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Clarence Thomas...12 words per argument...anyone know how many of those cases he was on the 'winning' side of? I'm curious b/c that's a whole meme in itself!

Thomas is famously quiet on the court and rarely asks questions during arguments.
 

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This ties amusingly into the Left's inability to say anything in few enough words to make a good meme.
Apparently, women like to talk a lot.
 

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They made two episodes of a Californian couple moving to Texas.





This might be an ongoing series.


Episode III... this is a big lore filled episode.



Lot of new characters introduced. Like Religious figures such as Beto O'Rourke and Jesus Christ... and the Zodiac Killer.

Also I had no idea that Beto O'Rourke had a DUI.
 

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This is pretty funny. Biden took credit for raising social security payments, then got fact-checked when people pointed out the raises were because of a law passed by Richard Nixon that automatically raised social security to keep up with inflation.

Unused to being fact-checked, the White House deleted their tweet immediately.
 

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This is pretty funny. Biden took credit for raising social security payments, then got fact-checked when people pointed out the raises were because of a law passed by Richard Nixon that automatically raised social security to keep up with inflation.

Unused to being fact-checked, the White House deleted their tweet immediately.
I recall reading a compilation of snarky econ articles during college which included one titled "Bankers Have The Classic COLA*" discussing how interest rates are the risk-free rate** + expected inflation + a risk premium.

Taking credit for a large COLA isn't fooling anyone with even a basic understanding of economics.

* COLA = Cost Of Living Adjustment
** The risk-free rate is basically what it takes to keep track of the money and making sure it goes where it's supposed to when it's supposed to. i.e.: the transaction costs.
 

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Well at least Stacey Abrams can say she had a good run while it lasted.


Maybe run isn't the best term to use...
 

Husky_Khan

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Episode III... this is a big lore filled episode.



Lot of new characters introduced. Like Religious figures such as Beto O'Rourke and Jesus Christ... and the Zodiac Killer.

Also I had no idea that Beto O'Rourke had a DUI.


Episode IV of Moving to Texas. They're introducing them to guns now so they can speak from a place of experience.



Check out the Hunter Biden Rule of Gun Safety. :sneaky:
 

Bear Ribs

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The Bee's been having a field day mocking the election.



 

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The Bee's been having a field day mocking the election.





It's better to laugh than to cry...
 

Husky_Khan

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The Bee's been having a field day mocking the election.


Oh look @Abhorsen name might actually be Carl Weaver.

Babylon Bee said:
At publishing time, Carl decided he would just take option 3 and vote Independent, but he soon realized that all those candidates are both brain-damaged and unable to beat brain-damaged candidates.

At least the Babylon Bee is covering third party candidates unlike the Mainstream Media.
 

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This is how you know the US is better than Europe, the Wizard came up with a cover story instead of just using magic to erase the cop's mind.
You don't understand! The owls are free! You can just take them!


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