Altho I noticed you forgot to acknowledge what Sleepy Joe would do
If he wakes up from his pod and that's a big if, he'd have to put trusted Lieutenants in charge of the Three Tribes.
Beau Biden for the Chairmen. Which is actually a considerable improvement.
Kamala Harris as the cackling Cannibal Tribal who is now an Elitist in charge of the White Glove Society.
Big Milley and Little Austin in charge of the Omertas.
And unplanned, uninvited but too bad, Hunter Biden and the Fiends.
Finally there's Pete Buttigieg, the former Mayor of Boulder City whose incredible record as Mayor building infrastructure in Boulder City has now elevated him into being in charge of infrastructure in New Vegas. Nothing changes from it's appearance in game.
Jill Biden has been uploaded to a Securitron to handle all of Mr. Bidens "needs." Together this leadership council is known as "The Yes Myn."
The Biden Crime Families have several issues to overcome.
1. Caesars Legion.
2. The New California Republic Crime Families under Clinton.
3. The Mojave Brotherhood under Elder Arnold Schwarzenegger.
4. The Khans Blackmailing Hunter Biden with drugs and Hookers via Westside.
5. A Community of Communist Ghouls under Pelosi who want to be launched back to California.
6. Losing the support of the Boomer voters in the North.
7. His son and heir apparent Beau needs treatment but if the Courier can't cure him his head will explode or something.
8. While Kamala Harris isn't a cannibal much of her Society is grooming middle class children into becoming cannibals and poor Wastelanders their cattle.
9. The Crazy 80's interfering with Northern Trade Routes.
10. Denial of the Cazador Lab Leak Theory.
I don't think Biden can come close to navigating all these problems successfully.
Oh and did I forget he somehow FORGOT he had an entire Army of Securitrons under Fortification Hill? How did he manage that?!