Tzeentchean Perspective
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One Angry Gamer is under new management.
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.
I can only imagine the howling.From a website of a marriage counselor, I bring you... the tale of the Husband Store.
"nnnnooooooo how could baby yoda commit a genociderino, he's supposed to be wholesome 100 keanu chungus!!!!"
He's a baby. If the thing wasn't properly closed, then no wonder he ate the eggs.
I don't get the joke. Is it about the child being french or russian?Do you think he will get a toy accordion in the next episode?
Example of a choking hazard for kids...I think. Wait no thats a harmonica.I don't get the joke. Is it about the child being french or russian?
Remove kebab meme?
You win the prize.
so I found over the past year markaplier had apparently turned into a cult leader.
*sigh* I'm learning over the years no matter how chill someone acts a liberal is still a liberal
More context please? He seems to just mourn the death of one his followers?
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