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Laskar

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From a website of a marriage counselor, I bring you... the tale of the Husband Store.

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.
 
so I found over the past year markaplier had apparently turned into a cult leader.

*sigh* I'm learning over the years no matter how chill someone acts a liberal is still a liberal

 
More context please? He seems to just mourn the death of one his followers?

Unnas annis was a vanity project he did where he and one of his gamer friends made a youtube channel and made a video everyday for a year delete it and then squash every attempt at archving. Somthing somthing death comes for us all somthing somthing live in the moment.
 

Battlegrinder

Someday we will win, no matter what it takes.
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Obozny
It was just a weird, fun little side project they did, calling it a cult is a massive overstatement.
 

Husky_Khan

The Dog Whistler... I mean Whisperer.
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Scientists are using artificial intelligence to recreate the scents and stench of wondrous 16th Century Europe in a three million dollar research project undertaken by multiple European Universities.


It is known as... Odeuropa...

 

Arch Dornan

Oh, lovely. They've sent me a mo-ron.
Scientists are using artificial intelligence to recreate the scents and stench of wondrous 16th Century Europe in a three million dollar research project undertaken by multiple European Universities.


It is known as... Odeuropa...


They can program smell?
 

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