Star Wars The Farmboy and the Archaeologist

AndrewJTalon

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"Leaving?"

Doctor Chelli Lona Aphra, renegade archaeologist, cursed under her breath, and turned from the escape pod hatch. There he was. The farmboy. The rebel she'd tried to sacrifice... And then had saved. Because she felt so damn bad about it.

"Nothing gets past you," she said dryly. Luke gave her that disappointed look she hated. It made her think about things she'd really rather not.

"You know, you could just steal a fighter from the hanger bay," Luke said with a shrug. "Lots of them around."

"Not really my style," Aphra said quickly. "Too many eyes. Too many security cameras."

"And an escape pod is preferable because...?" Luke asked. "I mean, you could just ask me to take you for a trip... You leave, or knock me out-"

"Pfft, yeah, like I'll be able to do that more than twice," Aphra snorted. Luke took a step forward, and she rested her hand on her blaster. He raised an eyebrow.

"... My uncle told me once that some people are always running, even when they're standing still," Luke ventured. "Ready to leave the moment they feel... Uncomfortable."

"Oh gee, standing in the center of a doomed Rebellion that could be blasted out of the sky any second by the Empire," Aphra sneered. "No wonder I feel uncomfortable! Surrounded by a bunch of suicidal morons!"

Luke shrugged and smiled. "Yeah, that's us. Charging into danger, heedless of the odds against us to save a friend... Sounds like someone I know."

"Don't," Aphra growled, pointing her finger at him. "Don't you dare. We are not - We did not bond. We're not alike. I am a realist. The galaxy runs based on who's strongest, and in this situation I needed you. I used you! You mean nothing to me!"

"I didn't even bring that up," Luke said, smiling that innocent farmboy smile she hated. Hated because of the feelings it inspired in her.

"I-Just in case you were getting any ideas!" Aphra growled. "I know you farmboy Jedi types! You think you can save me, right?
The bad girl, saved by the shining Jedi Knight?" She stepped forward and poked him in the chest. "Well I'm not! I'm not that kind of girl! Stop being so obsessed with saving me! You can't do it, all right? So leave me alone!"

"Um..." Luke blinked. "... I didn't say any of that."

"You-You must be using some kind of Jedi mind trick on me!" Aphra babbled.

"I don't even know how to do that... Yet," Luke admitted. Aphra nodded.

"Good... Of course..."

"Look. You know what we're up against. You know what the Empire does. Just because they're strong doesn't mean they're right," Luke said. "Or that they're invincible. Strength can be relative."

Aphra shook her head.

"Right or wrong? It doesn't matter. If you want to survive, you go with the strong bantha. Not the weak, small one. No matter how cute they might be."

Why did she say 'cute'? Why why why?!

"And yet," Luke observed, "you, the weak, small archaeologist and me the weak, barely trained Jedi got out of that disaster. Against overwhelming odds."

"It's just one incident," Aphra argued, "it doesn't prove anything!"

"No, but it proves my point about strength being relative," Luke said. Aphra sighed, and leaned back against the hatch.

"Not every problem is going to have a thermal exhaust port you can hit," Aphra pointed out. Luke nodded.

"No... But it doesn't mean there isn't a way out," he said. Aphra looked aside. Luke sighed.

"... Look, why don't you at least just have some dinner first? Before you make your escape?" Luke asked. Aphra looked up at him. "I'm sure I won't be able to stop you, so there's no reason to rush things, right?"

Luke turned his back and started down the corridor. Aphra narrowed her eyes.

"I could just shoot you and run, you know," she said.

"Yeah. I know," Luke said with a nod.

"You're a tempting target, right now," Aphra continued. "Seriously tempting!"

Luke nodded again. "I'll save you some dessert, if you're interested." Aphra looked at the blaster, then at the escape pod hatch.

She glared back at Luke's back.

"I really hate you, you know?" Aphra growled.

"I know," Luke said. Aphra sighed, and shoved her blaster back into her holster.

"Fine. Lead on," she grumbled, taking his arm. Luke flushed a bit, and led her off.

- - -

I turned a gay Star Wars comic character bisexual, and gave her some character rather than just being an unfunny take on Harley Quinn. I'm so edgy.
 

Bear Ribs

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Nice. I'm honestly not even sure who the female character is but Luke's spot-on enough to make it enjoyable without that.

No wait, this isn't a guy who would abandon his friends and go live on an island drinking green milk wasting away while his friends suffer. Luke is optimistic and hopeful and willing to put in an effort to help others, totally OOC. Suspension of disbelief ruined.
 
Undercover

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Didn't even know she was gay - what I've read of her made her unattractive just by mentioning a few things she did.

Well I fixed that too. Again, they gave an edgy lesbian the comic book and so she turns out edgy lesbian bullshit.

- - -

Luke knew that sabotaging the Empire's war machine required courage and daring. And many times it also required doing things he wasn't entirely comfortable with. Not morally, anyway.

Well... Not exactly.

"Hmm..." The Imperial customs agent had a face like a battle droid: Expressionless and steely. He studied the identicard, and then slowly looked up at Luke. "Marko Hamm? Here on Kuat for..."

He glanced over at the woman who had put Luke's arm firmly around her waist.

"His honeymoon?"

"Our honeymoon!" Chelli Aphra chirped, nuzzling Luke's neck eagerly. "We just love starships and the history... Makes for a wonderful background for... Well, you know," she said with a scandalous wink. The agent was not perturbed, though Luke certainly felt like he was about to explode. Learning how to use the Force to keep himself from blushing was just insane, but he was glad he'd learned how.

"And uh, how long will you be staying?" The agent asked flatly.

"Two weeks," Luke said with a nod... Trying not to jump when Aphra actually squeezed his butt. He gave the archaeologist a reproachful look, which she returned with a smile as warm as a sun. The agent coughed.

"Yes, well... Enjoy your honeymoon," the agent said, clearing their cards. Luke took their cards back, nodded, and moved himself and Aphra into the crowd of people at the spaceport.

"You're enjoying this way too much," Luke muttered. Aphra rolled her eyes, smiling.

"If you're not going to act like we're married, then I will," Aphra whispered back. "So smack my bottom like you mean it... Now."

Luke took a deep breath... And smacked Aphra's bottom. She yelped, and looked at him with a heated expression.

"Eager, aren't we?" She cooed.

Resist the blush, resist the blush, Luke thought hard. Though sadly, the rest of his blood was occupied with going to other places...

"Little too forward, but don't worry: We'll have plenty of time to get this right," Aphra murmured to Luke. "After all, practice makes perfect!"

The eager smile on her face did nothing to make him not worry...
 
Expedition

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"Oh, isn't this place just great?" Dr. Aphra chirped a little, bouncing on her tip-toes.

"Yeah...wonderful," Luke muttered, desperately trying to avoid staring at other bouncing things. At least it distracted him from the oppressing feel of this place. And the acid rain. Suffice it to say, the young Jedi was not enjoying Vjun. Why was he here again? Oh yeah, because the good doctor promised there were artifacts in some castle here that could help with his training.
What she failed to mention was the Imperial presence on the planet and that Bast Castle was Darth Vader's private abode. At least the Sith Lord wasn't home at the moment.

It had taken them three hours to make their way to the castle, darting from cover to cover as they avoided both the rain and the patrols.

"Come on, spoilsport. We're here...all alone...in Vader's castle..." Dr. Aphra shot him an impish smirk, "Getting any ideas?"

"All I'm getting are flashbacks to the Death Star," Luke deadpanned as he looked up and down a giant obsidian statue of Darth Vader. He wasn't as dense as Han suspected he was and was well aware of what the archaeologist was implying. He just had other priorities at the moment, "See anything yet?"

Aphra grumbled something that sounded suspiciously like "already see what I want." Luke took that moment to decide that he was slightly more oblivious and ignored it. The woman sighed before shifting her tone, "Nothing yet, honey."

'I guess Vader isn't one for interior decorating,' Luke mused to himself as he looked at bland wall after bland wall.

The pair had been walking in silence for a while. Though she was trying to be subtle about it, he'd noticed her inching closer and closer for the past few minutes. He was about to say something until Aphra "eeped" and pitched forward. Instinctively, Luke tried to catch her before she hit the ground, though it was only after he'd done so that he realized that was her aim. Crazy as she was, he still had to fight down a blush as her left hand was firmly groping his backside and certain parts of her were pressing into his chest. Before he could try to push her off, a voice surprised both of them.

"Request: If your feeble attempts at meatbag mating rituals are quite done, would you mind coming over here?"

Two pairs of eyes blinked and darted towards the source of the noise. It was a rust-red droid, standing at a little over six and a half feet tall. It's chassis was covered in pits and burns, and it's right hand was missing a digit.

"Irritated Clarification: Yes, you two meatbags," It projected from the grill-like vocabulator, its eyes flashing with each word.

Since revealing itself, the machine hadn't moved any of its limbs.

"Who are you? And why haven't you shot at us yet?" Luke asked as he scrambled out of Dr. Aphra's grip, to her irritation.

"Weary Introduction: I am HK-47. Meatbag-cyborg relations. My purpose is to terminate hostilities," The droid responded,

"Frustrated Grumbling: Or it would be if my motor functions weren't disabled."

'Ah, that's why he hasn't moved,' The Jedi thought to himself, "Why are you here?"

"Explanation: My chasis was recovered and restored somewhat. Rather than put me to use, the Master of this castle, a rather rude Sith Lord by the way, was amused and decided to use me as a decoration. The nerve..." The lights in HK-47's photoreceptors seemed to blink down to Luke's belt, "Observation: Ah, a Jedi. Or at least I assume you are. Request: Would you please re-enable my motor functions? I can't stand being a museum piece any longer. Besides, it would be good to ki- I mean venture alongside one of your kind again. You have most interesting lives."


Some pleading from Dr. Aphra led to Luke reactivating the droid completely, which had rewarded them for the deed by immediately snapping the necks of two guards unlucky enough to stumble across them. While the Jedi was horrified, the archaeologist giggled. For the next two hours, they would search the castle top to bottom, with HK-47 exercising his frustration over his years of "imprisonment" upon the remaining stormtroopers.

"Alright, we've searched all over the place, and only this droid," Luke grumbled, finally succumbing to frustration, "Only one room left."

"Blast subtlety," Dr. Aphra growled from her place next to him. With a strength he didn't know she had, the woman pulled him down to her level and snarled, "Listen up, farmboy! That's probably Vader's room. What we're going to do is this: You and I are
going to go into Vader's room, get on Vader's bed, do nasty things on Vader's bed, and you are going to enjoy it! Got it?"

Luke could only nod fractionally.

As she dragged him bodily into the next room, HK-47 sighed, "Resignation: Oh Maker, not again."


"W-what?" Aphra cried out in disbelief, as she looked over the sterile room. At the center was a bacta tank, covered in advanced medical equipment. A few orb-shaped medical droids floated in lazy orbits around the tank. Luke let out a breath of relief.

"Oh thank the Force, it's just an intensive care medical ward," he said with a smile.

"B-b-but this the last room in the entire complex!" Aphra protested, trying to grasp at Luke's arm but he dodged it. She turned
back to the room, practically sulking. "This has to be his room. Where are the flowing draperies, the luxurious comfort max bed, or the smooth, silken, sheets? All there is is a stupid bacta tank!:

"Come to think of it, that probably is his bed," Luke said thoughtfully. Aphra looked at Luke.

"What?" She asked.

"Think about it," Luke began, "From the stories I've been told, my father suffered grievous injuries during his fight with Obi Wan on Mustafar, to the point that he's most likely more machine than man at this point. Even with the Force, he probably requires constant medical attention simply to be able to function... It's actually kind of sad."

Aphra sighed, resting her hands on her hips with a pout.

"Yeah... I was really hoping for a bed fit for a King," she sulked.

"You'd have better luck at the Imperial Palace," Luke observed. "The Emperor probably has the largest bed in the galaxy. Heh, I've seen pictures of the guy. Can you imagine him lying on that kinda bed with a rose in his mouth and wearing nothing but fancy underwear?"

Aphra blanched.

"Aaaand suddenly my desire to ever have sex again has plummeted to nearly zero," Aphra grimaced, holding her stomach to contain her nausea. Luke breathed a sigh of relief.

Banging his sort of girlfriend in his father's mansion was not really on his agenda. The Jedi artifacts, books and other items in Vader's room were though, and those he safely stored in the still pouting Aphra's pack.

It was then that the alarms began to sound loudly. Luke shrugged, and took Aphra's hand. "Well! Time to go!"

"But-But-ACK!"


Luke pulled Aphra along with him. Troopers entered the corridors, already lining up shots. Luke ignited his lightsaber, ready to fight.

A blaster rang out nearby, and several of the Troopers fell. Luke and Aphra spared a glance over at the ancient droid.

"Joyful Statement: Oh, at last! I knew a Jedi would be so much fun!" HK-47 said. Aphra whooped.

"WOO!"

"Just remember who's side you're on?" Luke asked, resigned. HK-47 nodded.

"Statement: But of course, Master. If you die, things will become far less entertaining."

They charged down the corridor, Luke deflecting blaster bolts as Aphra and HK-47 fired on many guards. The lifts were frozen, and the stairwells were blocked. That left the windows.

It was just his luck Luke had to jump out of one window an AT-AT Walker was walking under. They landed on its back, and Luke slid down the neck. He cut through into the cockpit of the walker, and threw the drivers into the back with the Force. He slid down into the driver's seat, as Aphra slid into the co-driver's.

"Any suggested targets?" Luke asked. HK-47 slid down behind them.

"Suggestion: The main power generator. Full power to the blasters, Master," HK-47 said. Luke let the Force guide him, and he ran the blasters to full power. He fired, and the shots arced into a large building. It exploded, sending numerous men running in every direction.

"Well, that worked out well," Luke said.

"We're being targeted," Aphra warned. Luke nodded.

"I know…" He reached out through the Force, and stood up. "Out the back, quickly!"

He ran through the hatch into the AT-AT's read section. He threw troopers out of the way with the Force, and flung open the rear hatch. He grabbed a speederbike, and revved it up as Aphra jumped onto the back and wrapped her arms around his waist. HK-47 hopped on as well, and Luke gunned it.

"Hang on!" He shouted. They shot through the hatch, just as missiles impacted the Walker. It exploded into a fiery cataclysm behind them. They landed roughly on the ground, bouncing off the ground. Luke managed to right them, and shot off into the acrid landscape. At last, Luke allowed himself to breath normally.

"Phew! Well, not exactly according to plan but-" He was interrupted when Aphra kissed him. "MMPH?!"

"Mwah!" Aphra laughed as she broke the kiss, and nuzzled him. "You are like... Destruction incarnate! That was so awesome!"

"W-Wait! Wait! What about the desire to have sex plummeting to zero-?!" Luke attempted, but Aphra grinned brightly back.

"YOU BROUGHT IT RIGHT BACK TO LIFE, MASTER JEDI~!"

"Warning: Please focus on driving, Master, and not mating!" HK-47 warned them, just before the Force did. Luke swerved, and narrowly avoided one of the rocky spires jutting into the sky. Luke took a deep breath again, and glared at Aphra.

"Time and place, Chelli!"

"Aw, you're no fun," Aphra pouted. She did succeed in keeping her hands to herself the rest of the way to her ship.

… Mostly.


The return to the Rebel Fleet had been mercifully short. And Luke had figured out how to keep away from Aphra almost the entire journey. HK-47 had been indispensable on that front: She'd let her love of ancient death weapons override her lust, at least for now.

Of course, after giving the report to the Alliance Command and sorting out a few other things, he was now sitting in his bunk, trying to meditate. He felt a tremor in the Force, and held his arms out.

"Hey Luke catch me WHEE!"

He caught her, and heaved a long sigh. "Listen Doctor Aphra, it's been a bit of a day. You were there for it, remember? So can't I have some peace and quiet?"

"You can, when I'm not bored," Aphra said. She pouted up at him. "Besides, that's not a nice thing to say to someone trying to help you along your Jedi path."

"We didn't get anything out of the trip aside from that assassin droid," Luke stated flatly. "And you going off like a nexu in heat-!"

"Eesh Farmboy, such a prude! Then again considering the quality of women back on Tatooine, I can't blame you for being celibate," Aphra tutted. Luke tried to dump her out of his arms, but she held on determinedly. "But! But! Look, just to prove I am so much better a person than you-"

Luke snorted, but Aphra continued, undaunted.

"-that ancient assassin droid is actually a living repository of history, from the Mandalorian Wars, to the Jedi Civil War, and to the Galactic War between the Sith Empire and the Republic!" Aphra said quickly. "And he was owned by two exceptionally important Jedi! And Sith! Sometimes at the same time!"

Luke paused, unable to sense any lie in Aphra's Force aura.

"I mean, I know you barely know anything about Jedi History as it is. Don't you want to know more? Right from a being that was there for it?" Aphra asked. "So maybe you'll recognize our mission for the tremendous success it was! I mean, in most respects. That bedroom was a bit of a disappointment - Not in a way your male ego will take but definitely - !"

"Which Jedi?" Luke said quickly.

Aphra grinned. "Have you ever heard of... Revan?"

Luke stared at her. He remembered mention of the name in Ben's journal... In many of the reliefs of Bast Castle...

He stood up, dropping her (and ignoring her pout as best he could). "All right, let's go."



HK-47 was being held in a secure repair bay, as astromechs went over him. The situation didn't improve the droid's temperament any, as Luke heard as he came through the doors.

"Overt Threat: I will enjoy testing your pain receptors in as many ways as your warranty instructed not to, and beyond," HK-47 stated. "Statement: Be careful with that, you glorified wrench!"

The droid turned his head, his eyes flashing their deadly red. "Relieved Statement: At last, my master has arrived to save me."

"I'm not your master," Luke said wearily. HK-47's eyes flashed.

"Correction: You are my master. The alternative is for Doctor Aphra to be my master."

"I still can't believe you picked him over me," Aphra snorted, crossing her arms under her breasts. "I actually have assassin droids! I respect assassin droids! I love assassin droids!"

"Statement: That is among the reasons I prefer Master to you. Explanation: You are far too clingy. It is distressing. That and you have insufficient enemies for me to kill. A Jedi always has enemies requiring killing. A rebel moreso. A Jedi rebel is perfect for me." HK-47 looked at Luke. "Hopeful Request: Have you come to allow me to kill something for you, Master?"

"Not... At the moment," Luke decided.

"Resigned Statement: I see. You are one of those Jedi. Well, there is still hope in the future," HK-47 said. "How else may I serve you, Master?"

"One of your masters was a Jedi named... Revan, right?" Luke asked. HK-47's eyes lit up.

"Proud Statement: Yes Master! Revan was in fact my creator and original owner. Expansion: I served him, his wife, his companions, his allies and his descendants faithfully for many decades. Whether he was as you meatbags say 'on the Lightside' or 'on the Darkside.'"

"Then... You have a lot of stories about Sith and Jedi and the Old Republic?" Luke asked, his eagerness getting into his voice despite himself. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see Aphra had the same excitement. It made her look pretty... A thought he immediately banished.

"Statement: I do indeed. I will happily tell you them, Master. Negotiation: I do however request I do it from outside of this repair bay, Master."

"They're making sure you're operational again," Luke pointed out. "I mean, you are, what, three thousand years old? Four thousand?"

"Statement: I prefer meatbags to repair and upgrade me. It is a personal preference, Master. Explanation: I have simply grown to associate the disgusting squishing sounds organics make with recovering from damage and growing more powerful. It is an eccentricity that you can forgive, can't you Master?"

"I... Suppose I can," Luke said. Aphra grinned.

"Don't worry! I'm full of disgusting squishy sounds!"

"Wry Observation: Yes, I noticed," HK-47 stated.
 
Birthday

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Opportunities for celebration were few and far between in the Rebellion. Especially on Hoth. So Luke's birthday was used as an excuse to slam down some Hoth starshine and reprocessed protein cake. And inevitably, Luke ended up drinking a little too much with everyone handing him drinks.

Leia was arguing about something with Han while Chewbacca and Hobbie chowed down on tauntaun steaks in some kind of weird contest. Tycho and Winter were chatting in a corner... While Wes and Wedge were doing some kind of re-enactment of the Death Star trench run with utensils to a rapt audience. Dak was drunkenly arguing with Threepio about something, while Artoo was no doubt taking blackmail holos of everyone in the cramped, icy room. So now was a good chance to make his escape.

So much attention on him was... Weird. He didn't think he'd ever get used to it. He was no wallflower, mind you-He was confident enough when he was in the role of a squadron commander, a leader. But in a casual setting? It was different... And probably always would be.

He had made it out into the corridors, which were just as icy and cold... And lost his balance, slamming into a small, warm body. He nearly bowled her over.

"Ah... S-Sorry-"

"Hey Farm Boy," said a familiar voice. Luke looked down into the amused eyes of Doctor Aphra.

"Oh... Hey," he managed. Aphra smirked up at him, even as she struggled to hold him up.

"How's the birthday boy doing?" Aphra asked cheerfully.

"Birthday boy is going to sleep," Luke managed. Aphra pouted.

"Aw... Already?" She asked.

"Ya know us Farmboys," Luke mumbled, "early to bed, and... Junk... Like that..."

"You're drunk!" Aphra giggled. Luke nodded enthusiastically.

"Ohhh... You betcha!"

"Well, that's a shame," Aphra said thoughtfully, "because I have a birthday present for you~!"

Luke stared intensely at her.

"You... You do?" He asked.

"Yup~!" She said, popping her lips like a child.

"It's not a killer droid, is it?" He asked.

"No!" Aphra protested.

"It's not you trying to hand me over to Vader?"

"Pfft, no!" Aphra added.

"Is it... A nexu cub?" Luke tried.

Aphra rolled her eyes.

"Yes, sure, fine, whatever-Come on! I'm freezing in here!"

It was awkward and slow, but Aphra managed to guide Luke to the hanger area. Next to the Millennium Falcon and the Outrider was the Ark Angel II, Aphra's personal starship. It was a heavily modified Bellicose-class Heavy Lifter from the Clone Wars era, and had been wrecked in the Battle of Vrogas Vas. Aphra had been captured in that battle... And helped Luke out in exchange for freedom (and being hired on by Leia). They'd managed to rebuild the ship, but it was still a weird vessel that had barely fit into the huge ice cavern. Luke was studying the laser cannons intently while Aphra chattered about... Something...?

"Yeah, there are ancient bases like this all over Hoth! It was fought over by the Sith Empire and the Old Republic over three thousand years ago! It was called the Starship Graveyard-Well, the Hoth Starship Graveyard, there are graveyards like that all over the galaxy..."

He followed her up the gangplank into the ship. Black Krrsantan growled at them, but the Wookie Bounty Hunter otherwise did nothing as he looked over some data flimsies.

"I thought he was bounty hunting," Luke mumbled.

"Yeah, well, Chewbacca's family on Kashyyyk is one he's honor bound to serve," Aphra chuckled. She guided Luke into some quarters, which were small but comfortable. She staggered and got him over to the bunk, which he collapsed onto.

"Oof! You've been eating well," Aphra commented.

"Get triple desserts when we have a successful mission," Luke slurred. "Surprise?"

"Patience, Farmboy, patience," Aphra said, patting him on the head, "I'll be right back~!"

She flounced into the 'fresher. Luke felt nice and warm, which was good. It was so fragging cold on this planet! Sure, at first it had been a wonderful break from the endless heat of Tatooine, but... Fierfek, he couldn't deal with it all the time!

Maybe there was a Force power to keep yourself warm, he mused...

"Okay~...!"

Luke looked... His jaw dropped. His eyes widened.

There stood Aphra in nothing but her cap, a red ribbon wrapped around her naughty bits, and a smile.

"Happy birthday, Farmboy~," she simpered, "go ahead and open me up~!"

Luke suddenly felt very sober. He made to get up and head to the hatch. Aphra's jaw dropped.

"I-What-?!"

"No thanks," Luke managed. He tried to open the door, but it wouldn't budge. He could feel Aphra's hurt behind him.

"You... Why are you-?"

"The last time you greeted me naked," Luke growled, "you were selling me out to the Queen of the Screaming Citadel!"

"I didn't know she was gonna eat you! Honest!" Aphra cried. She reached out to grasp Luke's arm, but he shook it off. "Luke, seriously-I'm naked-I'm aroused-!"

"Don't care," Luke growled. He turned and glared at her, "open the hatch."

Aphra winced.

"Can I at least explain?" She tried.

Luke glared at her. Aphra looked down at the deck.

"... Okay, yes, I've used you," she admitted, "I've used everyone. That's how things went for me-"

"I've heard this story before," Luke growled, turning back to the hatch. Aphra grabbed his arm.

"Would you give me a minute?!" She demanded. Luke turned back and resumed glaring. Aphra tapped her fingers together.

"The thing is... I mean, you could have just handed me over to Vader," she said, "a lot of times. But you didn't. You could have left me to die, and you didn't. A lot of times. I... I assumed you were stupid."

"Yes I am," Luke grumbled.

"But! Buuut," Aphra pointed out quickly, "you were... I mean..." She scowled at him, "you... Made me want to be... A better person. Like, the idea that there is good and evil? Yeah, you... You kind of make me want to believe that. And well... You're kind of... Amazing, in a way. Despite being a naïve farmboy."

"This is how you're seducing me?" Luke asked. Aphra glared, clenching her fists.

"It was easy when it was just some guy or some girl I wanted or needed something from!" Aphra shouted.

Luke blinked.

"Guy or girl-?"

"Damnit Luke, you're a stupid bastard!" Aphra shouted angrily, "yeah I've fragged up but here I am, trying to-to be vulnerable and junk like you all are with each other all the damn time-You have any idea how hard that is for me?! After all I've been through?!"

She was crying. She was nearly naked and crying. And Luke could tell, her grief was genuine. He'd gotten pretty good at reading her.

He wondered if Vader was as good at reading her.

But he remembered her crying before. How she could deceive, even his senses. He hesitated again.

"Seriously Skywalker," she sniffled, "I just wanted to-to take your virginity and make it special-!"

Luke gaped, and flushed.

"My-Virginity-I'm not-!"

Aphra giggled through her tears.

"Pfft, yeah, right!" She scoffed, "but look... This isn't pity or manipulation... Okay maybe it is, but all I want is... Ya know... For you to be happy. And making other people happy for... Just that? That's a weird thing for me. So... Uh... Stang, maybe this was just a stupid idea..."

Luke sighed. He walked over and hugged the nearly naked archaeologist. She stiffened. She always did, when someone else tried to hug her and she didn't initiate.

"... I believe you," Luke mumbled, "I'm just... I'm just really tired of being led around."

Aphra... Relaxed, and wiped her eyes.

"Um... Can we go back to the part where I'm the confident seductress, and you're the horny drunk?" She managed.

"Like I stopped being that," Luke muttered... And he got an honest to goodness blush out of her. Good. It made kissing her easier.

He had no complaints about warmth that night, thank you very much...
 
Black

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Aphra: Luke, I got you a new Jedi outfit to wear to Jabba's! ...it's black. You would look really good in... black.

Luke: *Puts it on* How do I look?

Aphra: ...mmm... now try the cape!

Luke: Uh, okay... The one with the hood, right?

Aphra: Yeah. that's the one... now choke me!

Luke: Uhhhh...

Aphra: ...that should not have been out loud.

Luke: Okay, seriously? This is kind of a turn off if you're just thinking of my dad.

Aphra: ...I'm not *just* thinking of your dad.

Luke: *Glare*

Aphra: ...so there was this wookiee...

Luke: *GLARE*

Aphra: Has anyone ever told you how cute you get when you're angry?

Luke: You. Repeatedly.
 
Improvise

AndrewJTalon

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"LUKE I NEED YOUR HELP!"

"What is it?"

"I ran into Vader and he had me dead to rights so I told him I was pregnant with your child."

"What."

"He let me go after that but the only way for me to survive meeting him again is to make it true!"

"What."

"COME ON!"

As she dragged the stunned Jedi into her room someone else was thinking on recent events.

"I'M GOING TO BE A GRANDPA!"
 

Bear Ribs

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Hmm, somehow I was expecting that the Stinger would be she "Met" Vader in passing at a parade or something, and he didn't even notice her existence.
 
The Holocron

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Doctor Aphra and Luke have just returned from an archaeological adventure with an ancient Jedi holocron. Luke is successful in activating the holocron.

The holocron activates, projecting the image of a distinguished-looking Mirialan in the robes of a Jedi master.

"Greetings and congratulations young learner upon activating the holocron of Jedi Master Fray'Zarr," The holo-image spread its arms wide, "Contained within this repository is the Master's accumulated knowledge in the field of-"

"Yeah, yeah," interrupted Doctor Aphra, "Just get to the swishy-swishy lightsaber stuff or the part about tossing tanks around with your mind-"

"Aphraaa," Luke groaned- and did that holo-image narrow its eyes?

"What? You said the jedi from this thing's time were legendary. Taking on whole armies of sith and doing things with the Force the modern jedi forgot a long time ago. Why else did we go through all that trouble to get this one."

Luke sighed, "I apologize for my... friend. Doctor Aphra is just very enthusiastic about history."

"Especially the violent parts!"

"Yes. Please continue." Luke implored the holocron. Did that holo-image raise its eyebrow?

"As I was saying," The holocron continued, "Contained within is Jedi Master Fray'Zarr's accumulated knowledge and experience in the field of Mind Healing."

"WHAT!" Luke actually winced at Aphra's outburst. And much as he respected the value of such knowledge, he couldn't help but feel a little... disappointed. "We went through all that trouble-" She turns to Luke, "Do you remember the gundarks?"

"I remember the gundarks."

Aphra turned to the holo-image, "He remembers the gundarks." Throwing her hands up in the air, "All that for the memoirs of a head shrink."

"SHRINK!" Never had Luke ever soon a holocron's image look so put out. "Young lady, I'll have you know that Master Fray'Zarr was regarded in his time as one of the preeminent minds in the field of Mind Healing. In his time Master Fray'Zarr received three commendations from Jedi Grandmaster Satele Shan (not that she ever took his advice regarding parenting) for his achievements and contributions to the healing arts.

And while he might not have been some saber-twirling duelists or ever pulled a Sith cruiser from out of the sky. He has on record successfully rehabilitated and brought back to the Light 14 Dark Jedi, turned 3 sith lords to the Light, and convinced a Dashade assassin to take up horticulture.... all without landing a single strike.

Now Doctor Aphra, unless you want me to get into your Daddy issues in front of your would-be paramour, I suggest you Sit Down and Shut Up. This holocron's got a jedi learner in need of learning."
 

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I stopped reading once I got to "meatbag". That tincan ruined so many otherwise fine fics for me that I'm out as quick as a lie from a Jedi's mouth!
 

kclcmdr

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Potential Jedi Luke Skywalker...

your potential mate Doctor Aphra needs to invade secret temples soo old and full of possible traps in order to be entice into your mating ritual that you call cuddling.

*blink *blink *blink. ' already knew that by now, Holocube '

"Rawr, light of my life, Luke Flame Brighter. "

' I often hate puns, especially when Han throws it at me, Aphra luv... '

**Kisses Luke** " You haven't call me that until now, blushing bubba-luv. "

' meh....' -face flushing red.

Holocube " how quaint.. they will both need more lessons in mind meditations "
 

Bear Ribs

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It's Friday and that means it's my day to post Fanart.

A little late for this story, I know, but I started this sketch all the way back when it first started updating and was never happy with it, I just never got Luke where I wanted him. I finally realized the problem was that Aphra's face was one of the best I feel I've ever done and I couldn't actually match that a second time in the same drawing, so I decided to bite the bullet and just throw it down anyway.

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The Child AU

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Set during Empire Strikes Back...

- - -


Darth Vader waited at the head of the table in Cloud City's finest private dining chamber. His trap was set, sprung... All that remained was to see the looks on the faces of the Rebels when they learned they'd been had.

Dramatic? Oh yes. But Darth Vader seldom had any joys left in life. This was one of them.

It had been six months since losing Luke and the Falcon at Hoth. Vader needed Luke's friends to lure him out, and at last, here they were. That rustbucket freighter had limped along on its back up hyperdrive all this way, carrying his son's closest companions:

Princess Leia Organa. Captain Han Solo. Chewbacca. And Doctor Chelli Aphra: Formally his agent, now a traitor and part of the Rebel Alliance.

Her turn had been shocking. That the Alliance had accepted her, even more shocking. That his son had befriended her... Baffling. Honestly, he was tempted to murder the mad archaeologist to keep her from anywhere near his son. But she would prove useful.

He hadn't actually seen any of Luke's comrades. Stealth had to be perfect, to spring the trap. Yet he could feel them through the Force, and... Something was off.

Leia's lifeforce was strong and vibrant-Determined and aggressive. Captain Solo's was less bright, but spoke of danger and confidence. Chewbacca's was cautious but strong, nothing special among Wookies though. Aphra's though... It was different. Very different. He'd worked with her for a long time, after all. Her signature had become familiar. It felt brighter, stronger, as though there was someone with her. Someone strong with the Force.

Yet this was impossible-Her Force sensitivity was average. What could have changed?

For a few moments, he could swear she almost felt like Luke. But how could that-?

Ah. The doors opened. He stood up.

The Wookie roared in challenge, and Captain Solo pulled his blaster and fired off several shots. Had it been anyone other than Vader, his blasts would have all hit him in the head. But Vader easily blocked every blast with his hand, and with a tug of the Force, ripped the weapon from the smuggler's hand and caught it.

"We would be honored," Vader practically purred, "if you would join us."

Boba Fett emerged to stand alongside Vader. His troopers came up behind the group, blasters on them. Aphra was being hidden behind the Wookie. Strange, she usually was fearless enough to smile and wave at him. Say something snarky, and annoying.

"They arrived just before you did. I had no choice," Calrissian said, soft and regretful, "I'm sorry."

"So am I," Captain Solo replied, quiet but deadly. The Princess held onto his arm tightly. The Wookie advanced. Aphra tried to stay behind him, but a trooper shoved her forward as the doors shut behind them.

"Whatever you're going to do," the Princess stated boldly, "leave Aphra out of this."

"You are hardly in a position to-"

Aphra finally emerged from behind the Wookie... And Vader stopped short. Behind his mask, his jaw dropped.

She was dressed in one of the glamorous dresses Calrissian had provided for his guests, just like for the Princess. She was quite becoming. But that hadn't attracted Vader's attention.

Aphra sighed, and held a hand over her large, round belly.

"It's not like I could hide it, Princess, but thanks," Aphra managed.

For the first time in a long time... Vader was momentarily speechless.

Not that this lasted.

"Take the others," Vader ordered to the other troopers who filed into the room, "leave Doctor Aphra and I alone."

"You can't just-Leave her alone!" Leia shouted, as the guards dragged her off. Chewbacca and Solo violently fought their guards, to the point they had to be stunned and dragged off. Calrissian winced as he watched this, but bowed and left.

The bounty hunter left as well. Soon, it was just Aphra and Vader in the silent room.

Aphra stared at him, before shuffling to a chair and sitting down in it. She sighed. She looked exhausted.

Vader couldn't help but see Padme in her place: How tired she had looked towards the end of her pregnancy. He put that thought out of his mind.

"... Figured out it's Luke's, huh?" Aphra asked softly.

"You would usually lie about such things," Vader stated coldly.

"Yeah, well..." Aphra looked down, "I'm a little too terrified to lie right now."

Vader walked over, standing in front of her. He hesitated a moment.

"... When he joins me, you will want for nothing," Vader promised, "you and he will be safe. Rich. Your child-"

Aphra put a hand over her belly.

"My child will become a weapon of the Sith," she said softly.

Vader was silent. He didn't deny it. Aphra resumed talking.

"When I found out? I was terrified. It was so stupid... Forgetting my birth control. I thought about what might happen if I aborted. Leia caught me with the test. She'd already figured it out but... She asked me if I could honestly get rid of Luke's baby. Of... My baby."

She laughed, soft and sad.

"I thought I had... Lost all those emotions, ya know? Love. Affection. Trust... He brought them out of me. I... I couldn't imagine killing his... My baby."

She was silent for a moment, staring into nothing.

"It's funny, huh? How having children changes... Everything," she murmured.

"... Yes," Vader murmured back, softly.

"You're going to torture us," Aphra said quietly, "to lure Luke in."

Vader paused.

"Them, yes. In your condition..."

He had a son... And a grandchild. He felt so lost.

"My baby will end up like you, one day. Won't he?" Aphra asked.

"Your child will be strong," Vader said, "powerful, rich beyond your dreams. The ruler of the galaxy-"

"Suffering," Aphra stated.

"It is the way of the Sith," Vader stated, "it will make them strong."

Aphra looked up into Vader's eyes. She bit her lower lip.

"Is that what you want for your son?" She asked quietly.

Vader didn't answer her. He turned away. He summoned Calrissian.

"Keep her in a secure location," Vader stated, "and have a medical team attend to her."

"Of course, Lord Vader," Calrissian said, nodding. Two of his security guards came through the doors, and Lando offered her his hand.

"If you'll come with me-"

"I'll walk on my own," Aphra snorted, getting up, "I'm pregnant, not disabled."

She headed out under escort, Vader watching her every step until the doors closed.

This... Was going to make things easier, in a sense.

Yet so much more complicated in others.

- - -

Sitting in opulence, plates of the finest food Lando Calrissian could buy sitting nearby, and a beautiful view of the clouds before her... Aphra considered that, a year ago? She would have been all for this scenario.

Even the getting pregnant part. Actually, especially the getting pregnant part. That had been amazing. Sure, Luke was a doe eyed innocent little farm boy, but... Wow... Was he a fast learner!

And sure, she hadn't intended to get knocked up. But having Luke's kid basically meant that Vader and the Emperor couldn't kill her. She was untouchable.

At least until they took her baby away and turned it into a horrifically damaged Sith assassin for their own ends.

Yeah. Okay. That was why she wasn't happy where she was.

That, and Luke. If he fell to the Darkside... Even if she would someday become Empress of the Galaxy... It felt like too high a price to pay. Everything she cared about in him... It would all be gone.

That thought was... Horrible to her. Where a year ago, she may have just been bothered by the idea that she would be labeled as a desperate cradle robber. She was almost ten years older than Luke, after all.

"Fierfek," she cursed, "you two have completely ruined me, you know?"

She glared at her belly, and pointed a finger at it.

"You must be pulling some kind of Jedi mind trick: I care about shavit. I want to make sure you and your daddy are happy, not just rich and powerful! And free too! Ugh! All that time spent around do-gooders! Stupid Rebel Alliance, stupid Luke, stupid baby."

The baby kicked her, hard. Aphra winced, and rubbed her belly reassuringly as her child continued to assault her insides.

"I take it back! I take it back! Mama loves you! I promise!"

The baby calmed down. Aphra sighed again, and wore a wan smile.

"Well," she muttered, "guess that means I've gotta figure a way out of this..."

The doors opened. A few Stormtroopers walked in, blasters lowered.

"Ma'am," said the first, "Lord Vader wants you aboard the Executor."

Shavit. Fine time for her to have to work out a plan. Still, she'd done some of her best work under pressure.

And she did have one unexpected advantage...

"All right..." Aphra pushed herself up to her feet, took a step... And then staggered back, sliding back into her chair.

"I'm sorry," she said, "I'm not feeling great. Baby and all. Can you get a hover chair or something for me? Please?"

The lead Stormtrooper turned away, and tapped his holocomm. Apha, with ease of long practice, pretended not to notice the conversation he was having with Vader.

"My lord, the Doctor apparently needs a hover chair," the trooper said, "but we don't know where one is-"

"You will get her a hover chair immediately," Vader boomed, "and if any harm comes to her or her child? I will personally execute every single one of you. Do you understand, Sergeant?"

The Sergeant stood up straight.

"Yes, my Lord!"

"Good," Vader stated, "you will meet Calrissian and our other prisoners at my shuttle. Go."

"Yes, my Lord!"

The comm cut off. The Sergeant pointed to four of his troopers.

"You! Find us a hover chair!" He ordered.

"Sir!" They chorused, heading out. The Sergeant turned back to Aphra, shrugging, as they were now alone in the room.

"Sorry about this, ma'am," he said, "we'll get you your chair."

"Thank you," Aphra said, "um, one other thing? Can you please help me stand up? I need to use the 'fresher."

The Sergeant was clearly holding back a sigh. He walked over, and gracelessly took hold of Aphra's hands and pulled her to her feet.

"All right, we'll just-"

"AHA!" Aphra shouted, pulling a thermal detonator from the trooper's belt and staggering backwards, "drop your blaster!"

The Sergeant stared in disbelief as Aphra triggered the detonator.

"Wha-You-No-You'll kill us both-your baby-!"

"Drop your blaster right now or I'll blow us all to bits!" Aphra screamed. "DO IT!"

"Okay! Okay!" The sergeant dropped his blaster.

"Kick it over to me!" Aphra ordered. The trooper slowly complied.

Aphra struggled with this part. Bending over wasn't exactly easy.

"Nngh...!"

"I could just pick the blaster up-" The Sergeant offered.

"I've... Nngh... Got it!" Aphra staggered back up, pointing the blaster at him. "Now! You're gonna take me to the Millennium Falcon, got it?!"

"It's a long way," the Sergeant pointed out.

"Yeah, I know," Aphra stated, "which is why I need you to give me a piggy back ride there."

"... You can't be serious-"

"BEND OVER!"

"All right, all right!"

- - -

Lando had broken his deal with Vader, and had gotten Leia, Chewbacca and Threepio free. They were trying to get to the East Platform to save Han before Boba Fett took him. Along the way, they'd run into Artoo, who had joined them.

Unfortunately, they'd been too late. Slave 1 rocketed off, a few shots from Leia's blaster uselessly bouncing off its hull.

Crestfallen, Leia had lowered her blaster... But Threepio's screamed warning had gotten her back on the alert. She dodged a blaster shot, and returned fire at a Stormtrooper. A few others were blasting away, trying to hit them.

"We've gotta get to the Falcon!" Lando shouted. Leia grimaced.

"Where is it?!"

"Same place I left it..."

A familiar engine roared nearby. Leia, Lando, Chewie, and Threepio looked up at the form of their YT-1300 freighter flying overhead. It descended down onto the landing pad Boba Fett had just vacated. Through the cockpit windows, Leia spotted a familiar, exhausted face.

"Chelli?!" Leia gasped in disbelief.

Aphra hit the loudspeakers.

"What are you waiting for, an invitation?! GET ON BOARD!"

- - -

As it turned out, escaping Cloud City wasn't exactly easy. TIE fighters were patrolling the skies overhead, so they had to navigate slowly through the cityscape of Cloud City to avoid them. Ducking through the valleys and canyons of durasteel and plasteel very carefully.

Han Solo was quite the pilot of course, but Chewbacca was just as accomplished.

Han... Yeah. Aphra stared out the window as she sat in the aft navigator's seat.

Okay, so they hadn't gotten off to the best start for a friendship... But he'd kind of grown on her.

Aphra was fiddling with one of the droid brains of the Falcon, trying to get it to process things properly. She shook her head, grumbling a bit.

"I'd enjoy this more if this stupid brain wasn't salvaged out of a scrap heap," she muttered.

"Hey! What are you doing?"

Aphra yelped as Han Solo yanked her away from the droid brain casing, and with his other hand slapped it closed. Aphra scowled up at him.

"Me?! I'm trying to help fix this pile of junk!"

Han scowled deeply, still tugging on the back of her jumpsuit like she was a disobedient nexu kitten.

"You didn't ground it. You're liable to shock yourself," Han stated.

"I've been shocked lots of times-"

"Not when you're carrying the Kid's kid, you haven't," Han growled.

Aphra growled back.

"I'm not a freaking invalid! What do you expect me to do, sit around and do squat?!"

She paused.

"Actually that sounds great, being waited on hand and foot-"

"You're not getting that, Doctor Psycho," Han stated, "you're just going to have to actually pay attention to the damn warning labels."

"Hmph," Aphra grumbled, crossing her arms over her chest petulantly "so just because I'm an incubator for Luke's baby, now you like me?"

"I never liked you, Nutjob," Han stated, working on the droid brain carefully, "but we're in danger enough. That kid of yours didn't do anything to warrant all this hardship. So don't pile more on."

Aphra was silent, as Han adjusted the settings on the droid brain interface. She sighed.

"I know... I'm sorry," she muttered. "This is... All new for me."

"Yeah well, I didn't make this ship childproof, so we're both in it," Han stated. He looked over at her.

"Still... Just because I don't like you doesn't mean I want you or your kid dead," Han said quietly.

Aphra stared back, and nodded slowly.

"I... Thanks," she mumbled. She shuddered.

"Fierfek... Are we bonding?"

"Kriff no," Han stated, "I just don't want to tell Luke his babymama got herself killed because she's a psychotic nutjob."

That made Aphra smile as she retorted.

"Grungy smuggler!"

"Lunatic!"

"Bleeding heart!"


Yeah. Okay. So maybe she didn't want Solo frozen and turned over to Jabba the Hutt. It didn't make her a goody two shoes heroine. She owed him one. After all, he got her off Hoth after a stray blast from an Imperial Walker collapsed the ice on top of the Ark Angel. She couldn't have dug herself out in time to escape.

Then again, given she was pregnant... Vader would have caught her, realized it, and...

Kriff no, don't think like that, Aphra thought to herself, as Chewbacca got them out of the city and heading out along a jetstream. They were hoping they could drift to the far side of the planet this way, maybe hide in the clouds for a while, before escaping. Or maybe...

Her baby jumped in her womb. She felt a flash of fear, desperation-But it wasn't her own.

"Hey," Lando asked, leaning over her, "you all right?"

"I... I don't," Aphra managed.

"Luke," Leia murmured. She shook her head, and looked over at Chewbacca, "I know where Luke is."

"You do?!" Aphra cried.

"We have to go back, have to get him," Leia said.

"Wha-You're crazy!" Lando insisted, "we can't go back!"

Chewbacca made some noises of protest. Aphra got up and held onto the big Wookie's shoulder.

"Chewie... Please?" Aphra tried.

"Just do it, Chewie!" Leia pushed.

Chewbacca grumbled... But brought the Falcon about and shot right back for Cloud City. Lando's eyes widened.

"But what about those fighters-!"

Chewie snarled at him, and Lando held his hands up.

"All right, all right! Geez," he grumbled, "I'm the one who got us out, ya know."

"After getting us into that mess in the first place!" Leia shot back.

"Wow... So this is what it feels like," Aphra murmured.

Chewbacca made a comment about empathy. Aphra bristled.

"I do too know what empathy feels like!"

It was a small joke. But it was all she could make, with how fearful her child had become. Aphra rubbed her belly, trying to be soothing. But it was so hard to actually be that when she was such a whirlwind of emotion herself.

They flew underneath the great expanse of Cloud City. Lando looked up, face full of regrets. Then... He pointed out a dark spot far above them.

"Look! There's someone up there!" Lando said.

Aphra's eyes widened. Her baby calmed down, happiness flooding her.

"It's Luke!" Leia cried. "Chewie, get right underneath him! Lando, go open the top hatch!"

"On it," Lando said, heading off. Aphra got up and waddled after.

She waited at the bottom of the lift shaft, as Lando went up. It felt so tense. Her baby though was so happy... She found herself drawing strength from the child.

Finally... Lando descended. He was holding a badly beaten, cut, and bruised Luke. He was holding his right hand underneath his other arm. It didn't take a doctorate to figure out why.

His eyes widened in shock.

"Chelli-Mmph!"

Aphra hugged and kissed the hell out of him. Desperate frantic kisses.

"Luke... Luke...!"

Leia joined them, giving Luke a tight hug. Lando sighed, a hint of a smile on his face.

"Come on, come on, get him to the medical bay," Lando insisted. He shook his head in disbelief. "You look like you've been through hell, kid."

Luke managed a nod, as Aphra awkwardly got him over to the medical bay. Leia headed with Lando up to the cockpit, promising she would be back.

Aphra laid him on the bunk, and began attaching IVs and stabilizers, and applying bandages. She wrapped a regenerator and sterilization cuff around his stump, and secured him. She then had to practically lie on top of him, to catch her breath.

In all honesty, most of her exhaustion had not been feigned in the slightest.

"Father," Luke murmured. Aphra looked down, grimacing. It didn't take much to put two and two together about this situation.

"Luke," Aphra murmured back, stroking his battered face, "Luke... I..."

Luke stared up at her.

"You knew," he muttered.

Tears prickled at her eyes. She slowly nodded.

"Why... Why didn't you... Ben... Why didn't you tell me...?" Luke murmured, as though half asleep and having a nightmare. Aphra hugged him tightly.

"I'm sorry... I'm so sorry," Aphra whispered, planting kisses on his bruises, "I'm sorry... I'm sorry..."

She could feel something else... Someone else. Dark and familiar. So powerful, and yet... There was a deep sadness in the presence as well.

The ship shook from laser fire. Luke wanted to get back up, but Aphra held him down. Not really of her own volition-She was so tired. She crawled into the bunk with him, to make it less uncomfortable for both of them. Luke's left hand came to rest on her belly, and he stared at her in shock.

Aphra just held him tightly, and buried her face in his chest.

"I didn't know that until after Hoth," she murmured, "can't get angry at me for that..."

Luke, so overwhelmed, passed out. Which was a shame-Apparently Artoo got their hyperdrive working at just the right moment to escape.

She could only imagine the look on Vader's face.

She tightened her hold on Luke.

They were going to have a lot to talk about, but...

For now? They were together.

And that was enough, as she fell asleep.

- - -

The most terrifying silence that had ever fallen upon the Executor bridge ensued, as the Millenium Falcon leaped into hyperspace.

Admiral Piett made himself as small and hidden as possible, desperate to hide. There was no use though.

The moment Lord Vader turned around, that was it. Piett was finished.

Piett had worked so damn hard. He'd gotten where he was with hard work and no family connections. He'd probably lucked out that Ozzle was one of the most incompetent Admirals to ever blight the service. His life expectancy had been shortened over and over again with every pigheaded, foolish remark. Piett hadn't done anything special, just let the Admiral's idiocy run its course to the expected conclusion.

Now... Now, despite him doing everything Lord Vader had asked. Doing all he could, competently, expertly... Somehow...

Lord Vader turned from the window. He walked... Right past Piett, and off the bridge, without a single word.

Piett let out the breath he was holding. He took another one. Another.

Somehow, he was still doing it. He wasn't dead.

Why?

Don't ask questions like that, Piett's mind screamed frantically, you don't want him to change his mind!

Piett went off to the 'fresher, splashed cold water in his face, and stared at himself in the mirror. He focused, breathing in and out, in and out.

His calm slowly returned. And with it, his keen faculties. All of which began to run at lightspeed. It was in Piett's nature to try and figure out something strange and bizarre. Oh, he knew when to keep his nose out of Lord Vader's business-That had kept him alive. But all these strange events?

He couldn't simply ignore them.

Yes... All those mysterious orders... The strange concern Vader had for Skywalker, and now Aphra? Doctor Aphra was a rogue element, a former agent of Vader's who had betrayed him and thrown in with the Rebels. She was marked for death. Her being pregnant shouldn't have mattered.

Yet it did... And Vader had insisted on all this, just to capture Skywalker. He'd even treated Aphra with care, for him. Ordering that she not be harmed, upon pain of death. It was always implied with Vader what the price of failure was, but this...?

Piett himself had spent hours poring over intelligence reports with Lord Vader himself on Skywalker's possible whereabouts. His origins, his friends. Aphra figured prominently among them. There was a high probability the child she carried was Skywalker's. Using her as bait made perfect sense.

Not torturing her... Well... Piett could admit he did not relish the idea of torturing a pregnant woman, even a Rebel one. There was just something deeply wrong about that. It was a line he struggled to cross.

That Lord Vader would not cross such a line with her was... Somewhat reassuring? Yet given all they had done to try and find Skywalker... Why spare her? Was it unnecessary?

The gentle treatment she received... It couldn't just be Lord Vader's conscience. Something else was at work here.

Something to do with Skywalker... But what?

It took an hour for Piett to calm himself enough to meet with the section chiefs. They too were rattled, but to their credit, they gave their reports on the events on Bespin as best they could.

The lone Sergeant who had been effectively kidnapped by Doctor Aphra was the last to speak. He looked like he was expecting the gallows as he tonelessly recounted his experience.

"Then she stunned me, and I didn't know anything else until the rest of my squad found and revived me," he finished.

Piett nodded slowly.

"I see," Piett stated, "I suppose, under the circumstances and given your captive-"

The doors opened. That mechanical breathing filled the room. Piett, through long practice, was able to turn calmly to face Lord Vader as he walked into the room.

"My Lord," Piett greeted.

"You are the one who let Doctor Aphra go?" Vader asked.

The Sergeant, again to his credit, didn't shrink back or scream. He slowly nodded, staring back at Vader with a face made of stone.

"Everyone but you and Admiral Piett, leave," Vader ordered. The officers all scurried out, only a few trying to maintain their dignity.

Well... This is it, Piett thought to himself. What was it? Three years, seven months, four days he'd avoided death at Vader's hand? It was a record he couldn't see being broken any time soon. Good luck to Captain Venka. He would need it.

What could he say? There was no way to blame anyone else for this, and even Piett wasn't cold enough to throw the technicians on the sabotage squad under the speeder. They'd done their jobs. Hells, he'd inspected it himself!

That bloody ship's hyperdrive was disabled!

"You did not harm Doctor Aphra in any way?" Vader asked, almost softly. The Sergeant shook his head mechanically.

"No, My Lord."

"Good," Vader said with a nod, "you followed my orders despite her reckless actions. I have found it difficult not to harm Doctor Aphra even under the best of circumstances. You are dismissed, Sergeant."

"Yes My Lord, thank you my Lord," the Sergeant replied, bowing low, before he headed out. Piett could feel the pitying look on the Sergeant's face as the doors shut behind him. Piett stood at attention, determined to meet his end with some semblance of dignity.

"My Lord. What is it you wish of me?" He asked. May as well be direct.

"My private wing on the Executor," Vader stated, "you will have a team begin modifications on it immediately. I wish to add a nursery."

Piett blinked. He blinked again. He knew the price of questioning Vader's orders, but... This was... He felt like the universe had come to a complete deadstop.

"My... My Lord? I am afraid I do not understand," Piett said.

"A nursery," Vader repeated, "Doctor Aphra's child will need the best facilities available when it is born."

"... I... Apologies my Lord," Piett said, "I... I will carry out your orders immediately. The context is just, a bit..."

Vader looked over at Piett. What thoughts were churning behind that inscrutable mask?

"... Is there a particular theme you would like, My Lord?" Piett tried.

Vader slowly looked back out the conference room windows.

"I have no experience with children," he said quietly, "but... yellow and blue would be good colors, do you not agree?"

"I... I suppose so, sir," Piett admitted, "I only have nieces and nephews, myself, but they..." He nodded again, cutting himself off.

"Yes, My Lord. That should be sufficient."

"Good," Vader stated, "you are dismissed, Admiral."

"Yes sir," Piett bowed, and headed out. As soon as the doors closed, Piett let out a long exhalation.

What in the name of every hell there was happened on Cloud City?!

Vader contemplated the stars. His feelings were tumultuous, unfitting for a Sith Lord. And yet...

He had felt through Luke's senses a bit, just before they jumped. He felt that, despite his son's roiling emotions... He trusted and cared for the mad archaeologist. And despite her keen ability to disguise her thoughts... The Doctor cared for his son, too.

It was so strange, and yet... Comforting.

"I am a grandfather," he murmured.

He would have preferred a less violent, psychotic daughter in law... But he supposed his son admired her fire. That at least Vader could share.

"I have... So much to do," he muttered, a smile threatening to develop underneath his mask.
 
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