Florida (Man/Woman/Animal) News Thread

[LordSunhawk]

Former Gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum, described by the media as the 'next Obama' during his last run for governor in Florida... is proving he IS in fact from Florida.

Passed out, completely incapacitated, in a hotel room with two male 'escorts' and several baggies of meth. Claims he drank too much at a wedding... no wedding actually taking place that we know about.

This guy almost became governor of Florida!

 

[Floridaman]

Former Gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum, described by the media as the 'next Obama' during his last run for governor in Florida... is proving he IS in fact from Florida.

Passed out, completely incapacitated, in a hotel room with two male 'escorts' and several baggies of meth. Claims he drank too much at a wedding... no wedding actually taking place that we know about.

This guy almost became governor of Florida!

Huh, now I actually have some respect for him, if he acted like that before the election he would have done better.

 

[Isem]

"Mysteriously his polling numbers actually went up after this incident."

 

[King Krávoka]

So which prior president really would have been the most like this?

 

[Floridaman]

So which prior president really would have been the most like this?

Kennedy, look up some of his antics.

 

[Cherico]

Kennedy, look up some of his antics.

Don't forget Andrew Jackson that man could party.

 

[What's the sitch?]

He probably could have actually done better during the election if this had happened prior. He could have done a sort of " I am one of you", "together we are Florida man" sort of speech.

 

[prinCZess]

Who among us can honestly say that they have not found themselves face-down on the floor of a cheap hotel after a night with a pair of male escorts and meth wherein there was, at some point, a wedding of vague and hard-to-recall detail? Or, for that matter, that after spending that long in Florida we wouldn't be tracking down such a thing with all effort possible?

Judge not lest ye be judged, folks! You may dismiss this as 'Florida Man' antics, but in truth is Gillum not an emblem for All of America's--nay, the WORLD'S--individuals?

 

[Abhorsen]

Judge not lest ye be judged, folks! You may dismiss this as 'Florida Man' antics, but in truth is Gillum not an emblem for All of America's--nay, the WORLD'S--individuals?

Well, maybe all of Florida's antics.

 

[PsihoKekec]

Now I understand why buying Grinder away from chinese was a matter of national security.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Casey DeSantis, the hot wife and mother of three of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, has been diagnosed with breast cancer. Casey DeSantis is a 41 year old Emmy Award winning television host of the PGA Tour as well as a multiple national equestrian champion before getting hitched to the current Florida Governor and spawning three kids ranging in age from eighteen months to four years old.

Florida Gov. DeSantis' wife, Casey, diagnosed with breast cancer

Casey DeSantis, the wife of Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida, has been diagnosed with breast cancer.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Husky_Khan]

Florida Restaurant Reservation Rates compared with the pre-Wuflu year of 2019.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Not only are they curbing the grooming of children in schools but apparently trying to push back against all of the Trans Propaganda in the medical sphere coming into the State, especially from a Federal level.

 

[Buba]

Former Gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum, described by the media as the 'next Obama' during his last run for governor in Florida... is proving he IS in fact from Florida.

Passed out, completely incapacitated, in a hotel room with two male 'escorts' and several baggies of meth. Claims he drank too much at a wedding... no wedding actually taking place that we know about.

I love the comparison to Obama - IMO Barak simply either was never caught or it was hushed up ...

I read the linked text - there already is an ongoing coverup/travesty of justice ...

 

[Bassoe]

 

[bintananth]

The full video of the catch-and-release is even better.

 

[Cherico]

The full video of the catch-and-release is even better.

that man earned his applause

 

[What's the sitch?]

Thats not really a big gator, could probably just get a rake, pin down its head then go pick it up/tape it up, or just do what he did really. It still has that juvenile thinness/look, has some length but not the girth/chonkiness.

Theres a reason that having a bajillion gators wandering around is generally tolerated. Yeah they are dangerous if you literally walk into them or get into water when it happens to be hungry. They aren't particularly fast on land and aren't going to jump fences or break down doors (bears/cougars).

 

[colorles]

 

[What's the sitch?]

I think the "dinosaur" is likely an iguana or other large lizard running on all 4s on the ground, if you make the video larger it looks like its not running on 2 legs but doing a scramble/sprint on all 4 legs like lizards do.

Course its super blurry so its anyones guess really