Hiruzen took a drag oh his pipe, and kept dragging... and dragging... without chakra the act would have been impossible, and he might have suffered from nicotine poisoning.
"What happened with this one?"
"Well sir, it seems that Hinata Hyuuga went up to the Nara heir and said something that... doesn't really make any sense."
"What was it? Exactly?"
"She said 'there are nine ketsu, wait, make that ten', we're not quite sure what kind of code this was as there are several hundred tenketsu, but the response was that the Nara heir lashed out with a lethal draw of his kunai and slashed her throat on the spot while screaming 'there can be only one'. The medics were unable to save her and there is currently open warfare in the streets between the two clans... sir."
"Damn it! that makes the fifth one this week."
See the thing is, the pun only works in English (shocker, I know), but also SI's hate competition and are murderous. On a related note (lie), a young skater punk told me that my glasses were "fucking savage" today, so that's cool.