Watching
MH370: The Plane That Disappeared and its pretty stirring stuff.
Apparently the pilot, Zaherie, locked himself in the Cockpit and without any motivation or explanation but involving months of planning, depressurized the cabin and took six hours to commit an act of mass suicide/murder.
No wait, it turned out the Russians are actually behind MH370 and it's apparently an Act of War.
Oh my gosh the Inmarsat Data was tampered with. Someone broke into the 777's Avionics Department through an unsecured hatch between the first class cabin and cockpit.
The Americans knew what happened because they had two AWACS planes in the area at the time. The French guy who lives in China had an associate who got him to meet someone connected with the Secret Services to tell him this in person. They know where the plane crashed but were under a Pact of Silence. Why are the Americans covering it up?
Actually the plane went north because a Russian asset (or assets) hijacked the plane by accessing and hacking into its electronics bay whilst altering the Inmarsat data. It did end up in Kazakhstan, the client state of Russia.
Nevermind the plane went South. An American Adventurer named Blaine Gibson found multiple pieces of confirmed debris on the beach of Mozambique negating that North theory.
But the Adventurer is actually a Spy for the Russians with links to them going back decades. The Russians were actually spoofing pings like then did with the Korean Airliner shootdown back in the Cold War.
Actually the Adventurer was working on behalf of American media interests.
"Highly likely" only means that they can't prove something!
The confirmed debris from the plane actually proves that the discovered plane was actually from a 'dismantled' plane. The discovered debris is not from MH370 according to inside sources!
The Plane crashed in the Indian Ocean and they haven't found the wreckage yet.
There is no plane wreckage because the plane never crashed in the Indian Ocean.
Holy shit, it was the Pilot the entire time! The Pilots Flight Simulator Hard Drive showed him doing a flight path into the Southern Indian Ocean a month before.
Actually no it wasn't the Pilot after all. The Simulator data didn't really match up with the flight path.
The FBI actually has the Pilots Flight Simulator Information and released the information to implicate the Pilot.
So the Australians are actually involved. MH370 flew over an Australian Airbase on the Malay Peninsula called Butterworth. There were two major military exercises going on in the South China Sea at the same time, both involving the United States! Inmarsat was working with the US Government and fabricated by them to cover up what truly happened to MH370. The airliner never turned towards the Indian Ocean.
The plane actually crashed off of the coast of Vietnam in the South China Sea. An elderly Florida Woman Tomnod volunteer scanning the satellite images found the debris there including a nose cone.
Turns out the plane was carrying a sensitive cargo of... of... 2500 kilograms worth of "Lithium Ion batteries, walkie talkie accessories & chargers" to China. This Airliner was smuggling stealth drone technology to China and the United States found out at the last moment.
Two US AWACS planes surrounded MH370 between the gray zone of Malaysia and Vietnam, making it disappear from the radar and jamming all communications. The Pilot refuses to be intimidated by the AWACs planes and as the airliner approaches Chinese airspace, the United States intercepted the Airliner and it MET ITS FATE.
I mean on the other hand, French people can't be trusted.
No the plane was never shot down over the South China Sea because no debris was ever found in Vietnam, China, Malaysia, or any other country bordering the South China Sea. Also it'd have to be a massive conspiracy, including China, covering it all up.
You know where there wouldn't be any debris floating around? Kazakhstan.
The person involved in the Official Search in the Indian Ocean is on the verge of tears talking about how they discontinued the search for the Airliner in the Indian Ocean.
In conclusion no one is able to determine the cause for the disappearance of MH370.
Closing Thoughts After Three Hours:
What have we learned? I don't know. I guess we learned not to do it again. Fuck if I know what they did. It's hard to say.
I don't want to say I feel dumber after watching this but it wasn't even that entertaining. I certainly wasn't expecting to loop directly back to the beginning with absolutely nothing resolved, answered or even credibly offered as an explanation. It's just three hours of babbling. It's not even good coverage of the actual (much less potential) events!
Mildly Entertaining.