What If? The ROB gives you this gift.

[Sailor.X]

Because the ROB likes you. She decides to give you an unusual gift. From this point forward whenever you enter any building. You will have your own theme music playing everywhere in that building. It will start a full minute before you enter and will fill the air around the place. It will be high quality and unblockable by people inside. But it is not random music. It is your own personal intro theme that the ROB allows you to pick. If you don't pick a theme the ROB will default to this as your intro theme.


So yeah you want to pick your own theme music. What will be your intro theme? And how do you think people will react to it?

Upon input from my friends past and present who know me. This is my theme music.

 

[JasonSanjo]

... Honestly, kinda tempted to stick with the default just to mess with people.

But on a slightly more serious note, probably something like this:

Spoiler

The reason being it sort of switches back and forth between sinister/awesome and upbeat/goofy, which describes me fairly well. I'm very much a real-world case of the "beware the nice/silly/quiet ones" tropes. And not just because I enjoy mindfucking people; people who only know me superficially are always shocked when they suddenly see me get serious about something, especially things like violent confrontations.

Of course, that's if I pick something reasonably honest/descriptive. If I simply wanted awesome/intimidating then I'd probably pick something more like this:

Spoiler

... and then act all friendly, goofy and laid-back as it plays, while occasionally dropping hints that the song is more accurate than I'm letting on.

Then again, if the ROB allowed it, I would probably make a short playlist of like half a dozen songs to fit whatever mood I was in. It'd be interesting to see people react when it goes from upbeat/relaxed to sinister whenever I start getting irritated with the idiots around me.

 

[Sailor.X]

... Honestly, kinda tempted to stick with the default just to mess with people.

But on a slightly more serious note, probably something like this:

Spoiler

The reason being it sort of switches back and forth between sinister/awesome and upbeat/goofy, which describes me fairly well. I'm very much a real-world case of the "beware the nice/silly/quiet ones" tropes. And not just because I enjoy mindfucking people; people who only know me superficially are always shocked when they suddenly see me get serious about something, especially things like violent confrontations.

Of course, that's if I pick something reasonably honest/descriptive. If I simply wanted awesome/intimidating then I'd probably pick something more like this:

Spoiler

... and then act all friendly, goofy and laid-back as it plays, while occasionally dropping hints that the song is more accurate than I'm letting on.

Then again, if the ROB allowed it, I would probably make a short playlist of like half a dozen songs to fit whatever mood I was in. It'd be interesting to see people react when it goes from upbeat/relaxed to sinister whenever I start getting irritated with the idiots around me.

Well the ROB only allows us one theme. So pick the one you like the most.

 

[JasonSanjo]

The first one, then, to be more "accurate". And because I'd probably get sick of the second one quicker.

 

[bintananth]

It's just so cheerful!

 

[Val the Moofia Boss]

On a more serious note, if I didn't want to drive myself insane, then I'd go with the Pokemon Center theme, as that song has already been stuck in my head for years. Probably the gen 5 version as that's my favorite one.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

Honestly, @Sailor.X this reminds me of Family Guy... Say do we have protection from people getting annoyed by it? Just wondering, because in such a scenario I might become house bound....

Anyways, if I was feeling avant-garde and trollish, I'd choose this, because...Futurism is one hell of a drug



If I was also feeling trollish



But more seriously, since I am a MW fan either the Skywind version of Nerevar Rising



Or maybe this classic, because it is chill



Or because another form of nostalgia, OG CK theme!



Probably Nerevar Rising, though. CK theme would be next best.

 

[JasonSanjo]

Wait, I changed my mind; I just remembered a more appropriate song:

Spoiler

It's sinister, epic, and goofy all in one. Can't believe I didn't think of it before.

 

[The Whispering Monk]

I want my theme to be absolute silence. It cuts EVERY radio, headset, etc... to nothing. Make everyone hypersensitive to my coming and going...

And everyone gets to say, "It's quiet. Too quiet."

 

[Sailor.X]

Honestly, @Sailor.X this reminds me of Family Guy... Say do we have protection from people getting annoyed by it? Just wondering, because in such a scenario I might become house bound....

Anyways, if I was feeling avant-garde and trollish, I'd choose this, because...Futurism is one hell of a drug



If I was also feeling trollish



But more seriously, since I am a MW fan either the Skywind version of Nerevar Rising



Or maybe this classic, because it is chill



Or because another form of nostalgia, OG CK theme!



Probably Nerevar Rising, though. CK theme would be next best.

People can't do anything to you because any attack to you because of the music will be stopped by the ROB. And having an ROB stop you is something they will never want repeated.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

People can't do anything to you because any attack to you because of the music will be stopped by the ROB. And having an ROB stop you is something they will never want repeated.

So a point in favour of going for futurist music...if you are chaotic evil, got it.

Though thinking more, I can always take this to mess with people

Spoiler: HES HERE FOR YOU!