Dear FBI agent

Cherico

Well-known member
Dear FBI agent

As you know Space battles has developed yet another sister site.

I know that your first response to getting that message was probally "Fucking again?" and belive it or not a lot of us feel your pain. Most of us have either worked crappy thankless jobs, or are currently working in a crappy thankless job. I know when people join the milatary or some other service they dream of it being this exciting meaningful career, and then get stuck with lots of boring drugery.

Your probally in one of three catagories, an intern just starting out, picking this up for the hours, or your boss hates you and just wants to be a dick.

If your in the later position then you know I feel you man, we've all been there.

So first things first we don't hate you man, we all understand that your just doing your job and making sure some nut case doesn't blow shit up. Second please don't blow your cover, I understand its a shit job monitoring us but you have to take care of yourself and cover your own ass expecially if your boss hates your guts. Third, have some fun, creative has some decent stuff to read and politics isnt all that bad.

In other words even if it doesn't seem like it your a part of our community now so you know take care of yourself.
 

PsihoKekec

Swashbuckling Accountant
This reminds of another formum I'm member of and has been derisively called as forum for ''gay nazi bodybuilders'', where sometimes, when discussions take decisively cringy turn, saner people call upon their less sane colleagues to be mindful of the FBI agent reading the shit they post and how he doesn't deserve it as he is just doing his job. One of the most active threads is the one where people talk about their bowel movements.
 

Scottty

Well-known member
Founder
But do they have people who actually read everything? Isn't it done by computers nowadays?
 

PsihoKekec

Swashbuckling Accountant
It's a meme. They have search engines looking for certain combinations of words, with humans then reviving pages that filters select, only the areas of special interests have constant readers. It has often been joked on SB that due to what is written there, they must trigger the filters all the time and probably have an FBI agents assigned full time, but even as humorless as FBI is, they would eventually figure that monitoring SB is waste of time. However concentrated essence of evil alt-right cis gendered white males of the SB distilled into single forum certainly deserves 24/7 attention of the FBI's best.
 

Kobold

The ambivalent trickster
Seems like too much effort for a government agency.
Puh-lease, the feebees created a whole fake UNIVERSITY out of whole cloth just to snare some immigration fraudsters.

A SciFi themed web forum could be conjured up on a feeb lunch break.
 

Murica

National Treasure
I'm now thinking about this poor FBI guy going through my search history and laughing or crying-- I'm not sure which.
 

PsihoKekec

Swashbuckling Accountant
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Vargas Fan

Head over heels in love :)
It's a meme. They have search engines looking for certain combinations of words, with humans then reviving pages that filters select, only the areas of special interests have constant readers. It has often been joked on SB that due to what is written there, they must trigger the filters all the time and probably have an FBI agents assigned full time, but even as humorless as FBI is, they would eventually figure that monitoring SB is waste of time. However concentrated essence of evil alt-right cis gendered white males of the SB distilled into single forum certainly deserves 24/7 attention of the FBI's best.

I remember watching CinemaSins analysis of the Rock, talking about the scene with the doll apparently packed with C4 and how it could bring down the building. The guy doing the video doubted it but said he wasn't putting that search query into Google. :)
 

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