There is a Crisis on Two Mount Olympus' Mount Olympii Mount Olympussies?
Two Zeus' and yet only ONE ZEUS can rule the future Greek Mythology Cinematic Universe. But a battle between these two Gods could never happen... because then we won't have a climatic fight to occur at the end of Phase One.
So instead the Zeus of the Percy Jackson films (Sean Bean) and the Zeus of the Clash of the Titans (Liam Neeson) must Battle another way... THROUGH CHAMPIONS!
Begun these Clone Wars have...
Scenario One:
TEAM DEATHMATCH!
Location is an Indoor Paintball Arena *All of the obstacles are bulletproof and sadly the barrels aren't explosive
Best of Ten Matches: Victory is the Death or Incapacitation of all of the other teams members.
Team Bean!
Boromir (Lord of the Rings): Valiant Warrior of Gondor and Heir to the Steward of Gondor. He comes to Battle with his mighty sword, mighty shield, his morale boosting horn and the chainmail armor and gear he wore during Fellowship of the Ring.
Eddard "Ned" Stark (Game of Thrones): Head of House Stark and Lord Paramount of the North, Ned Stark will be bringing his Valyrian Steel Greatsword Ice to battle and wearing his coat of plates style armor.
Emperor Martin Septim (Elder Scrolls: Oblivion): The Emperor of the... Empire and illegitimate son of the Septim Dynasty, he will go into battle wearing his Oblivion Gate outfit with the Silver Longsword of Frost, and the Emperor's Armor which is full plate.
Odysseus (Troy): The clever King of Ithaca. He can string a bow and design a wooden horse like nobodies business. He'll enter battle with a period long spear, sword, shield and Mycenean armor.
Major Richard Sharpe (Sharpe Television Movies): British soldier with over twenty years of experience ranging from India to the Peninsular Campaign and right up through Waterloo. He's an expert rifleman and is equipped with a Baker Rifle and a Saber to compliment his dozen plus war wounds. Also the only non-Sovereign on the team.
Team Liam!
Sir Gawain (Excalibur): Clad in full plate armor, Gawain will be ready to insult any of the noble ladies she sees fit to and will ride into battle equipped with a mace, sword, and shield.
Rob Roy MacGregor (Rob Roy): The hero of the Scottish Highlands, this excellent tracker and honor bound leader of Clan MacGregor will go into battle wielding a claymore, dirk, and a very handy flintlock musket.
'Priest' Vallon (Gangs of New York): Leader of the Dead Rabbits Gang, he too died an ignominious death to fuel his Son's motivation to continue on in an amazing movie. He went into battle wearing normal 1840's street clothes but goes into battle dual wielding a mighty iron circle cross and a f'ing sword!
Godfrey of Ibelin (Kingdom of Heaven): The Crusading Crusader who died an ignominious Sean Bean style death early in the movie will go into battle with a sword, shield, crossbow and gambeson/chain mail he would've worn while actually crusading and surviving arrows through the testicles.
Henri Ducard (Batman Nolanverse): The secret leader of the League of Assassins who taught Batman almost everything he knows, Henri Ducard is a master of martial arts ranging from ninjitsu and jiu jitsu to kung fu and swordsmanship. He'll be wearing his fancy ballistic armor and wielding a mighty katana!
Scenario Two:
Platoon Versus Platoon Team Deathmatch
Location is Wembley Stadium with Starting Points on Either Goal Line on the Soccer Field *External Gates are Impenetrably Locked
Additional Forces:
Team Bean!
5 Gondorian Soldiers: Plate Mail, Spears, Swords and Shields
5 Northmen Warriors: Breastplates and Light Armor, Spears, Axes and Shields
5 Imperial Legionaires: Field Plate, Swords and Shields
5 Ithacan Greek Warriors: Leather Armor, Long Spears, Daggers, Round Shields
Team Liam!
5 Arthurian Men at Arms: Plate Mail, Swords and Shields
5 Highlanders: 5 Flintlock Pistols and Claymores
5 Dead Rabbits: Armed with cleavers, axes, sharpened spades, daggers, spiked clubs etc
5 Crusader Men at Arms: Chainmail and Partial Plate, Swords and Shields
Scenario Three:
Modern OP Versus in a Modern Team Deathmatch (Best of Ten)
Location is Wake Island Map from Battlefield 1942 with each team starting on opposite ends of the Island!
Team Bean!
Alec Trevelyan (Bond Films): The highly skilled and traitorous 006 Agent who was a rival to Bond and became leader of the Russian Crime Syndicate Janus will bring all of his special training to the battle equipped with a Browning Pistol and a Type 56 Assault Rifle. For Zeus James!
Andy McNab (Bravo Two Zero): The film version of the slightly fictionalized SAS Bravo Two Zero mission, Sean Bean's elite operative will be armed with a M16A2 with an under mounted M203 Grenade Launcher.
Sean Miller (Jack Ryan Films): A member of the Ulster Liberation Army, he's a highly skilled terrorist and gunman. He comes to battle equipped with a CZ-75 pistol, and an Uzi Submachine Gun and stylish black terrorist fatigues!
King Regis (Final Fantasy XV): Yes... yet another friggin sovereign ruler but this one is even more badass. 113th of his line, most of his power is drawn from him and will be so for this battle as well, but he's still got the ability to cast powerful magical barriers, elemental magic, phase through solid matter and spontaneous generate those cool looking formations of swords and spears to tickle or skewer enemies at his whim. He can only use the phasing and defensive magics on himself.
Team Liam!
Darkman (Darkman film): When Doctor Preston Westlake was a victim of mobsters and sabotage, the resulting conflagration resulted in him becoming a horribly mutilated being who possessed the inability to feel pain as well as superhuman strength, speed, agility and endurance as well as heightened aggression.
Henri Ducard (Batman Nolanverse): Yeah he shows up again and still has that katana and fancy body armor but now he also has a G36 Assault Rifle. Nice.
Bryan Mills (Taken Film Series): If he ever wants to see his daughter again, he's going to have to do Zeus' bidding... or something. Bryan Mills is armed with a Glock 17 and Beretta 92 Pistol since he wields both in almost every Taken film. He gets an MP5 Submachine gun as a backup weapon (primary weapon?).
History Channel Narrator (Anchorman 2): He'll be in the back with an Enfield Pattern 1853 Musket and his M2 Mortar and a Mighty Minotaur accompanying him.
Aslan (Chronicles of Narnia): Yeah... I have no idea why he's here fighting on behalf of Zeus but here we are. Always could use a giant LION on your team though. No Jesus Resurrection powers or the like though. Sorry. Being a mystical, super intelligent super lion should be enough.
Qui Gonn Jinn (Star Wars): The wise and venerable Jedi Master is showing up with lightsaber in hand and whatever else those Jedi carry in the folds of their robes.
Two Zeus' and yet only ONE ZEUS can rule the future Greek Mythology Cinematic Universe. But a battle between these two Gods could never happen... because then we won't have a climatic fight to occur at the end of Phase One.
So instead the Zeus of the Percy Jackson films (Sean Bean) and the Zeus of the Clash of the Titans (Liam Neeson) must Battle another way... THROUGH CHAMPIONS!
Begun these Clone Wars have...
Scenario One:
TEAM DEATHMATCH!
Location is an Indoor Paintball Arena *All of the obstacles are bulletproof and sadly the barrels aren't explosive
Best of Ten Matches: Victory is the Death or Incapacitation of all of the other teams members.
Team Bean!
Boromir (Lord of the Rings): Valiant Warrior of Gondor and Heir to the Steward of Gondor. He comes to Battle with his mighty sword, mighty shield, his morale boosting horn and the chainmail armor and gear he wore during Fellowship of the Ring.
Eddard "Ned" Stark (Game of Thrones): Head of House Stark and Lord Paramount of the North, Ned Stark will be bringing his Valyrian Steel Greatsword Ice to battle and wearing his coat of plates style armor.
Emperor Martin Septim (Elder Scrolls: Oblivion): The Emperor of the... Empire and illegitimate son of the Septim Dynasty, he will go into battle wearing his Oblivion Gate outfit with the Silver Longsword of Frost, and the Emperor's Armor which is full plate.
Odysseus (Troy): The clever King of Ithaca. He can string a bow and design a wooden horse like nobodies business. He'll enter battle with a period long spear, sword, shield and Mycenean armor.
Major Richard Sharpe (Sharpe Television Movies): British soldier with over twenty years of experience ranging from India to the Peninsular Campaign and right up through Waterloo. He's an expert rifleman and is equipped with a Baker Rifle and a Saber to compliment his dozen plus war wounds. Also the only non-Sovereign on the team.
Team Liam!
Sir Gawain (Excalibur): Clad in full plate armor, Gawain will be ready to insult any of the noble ladies she sees fit to and will ride into battle equipped with a mace, sword, and shield.
Rob Roy MacGregor (Rob Roy): The hero of the Scottish Highlands, this excellent tracker and honor bound leader of Clan MacGregor will go into battle wielding a claymore, dirk, and a very handy flintlock musket.
'Priest' Vallon (Gangs of New York): Leader of the Dead Rabbits Gang, he too died an ignominious death to fuel his Son's motivation to continue on in an amazing movie. He went into battle wearing normal 1840's street clothes but goes into battle dual wielding a mighty iron circle cross and a f'ing sword!
Godfrey of Ibelin (Kingdom of Heaven): The Crusading Crusader who died an ignominious Sean Bean style death early in the movie will go into battle with a sword, shield, crossbow and gambeson/chain mail he would've worn while actually crusading and surviving arrows through the testicles.
Henri Ducard (Batman Nolanverse): The secret leader of the League of Assassins who taught Batman almost everything he knows, Henri Ducard is a master of martial arts ranging from ninjitsu and jiu jitsu to kung fu and swordsmanship. He'll be wearing his fancy ballistic armor and wielding a mighty katana!
Scenario Two:
Platoon Versus Platoon Team Deathmatch
Location is Wembley Stadium with Starting Points on Either Goal Line on the Soccer Field *External Gates are Impenetrably Locked
Additional Forces:
Team Bean!
5 Gondorian Soldiers: Plate Mail, Spears, Swords and Shields
5 Northmen Warriors: Breastplates and Light Armor, Spears, Axes and Shields
5 Imperial Legionaires: Field Plate, Swords and Shields
5 Ithacan Greek Warriors: Leather Armor, Long Spears, Daggers, Round Shields
Team Liam!
5 Arthurian Men at Arms: Plate Mail, Swords and Shields
5 Highlanders: 5 Flintlock Pistols and Claymores
5 Dead Rabbits: Armed with cleavers, axes, sharpened spades, daggers, spiked clubs etc
5 Crusader Men at Arms: Chainmail and Partial Plate, Swords and Shields
Scenario Three:
Modern OP Versus in a Modern Team Deathmatch (Best of Ten)
Location is Wake Island Map from Battlefield 1942 with each team starting on opposite ends of the Island!
Team Bean!
Alec Trevelyan (Bond Films): The highly skilled and traitorous 006 Agent who was a rival to Bond and became leader of the Russian Crime Syndicate Janus will bring all of his special training to the battle equipped with a Browning Pistol and a Type 56 Assault Rifle. For Zeus James!
Andy McNab (Bravo Two Zero): The film version of the slightly fictionalized SAS Bravo Two Zero mission, Sean Bean's elite operative will be armed with a M16A2 with an under mounted M203 Grenade Launcher.
Sean Miller (Jack Ryan Films): A member of the Ulster Liberation Army, he's a highly skilled terrorist and gunman. He comes to battle equipped with a CZ-75 pistol, and an Uzi Submachine Gun and stylish black terrorist fatigues!
King Regis (Final Fantasy XV): Yes... yet another friggin sovereign ruler but this one is even more badass. 113th of his line, most of his power is drawn from him and will be so for this battle as well, but he's still got the ability to cast powerful magical barriers, elemental magic, phase through solid matter and spontaneous generate those cool looking formations of swords and spears to tickle or skewer enemies at his whim. He can only use the phasing and defensive magics on himself.
Team Liam!
Darkman (Darkman film): When Doctor Preston Westlake was a victim of mobsters and sabotage, the resulting conflagration resulted in him becoming a horribly mutilated being who possessed the inability to feel pain as well as superhuman strength, speed, agility and endurance as well as heightened aggression.
Henri Ducard (Batman Nolanverse): Yeah he shows up again and still has that katana and fancy body armor but now he also has a G36 Assault Rifle. Nice.
Bryan Mills (Taken Film Series): If he ever wants to see his daughter again, he's going to have to do Zeus' bidding... or something. Bryan Mills is armed with a Glock 17 and Beretta 92 Pistol since he wields both in almost every Taken film. He gets an MP5 Submachine gun as a backup weapon (primary weapon?).
History Channel Narrator (Anchorman 2): He'll be in the back with an Enfield Pattern 1853 Musket and his M2 Mortar and a Mighty Minotaur accompanying him.
Aslan (Chronicles of Narnia): Yeah... I have no idea why he's here fighting on behalf of Zeus but here we are. Always could use a giant LION on your team though. No Jesus Resurrection powers or the like though. Sorry. Being a mystical, super intelligent super lion should be enough.
Qui Gonn Jinn (Star Wars): The wise and venerable Jedi Master is showing up with lightsaber in hand and whatever else those Jedi carry in the folds of their robes.
