Corrupt a Wish

[Hlaalu Agent]

You all know the drill. But for those who don't, this is a forum game where a poster writes a wish, and the poster below finds a way to corrupt it, while writing their own wish to be corrupted in turn. And on and on this goes until well, like all good things, this thread comes to an end. So given that I have posted this, I'll start with a wish to corrupt

I wish that Darth Jar Jar was canon.

 

[FriedCFour]

I wish that Darth Jar Jar was canon.

Its this Jar Jar.

And they seduce Anakin to the dark side.

I wish for a book accurate remake of Starship Troopers.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

I wish for a book accurate remake of Starship Troopers.

You, get it, but it is in bad CGI and directed by Uwe Boll. Hey, just because it is faithful does not mean it has to be good.

I wish I had the ability to Jo-Jo pose.

 

[Cherico]

You, get it, but it is in bad CGI and directed by Uwe Boll. Hey, just because it is faithful does not mean it has to be good.

I wish I had the ability to Jo-Jo pose.

It really just looks kind of lame in real life.

I wish the greeks had a functional economy.

 

[Global Warming]

It really just looks kind of lame in real life.

I wish the greeks had a functional economy.

Congratulations, you are now a Spartan soldier, assigned to defend the pass at Thermopylae in 480 BC.

I wish I owned a Death Star.

 

[Cherico]

Congratulations, you are now a Spartan soldier, assigned to defend the pass at Thermopylae in 480 BC.

I wish I owned a Death Star.

that god damned exaust vent sucks stuff in and makes it a death trap


I wish the disney star wars sequals didn't suck.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

that god damned exaust vent sucks stuff in and makes it a death trap


I wish the disney star wars sequals didn't suck.

Granted, they don't suck, they are absolutely, positively, terrible.

I wish Greenland bought the USA.

 

[Global Warming]

Granted, they don't suck, they are absolutely, positively, terrible.

I wish Greenland bought the USA.

The US immediately executes 1776 2.0, but lets Denmark keep the national debt.

I wish Trump picks Kanye for VP in 2020.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

The US immediately executes 1776 2.0, but lets Denmark keep the national debt.

I wish Trump picks Kanye for VP in 2020.

Kayne, pulls a coup d'etat and forms the first American Empire.

I wish that this would happen, except with Trump pulling a Metal Wolf Chaos.

 

[Deleted member 1]

Kayne, pulls a coup d'etat and forms the first American Empire.

I wish that this would happen, except with Trump pulling a Metal Wolf Chaos.

Trump does execute a Metal Wolf Chaos comeback, but accidentally destroys the country with nuclear weapons in the process, and now you live in the new Fallout game. Except you’re not a hero and still have no special skills.

I wish the Tsar had been restored in Russia.

 

[Cherico]

Trump does execute a Metal Wolf Chaos comeback, but accidentally destroys the country with nuclear weapons in the process, and now you live in the new Fallout game. Except you’re not a hero and still have no special skills.

I wish the Tsar had been restored in Russia.

After the disaster that was Niccoles the Czar is now a purely cerimonial position with no actual power what so ever and the royal family is essentally a tourist attraction to get money from forengnors.


I wish housing was cheaper.

 

[Sailor.X]

After the disaster that was Niccoles the Czar is now a purely cerimonial position with no actual power what so ever and the royal family is essentally a tourist attraction to get money from forengnors.


I wish housing was cheaper.

The Federal Government solves the housing problem by creating a new line of Mud Hutt dwellings ($50.00 Dollars each) for low income people Nation Wide.

I wish I had the power set of Tekkaman Blade.

 

[Cherico]

The Federal Government solves the housing problem by creating a new line of Mud Hutt dwellings ($50.00 Dollars each) for low income people Nation Wide.

I wish I had the power set of Tekkaman Blade.

That's still a step up for quite a few people.

 

[Sailor.X]

That's still a step up for quite a few people.

So I can has full Tekkaman Powers with no downside?........ Sweet.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The Federal Government solves the housing problem by creating a new line of Mud Hutt dwellings ($50.00 Dollars each) for low income people Nation Wide.

I wish I had the power set of Tekkaman Blade.

In order to maintain your body's calorie needs to handle your powers, the stress makes you become a diabetic.

I wish we had the warp drive.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

In order to maintain your body's calorie needs to handle your powers, the stress makes you become a diabetic.

I wish we had the warp drive.

Granted, it is 40k Warp. And we don't have Gellar fields...

I wish I had access to Morrowind alchemy.

 

[Lightershoulders]

Granted, it is 40k Warp. And we don't have Gellar fields...

I wish I had access to Morrowind alchemy.

Granted. You have to collect the ingredients yourself, you have no idea where to find them, and you don't learn like a main character.

I wish that Trump kissed Hillary Clinton on the debate stage last presidential election right after he threatened to "Lock Her Up.". (I wanna see the fallout.)

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Granted, it is 40k Warp. And we don't have Gellar fields...

I wish I had access to Morrowind alchemy.

Alas, as you have no mana in this universe, your life force is drained to perform alchemy.

I wish I had Superman's powers.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

Granted. You have to collect the ingredients yourself, you have no idea where to find them, and you don't learn like a main character.

I wish that Trump kissed Hillary Clinton on the debate stage last presidential election right after he threatened to "Lock Her Up.". (I wanna see the fallout.)

Wortcraft is lore.

Granted, he kisses her in a very respectful style (non-romantic) that is almost completely out of character and confuses the hell out of everyone.

Alas, as you have no mana in this universe, your life force is drained to perform alchemy.

I wish I had Superman's powers.

No, problem, intelligence loop for the win.

Granted, unfortunately you don't have control and the world is as of cardboard to you.

I wish aliens would visit Earth and actively debunk the ancient aliens theory.

 

[Sailor.X]

Wortcraft is lore.

Granted, he kisses her in a very respectful style (non-romantic) that is almost completely out of character and confuses the hell out of everyone.



No, problem, intelligence loop for the win.

Granted, unfortunately you don't have control and the world is as of cardboard to you.

I wish aliens would visit Earth and actively debunk the ancient aliens theory.

Granted. But the Aliens that arrive are the G1 Decepticons and they decide to reinact All Hell Megatron on the US, Canada, Russia and China.

I wish the Thundercats were real and lived on our Earth.