.



Pray for LeBron... 😢

 

[Zachowon]

I hope you feel good about yourself, trash talking LeBron.

Dude got serious injured recently on the court. He puts it all out there on the court.



Pray for LeBron... 😢

Since when did the NBA become Soccer?

 

[Husky_Khan]

Imagine the shock of your best friend for several decades somehow engaging in alleged sexual misconduct for years without you knowing... but joking about it constantly.

Seth Rogen Says He Will Not Work With James Franco Any Time Soon, Following Multiple Accusations Of Sexual Misconduct Against The Actor

Seth Rogen has stated that he doesn't have any plans to work with James Franco any time soon, on account of sexual misconduct allegations.

boundingintocomics.com

And you know, promptly trying to throw him under the bus when the allegations reach a critical mass. Guess we'll see if Seth Rogen and James Franco can cut and run from each other fast enough.

 

[Zachowon]

Imagine the shock of your best friend for several decades somehow engaging in alleged sexual misconduct for years without you knowing... but joking about it constantly.

Seth Rogen Says He Will Not Work With James Franco Any Time Soon, Following Multiple Accusations Of Sexual Misconduct Against The Actor

Seth Rogen has stated that he doesn't have any plans to work with James Franco any time soon, on account of sexual misconduct allegations.

boundingintocomics.com

And you know, promptly trying to throw him under the bus when the allegations reach a critical mass. Guess we'll see if Seth Rogen and James Franco can cut and run from each other fast enough.

I mean.
Look at RT and Ryan Haywood.
He has basically lived and worked with those guys for a long time and only last year did shit hit the fan

 

[Husky_Khan]

Move over brave celebrities coming out as bisexual! Now that every celebrity is basically bisexual they need some other deeply personal announcement to harvest the attention they crave

Demi Lovato comes out as non-binary

They announced the news in their new show, “4D With Demi Lovato.”

pagesix.com

Yes Demi Lovato, after eighteen months of reflection, has decided she has fluidic gender expression and is actually non-binary. Please use they/them pronouns when referring to this particular female... I mean woman.