Excellence in Shitlording

[Husky_Khan]

We used to be a country. A proper country. Never forget what they took from us!

Spoiler: More Tweets

 

[Husky_Khan]

I didn't know that at all...

 

[Husky_Khan]

At least its accurate:



Plus them replies to the original tweet...

 

[PsihoKekec]

 

[Husky_Khan]

Someone made a bot-ish account for "fake" New York Times headlines.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on AOC's recent mask-free excursion to Florida.

It's so popular it trended on Twitter with the hashtag #AOCLovesDeSantis

It became so popular that Twitter banned the Twitter account that started it, Rest in Peace 'Jewish Deplorable.'

 

[Husky_Khan]

Who knows what's satire anymore? 🤷‍♀️

 

[Robovski]

 

[Bear Ribs]

Well if it's about wings...

 

[Bear Ribs]

Tom Cotton gave his speech against the filibuster... and his entire speech consisted of quote what Chuck Schumer said in defense of the filibuster when the Republicans could have gained an advantage from abolishing it.


Edit: Want to add, the seethe and cope in that thread is hilarious. Nobody can actually contest that Schumer gave the speech so just about every negative tweet is some variant of whataboutism regarding some other senator's position.

But this one takes the cake robs the whole bakery.



Just to point out the truth, somebody tweeted CNN's recording of Chuck Schumer's identical speech, and Twitter has censored it under "Sensitive Content."

 

[Cherico]

Tom Cotton gave his speech against the filibuster... and his entire speech consisted of quote what Chuck Schumer said in defense of the filibuster when the Republicans could have gained an advantage from abolishing it.


Edit: Want to add, the seethe and cope in that thread is hilarious. Nobody can actually contest that Schumer gave the speech so just about every negative tweet is some variant of whataboutism regarding some other senator's position.

But this one takes the cake robs the whole bakery.



Just to point out the truth, somebody tweeted CNN's recording of Chuck Schumer's identical speech, and Twitter has censored it under "Sensitive Content."

wow that was a massive burn, as for twitter thats arguebly illegal....

 

[Husky_Khan]

OOF!

 

[Bear Ribs]

None other than Pat Sajak had thoughts on how Biden's response on Ukraine appears to consist entirely of hashtags.

 

[Battlegrinder]

#DontBrowbeatMyPete 😡 | National Review

Charles Cooke attempts to, and succeeds at, ramming every annoying twitter cliche into one article.

 

[LordsFire]

#DontBrowbeatMyPete 😡 | National Review

Charles Cooke attempts to, and succeeds at, ramming every annoying twitter cliche into one article.

"This morning, my eight-year-old daughter, Chrysanthemum, took off her gas mask and asked me why the president would say something like that to an American hero. I’m ashamed to admit that neither I nor her mother knew what to say. “This president said he’d restore honor and dignity to the White House,” Chrysanthemum said, looking up at us from her hyperbaric chamber. “But he’s attacking the free press, which is just doing its job. This is how we lose our democracy.” She’s so wise for her age. She has so much potential. This isn’t the world I want her to grow up in when she goes outside for the first time. "

Genius.

 

[Battlegrinder]

Well, he did have a bunch of delusional clout chasing lefties to do the grunt work and refine all the lines for him before publishing this, so he doesn't deserve all the credit.

 

[Urabrask Revealed]

Well, he did have a bunch of delusional clout chasing lefties to do the grunt work and refine all the lines for him before publishing this, so he doesn't deserve all the credit.

No leftoid deserves credit for anything, only degrees of guilt.

 

[prinCZess]

I...I genuinely got no snarky addition to make here. I don't know what to add.

 

[Tiamat]

I...I genuinely got no snarky addition to make here. I don't know what to add.

Star Trek green Orion slavegirl meets M&M....and/or "pre-Woke" She-Hulk. Got it!

 

[SchrodingersWehraboo]