Media/Journalism Cringe Megathread - Hot off the Presses

[Captain X]

 

[Typhonis]

I would say something but.... yeah it would be considered NSFW.

 

[S'task]

I would say something but.... yeah it would be considered NSFW.

Actually, while it obviously feels obscene, its probably a cheaper and more effective solution to the problem than anything custom made for the job.

As a reminder, most survival guides suggest having a pack of unlubricated condoms in any survival kit, as they're actually super useful to have in survival situations for things like collecting and purifying water and making things waterproof like in the above image.

 

[bintananth]

Actually, while it obviously feels obscene, its probably a cheaper and more effective solution to the problem than anything custom made for the job.

As a reminder, most survival guides suggest having a pack of unlubricated condoms in any survival kit, as they're actually super useful to have in survival situations for things like collecting and purifying water and making things waterproof like in the above image.

My list of stuff to bring along on a camping trip includes a pint of Everclear in a plastic bottle. It's not for drinking.

That's a mild anesthesic, a sanitizer, a way to make dirty water drinkable, and a rocket fuel all-in-one.

The stuff you'd include in a survival kit is not what you'd expect.

 

[Captain X]

 

[Duke Nukem]

Roastie cope

 

[Sobek]

Then why is she complaining? She doesn't want to go out with such men, they don't want her back.

 

[Cherico]

Then why is she complaining? She doesn't want to go out with such men, they don't want her back.

Sobek I know for a fact youve dated women who always have to have the last word in any argument.

you know why.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Then why is she complaining? She doesn't want to go out with such men, they don't want her back.

Women like that don't want to accept the fact that most men don't want whores that show their body to strangers on the internet for money.

 

[Zachowon]

They don't like men having preferences

 

[Captain X]

 

[Ixian]

They don't like men having preferences

Pretty much, masculine preferences in sexual and/or long term romantic partners can be viewed as a threat to the traditional source of feminism power and influence, which is of course the fact that women are the key holders for reproductive activities. When a man has no interest in a woman because of his preference, he is "stripping" her of her traditional powers (in the minds of delusional feminists at least).

 

[Captain X]

And yet I wouldn't care if a woman had an OnlyFans or had otherwise posed nude before.

 

[Sobek]

Horseshoe theory once again proven to be a fact of life.

Washington Post article making the case black people should leave the USA to escape racism

 

[Cherico]

Horseshoe theory once again proven to be a fact of life.

Washington Post article making the case black people should leave the USA to escape racism

if you really think that if you really belive the united states is that inherently racist then yeah makes sense to leave. Because that is the logical outcome of that thought process.

 

[Doomsought]

Horseshoe theory once again proven to be a fact of life.

Washington Post article making the case black people should leave the USA to escape racism

We already tried that once, it fell apart and ended in a demon posessed nudist canibal raiding the country side with an army of child soldiers.

 

[Cherico]

We already tried that once, it fell apart and ended in a demon posessed nudist canibal raiding the country side with an army of child soldiers.

I would like to note that people just up and giving freed slaves a country of their own and meaning it is incredibly fucking rare in human history. Like incredibly rare.

I mean us Jews only allowed to return home and have limited autonomy and we made the guy who did it a litteral messiah. So considering that historical context america should get a lot of fucking slack.

 

[Yinko]

We already tried that once, it fell apart and ended in a demon processed nudist cannibals raiding the country side with an army of child soldiers.

Somehow, if the people going "back to Africa" are the likes of the CHAZ, BLM or Black Hammer leadership then I get the feeling history might just repeat itself. They're almost to that point here.

 

[Robovski]

Somehow, if the people going "back to Africa" are the likes of the CHAZ, BLM or Black Hammer leadership then I get the feeling history might just repeat itself. They're almost to that point here.

Is there a lot of graft to be had? How many mansions in this new nation?

 

[Sobek]

Also worth pointing out african blacks consider these panafrican black nationalist types cringe and nuisances. In the words of one african on twitter "We sold your loser ancestors for horses and gunpowder, fuck off and stay away"