Politicians and Government Cringe Thread

Terthna

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Dumbass RINO thought she could grift off of Trump like they all did when he was president; I guess she never got the memo that stabbing someone in the back makes it difficult to convince people to buy into your bullhonky a second time. Then again, she is a career politician; she probably thought that his supporters, like all Americans in her eyes, were just that gullible.
 

Arch Dornan

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Dumbass RINO thought she could grift off of Trump like they all did when he was president; I guess she never got the memo that stabbing someone in the back makes it difficult to convince people to buy into your bullhonky a second time. Then again, she is a career politician; she probably thought that his supporters, like all Americans in her eyes, were just that gullible.
They have a long memory like an Elephant.
 

Husky_Khan

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State Representative Jewell Jones is a rising star in the Michigan Democratic Party, serving as the YOUNGEST City Council Member and then later as the YOUNGEST State Lawmaker in that States illustrious history. He is so well regarded by State Party officials that he's apparently on a first name basis with Governor Whitmer, whom he calls "Gretchen" and apparently has her on speed dial or something.



Two weeks ago Jewell Jones took to social media (while refusing media interviews), showing a picture of him with allegedly two black eyes after being arrested by Law Enforcement.

Why was he arrested by the police? Later dashcam video revealed some details of his arrested which was in relation to assaulting paramedics, Sheriffs Deputies, a car accident along the Interstate and driving while over twice the legal alcohol limit. During his arrest he threatened to call the Governor on the cops, and was apparently pepper sprayed and tasered before being brought under control by law enforcement.


More bad news for Michigan State Representative Jewell Jones. Apparently he was engaged in meeting constituents to discuss potential economic projects... which happened to take place at one of Dearborn, Michigans most prestigious Gentlemen Clubs and Providers of Topless Entertainment.

New York Post said:
The Detroit News reported that State Rep. Jewell Jones filed a disclosure form Sunday revealing that he had spent $221.42 at the Pantheion Club in Dearborn on March 8. The club describes itself on its Twitter page as both “[t]he oldest and most established gentlemens [sic] club in michigan [sic]” and “#1 in topless entertainment”.

According to the paper, Jones’ disclosure form said the expenditure was for a “constituent meeting” to discuss “potential economic projects.”

Jones initially described the jiggle joint as a “lounge” during a phone interview with the Detroit News, then claimed he wasn’t sure it was a strip club before the call was cut off. In a subsequent text message, he wrote: “We have [to] meet people where they’re at some times … #HOLLA” before praising the club’s red meat.

Apparently they have excellent lamb chops there.

And yes, the money apparently came from his campaign account funds.

 

prinCZess

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before praising the club’s red meat.
So I take it he was a fan of the club's Native American dancers?

Before anyone gets all high-horsey, I would have them know this is the less crass of the two dumb jokes I came up with about that line. So, really, you should be thanking me for my restraint.

Slightly seriously, political campaigns abusing expenses at restaurants/etc. is nothing new and seems comparable to the tax write-off companies get for lunches and the like of that 'business' vein where things are pretty loosy-goosy in terms of how they work. It's humorous, and it seems a big stretch to think this was a legit 'meet constituent' expense as claimed.
That said, $200 seems a surprising amount in general. Seems high even for overpriced gentlemens club food and drinks, seems low for any actual gentlemens club activities to have been paid for (unless Jones is a cheapskate or realized how bad tips and fees would look on the campaign expense sheet).
 

prinCZess

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$200 isn't out of line when you're footing the bill for 4-5 people at a nice restaurant. Two beers or glasses of wine for everyone can easily blow past $50 all by itself and a gentleman's club isn't going to have reasonably priced beverages.
OH. Oh poo. I was just thinking of him paying for himself for some reason. $200 for one person seemed a weirdly middling number too high to be explained easily with food/drink but too low to be typical club activities. Paying for the food/drink constituents he was meeting (or the 'constituents') would explain it.

I swear my brain works, it just takes extended vacations sometimes. :p
 

Sir 1000

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More bad news for Michigan State Representative Jewell Jones. Apparently he was engaged in meeting constituents to discuss potential economic projects... which happened to take place at one of Dearborn, Michigans most prestigious Gentlemen Clubs and Providers of Topless Entertainment.



Apparently they have excellent lamb chops there.

And yes, the money apparently came from his campaign account funds.

I'm torn, on one hand i could legit see him needing this to impress someone his campaign needs and even if not. The amount spent is so small compared to the average political shenanigans that it really only deserves something like a warning. On the other hand, he's a demonrat and i know exactly what they would do in the reverse.
 

Husky_Khan

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DC Mayor Muriel Bowser decided to party it up with Dave Chappelle and other elites the day before she enacted her mask mandate in response to the two WuFlu deaths that occurred in her city over the past two weeks.



 

f1onagher

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The thing I don't get is why they wait until August to employ the mandates. If its an emergency influx of new disease wouldn't you want to slam the door as soon as possible? Its a mask mandate, not an invasion of Russia. I don't think you need much time to arrange logistics.


Come on, 7 mil is chump change in taxpayer cash. In all seriousness though the sooner we can ban omnibus bullshit the better. I'm paying those cretins to vote on stuff. It'd be nice if they actually knew what it was.
 

Husky_Khan

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DC Mayor Muriel Bowser decided to party it up with Dave Chappelle and other elites the day before she enacted her mask mandate in response to the two WuFlu deaths that occurred in her city over the past two weeks.





I'm glad some Democratic politicians in the Beltway have the COURAGE and INTEGRITY to stand up to their parties insane Mask Mandates.


Good on Mayor Muriel Bowser for flagrantly violating the insane DC Mask Mandates put in place by its feckless Mayor and officiating this Wedding less then 24 hours after said mandate was issued.
 

Husky_Khan

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Kamala Harris' favorability rating "underwater" according to latest polling.


Kamala Harris' favorability rating is 44.3% which is notably lower then her unfavorability rating of 46.3%. It's even significantly lower then Joe Biden's favorability/unfavorability rating of 51.8% to 42.8%.
 

Urabrask Revealed

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Kamala Harris' favorability rating "underwater" according to latest polling.


Kamala Harris' favorability rating is 44.3% which is notably lower then her unfavorability rating of 46.3%. It's even significantly lower then Joe Biden's favorability/unfavorability rating of 51.8% to 42.8%.
No surprise there. Anyone with two braincells to rub together can tell that Biden is a demented puppet that speaks the words his masters want him to speak. Harris is the real power in charge, and the moment the year 2022 begins, she's going to get rid of him so she can start her 10 year terror regime.
 

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