Star Wars Fanfic Ideas, Recommendations, and Discussions Thread

[Agent23]

Nothing Disney can do against that group, even that 'fleet' that Palpy was making (I haven't seen TROS and don't plan to) before its blown from the stars by the true Imperials. They then can take over the galaxy as they wish due to the total lack of anyone to stop them (more stupidity from the people that made this new canon).

Yeah, I was tempted to do a curbstomp VS. for this, but it will end in 1 post.

 

[Ash's Boomstick]

Do one but have it so the replies have to think of ways to make it less of bolostomp and allow the forces of the Disney SW some semblance of a chance against the Dark Empire.

 

[Typhonis]

Have Legends Luke replace Disney Luke. That should be less curb stompy...also include his wife if you want.

 

[Skallagrim]

You can basically take any even half-way competent character from the old EU, and the faction they side with automatically wins. I mean literally one person. That's all you need to transplant from one continuity to the other, and then it's a done deal.

 

[Agent23]

Do one but have it so the replies have to think of ways to make it less of bolostomp and allow the forces of the Disney SW some semblance of a chance against the Dark Empire.

Least powerful force that can... Would work, but I decided to do something f better:

ROB demands that you destroy the Disney SW GFFA, creatively

For this,you shall have near ROB powers, but mainly the idea is to move multiversal "chess pieces" around for mest effect. You have but three directives: 1) MAKE IT FUNNY! 2) Try and be original and creative while going about it. 3)Make sure that the stupidity that is the Disney canon GFFA and...

www.the-sietch.com

 

[Bear Ribs]

You can basically take any even half-way competent character from the old EU, and the faction they side with automatically wins. I mean literally one person. That's all you need to transplant from one continuity to the other, and then it's a done deal.

Hmm, would replacing some First Order'er with Daala really be an improvement? She was kinda legendarily incompetent.

 

[Blasterbot]

Hmm, would replacing some First Order'er with Daala really be an improvement? She was kinda legendarily incompetent.

she would still be better than Hux or Phazma. god those characters were wasted.

 

[DarthOne]

Least powerful force that can... Would work, but I decided to do something f better:

ROB demands that you destroy the Disney SW GFFA, creatively

For this,you shall have near ROB powers, but mainly the idea is to move multiversal "chess pieces" around for mest effect. You have but three directives: 1) MAKE IT FUNNY! 2) Try and be original and creative while going about it. 3)Make sure that the stupidity that is the Disney canon GFFA and...

www.the-sietch.com

Classic Legends Grevious would have the setting for breakfast. Not only can he take on Disney Wars Jedi but is an actual competent leader and commander.

 

[Morphic Tide]

So, Mechu-deru. Actually not a strictly Dark Side methodology, unlike Alchemy. Just how high up the "Alien Space Bat" scale do you think it'd be for pre-Fall Anakin to accidentally make it into a full "Synthetic Side of the Force" as a premise, and what would the most "reasonable" way of managing it be?

The "full crack" direction that comes to mind is it becoming its own "Side" upon Kid Anakin connecting one of the Lucrehulk control brains over Naboo to the Force, swiftly cascading into a singular "middle-of-the-road" Force Sensitive presence that is physically an entire droid army complete with transport fleet.

The more reasonable direction that comes to mind is him learning the "conventional" Sentinel method and absolutely piling it into R2-D2, only for R2 to stumble into some giga-nexus or other to end up the first Force Sensitive Droid, being the "nucleation site" from which the Force develops a general framework for response to machinery.

 

[Skallagrim]

Hmm, would replacing some First Order'er with Daala really be an improvement? She was kinda legendarily incompetent.

Granted, she did some really dumb shit-- but her attack on the New Republic and the Jedi praxeum was actually very well done, and would have succeeded (at least in completely wiping out the Jedi, and probably in destroying Ackbar and his emergency response fleet) if Dorsk 81 hadn't innovated a new, collaborative join-our-forces kind of Jedi power on the spot. They literally used their powers to fling her fleet out of the solar system! No one could have reasonably planned for that.

And afterwards, she still organised a pretty well-ordered retreat, recognised her failure and resigned, and promoted her most capable subordinate to supreme command.

...All of which is leagues better than anyone in Disney canon has been shown to manage.

 

[Jormungandr]

Placing this here because it is a YouTube "what if?" fanfiction scenario, and it's bloody hilarious albeit unrealistic.

Basically, what if Palpatine's "Execute Order 66" order caused all the Clone Orders to activate randomly in every trooper hearing it?



Hilariously, you've some clones trying to escort Palpatine to a bunker; others trying to kill him and install Jedi leadership; others making Mas Amedda the new chancellor; more clones trying to kill said new chancellor; Commander Fox succeeding and becoming the new chancellor but becoming a target for other clones with orders to kill the Republic chancellor...

And Jesse being excited for special food day in the mess.

 

[Blasterbot]

new secret recordings have been discovered



like damn ani even palpy boy says you gotta chil.

 

[Aaron Fox]

So, one of the Disney books revealed that force-sensitive beings can hear faint songs in the background... it would be interesting to have Jedi dabble into something similar to Ar Tonelico's Hymmnos...

... for those who never heard the series (hell, I only found out because a Homeworld 2 mod had one of the Hymmnos tracks as the motif for the equivalent of a super star destroyer), it centers around one of the most thorough fictional languages I've ever seen (and most of them are basically magic done in computer language), was made by the creators of the series to be sung and is far more emotive than standard Japanese, and makes for some jaw-dropping songs:



So, some Jedi decide to look into the meaning of 'Force Song' and Anakin takes it like a duck to water, to the point that quite a few Jedi say that it might be Anakin's affinity... leading to Anakin being considered across the galaxy as a god-tier composer after a few of his songs were leaked...

... then Anakin feels something similar to Force Song and is drawn to it, leading to a world that hasn't even achieved spaceflight yet, but the Songs from the planet are something else...

(Yes, I included Christopher 'I won a Grammy Award for Best Instrumental Arrangement with Vocalist(s) and I don't want to water down the rest of the other Great Musicians' achievements (even though all the fans agree that he should be in the game as a Great Musician anyway)' Tin, J. S. 'the Master of Fugue' (some say Grand Master of all Music) Bach, and Leopold 'Conductor of Fantasia and got a Loony Toons Skit reference' Stokowski, so sue me)​

Soon, investigating these songs became an obsession, an obsession that got the rest of the Order worried...

 

[Jormungandr]

...Fucking hell, please tell me they're not trying to turn Star Wars into My Little Pony.

 

[Blasterbot]

...Fucking hell, please tell me they're not trying to turn Star Wars into My Little Pony.

Ponies went hard sometimes. if we could get content half as good as Faust's generation that would be awesome.

 

[Jormungandr]

Ponies went hard sometimes. if we could get content half as good as Faust's generation that would be awesome.

Yeah, the early period of FiM slapped hard.

All I can imagine Palpatine doing now is singing what's basically "I am evil!" like Cadence-Chrysalis in his office, and then coming out of it, looking at the Jedi, and just going, "er, just ignore that."

Or worse, Anakin and Padme doing a sappy love duet... and then when it ends, everyone is staring at them.

Anakin singing what's basically "I hate sand."

Oh god, when the first Star Wars was released and all the plans regarding Leia and Luke being twins weren't formed yet, imagine Leia singing after developing an attraction to the handsome and roguish Han Solo and a "pure love" for idealistic, innocent farm boy Luke Skywalker. And the resulting horror song afterwards when she finds out she wanted to incest her brother.

"Eh, I'm from Alderaan, so it's all good."

 

[Aaron Fox]

From my understanding, it's basically just barely audible motifs and whatnot, and outside of putting the songs into the material realm, only the force-sensitive can hear them.

Funnily enough, Rebels made affinities a thing again... and having Anakin having affinities is so many things that are rare in the Order can explain some of the problems he had...

 

[KilroywasNOTHere]

So, one of the Disney books revealed that force-sensitive beings can hear faint songs in the background... it would be interesting to have Jedi dabble into something similar to Ar Tonelico's Hymmnos...

... for those who never heard the series (hell, I only found out because a Homeworld 2 mod had one of the Hymmnos tracks as the motif for the equivalent of a super star destroyer), it centers around one of the most thorough fictional languages I've ever seen (and most of them are basically magic done in computer language), was made by the creators of the series to be sung and is far more emotive than standard Japanese, and makes for some jaw-dropping songs:



So, some Jedi decide to look into the meaning of 'Force Song' and Anakin takes it like a duck to water, to the point that quite a few Jedi say that it might be Anakin's affinity... leading to Anakin being considered across the galaxy as a god-tier composer after a few of his songs were leaked...

... then Anakin feels something similar to Force Song and is drawn to it, leading to a world that hasn't even achieved spaceflight yet, but the Songs from the planet are something else...

(Yes, I included Christopher 'I won a Grammy Award for Best Instrumental Arrangement with Vocalist(s) and I don't want to water down the rest of the other Great Musicians' achievements (even though all the fans agree that he should be in the game as a Great Musician anyway)' Tin, J. S. 'the Master of Fugue' (some say Grand Master of all Music) Bach, and Leopold 'Conductor of Fantasia and got a Loony Toons Skit reference' Stokowski, so sue me)​

Soon, investigating these songs became an obsession, an obsession that got the rest of the Order worried...

So in other words they can hear the music scores playing in thier scenes...since when did Star Wars break the 4th Wall?

 

[Typhonis]

So in other words they can hear the music scores playing in thier scenes...since when did Star Wars break the 4th Wall?

When the Force became female.