prinCZess
Warrior, Writer, Performer, Perv
Because I'm a child of the internet:"You little Imperial lapdog, kissing some human's ass to play at being an officer!" came from rebel-Alani, while the Imperial version said "You stupid rebel scum, kissing some human's ass to play at being 'free'?" in the same breath.
And of course the wookie's solution to the sudden intellectual/philosophical conundrum is Twi'lek mud-wrestling.