Triple Human Alliance in 40k

And yet you post claims like "they can destroy the galaxy and this is an end goal for them"
It's true, only brought it up because you said Necrons can do the same 🤷


Why wouldn't they use this?
Because that's not their main goal listed in the OP.


It's like saying if America wants to be the leader of the free world why don't they just nuke everyone?

Lol silly ass question
 
I objectively didn't but ok.
So Dark Eldars feel like they lose pretty handidly tbh.


The Terran Federation nuke game is too strong, aoe basically hard counters holofields.


Then on the Navy side the Common Wealth with their scanner tech just uses the Federation's Q Bombs to destroy one craft world at a time.



Don't see what the Eldars can do about it, they're just too squishy, I think the Orkz would put up a harder fight lmao.
 
You can't nuke someone who doesn't exist in real space.
Commeragh is in the Webway which no one in the Human alliance has access too.
🤷

If Eldar infantry weren't important they wouldn't have a ground Military and entire codexes dedicated to their ground forces.
They arnt massive armies as we see in tabletop.
They are often small strike forces in and out.
They are fast and nimble and have leaders that can see the fucking future.
In the newest Cain novel we know that small groups of Eldar can be dealt with but only in areas that limit thier maneuverability.
When they have free roam they arnt so easy.

And then you have the Khaine from space that fights a greater deamon that the humans would of had to orbital bombard to destroy...
 
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This is Stellaris Orbital Bombardment, the Mushroom of the explosion reaches far above the clouds which the highest forming are 10 miles high. Assuming its 20 miles nuke MAP puts this at 500 megatons.
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100 Megatons is 6.58 kilometers tall but the explosion is easily 32 kilometers tall (Around 500 Megatons rounded) And that's just one blast not intended to destroy the planet like this

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You can't nuke someone who doesn't exist in real space.
Commeragh is in the Webway which no one in the Human alliance has access too.
They can just access the dimension by doing a research project, Stellaris sensor tech can detect cloaking that warps reality and phases into other dimensions.
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If the Tyranids can board a Craft world all this alliance has to do is drop 2 Q-Bombs tops, do this a handful of times and the Eldar would be begging the alliance for mercy.


They can't afford such losses.


They arnt massive armies as we see in tabletop.
They are often small strike forces in and out.
They are fast and nimble and have leaders that can see the fucking future.
1. Then that's bad, I thought they actually fielded large armies so now they definitely get stomped just as hard as the Tau LMAFO.
2. Sounds like worse versions of Guardians
3. Uhh okay? Guardians can turn off precognition PASSIVELY so that's useless in fact Paracasuality literally counteracts precognition on the virtue of existing.


In the newest Cain novel we know that small groups of Eldar can be dealt with but only in areas that limit thier maneuverability.
When they have free roam they arnt so easy.
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So one Guardian solo's with Strand.




And then you have the Khaine from space that fights a greater deamon that the humans would of had to orbital bombard to destroy...
Cool Federation is Fielding this on the squad level.

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They don't need to rely on orbital support as heavily, the orbital support is just the sprinkle on top.


They have high mobility, high fire power and good enough numbers to annihilate the Eldars like fodder.


Bring them a real threat like the Orkz or Crusades
 
Once upon a time a crusade went into the webway.

They all died.

The end.
Once upon a time a Tyranid went into a Craftworld, all the Eldar died.

The end.


Stellaris is low key more terrifying tho, the Scourge are running away from the Hunters.


It's like the Tyranids running away to the Milk Way not out of Hunger but because it's the safest place in the galaxy.
 
I can't wait to read the twelve novel, ten thousand page saga of this great event. :p
Destiny does it better tbh.

The Books of Sorrows is about Hive God's that wiped out entire civilizations for billions of years and just how OP they are and a handful of Guardians do what Custodes Adeptus can only dream about doing.
 
I can't wait to read the twelve novel, ten thousand page saga of this great event. :p

It was a literal thing that happened.

Even with an entire battlebarge on their side they still almost got fucked. And that was planned by Vect, as in them being able to do as much damage as they did was intentional by Vect.

What happens when the DE want to kill some space marines?

The Black Templar got their asses kicked, almost dying without the power of plot, I mean the Emperor summoning the Legion of the Damned to them.
 
It was a literal thing that happened.

Even with an entire battlebarge on their side they still almost got fucked. And that was planned by Vect, as in them being able to do as much damage as they did was intentional by Vect.
Uh what are you talking about, a handful of ships molested their entire craft world and one hundred Spacemarines on the ground were enough to hold back the entire craft world for reinforcements to arrive. It literally says it in the synopsis


The Salamanders Battle Barge plowed straight into the spire where Xelian stood, crushing both it and him in an instant. But the Dark Eldar reacted swiftly, deploying small raiding craft, Razorwing Jetfighters, and Voidraven Bombers and opening fire with ground-based electrical spires. Amid the heavy fighting in the air, the Space Marines used drop pods to drive deep into the heart of the Dark City and steal the initiative from the Dark Eldar. Dark Eldar splinter weaponry, designed to maim foes so they may be captured, proved ineffective against the hardened power armor of the Space Marines. However the Space Marines found themselves increasingly attacked on all sides by the deadly denizens of the Dark City, including Mandrakes, Archons and their Incubi, Scourges, Wyches, Warp Beasts, and Hellions.[1c]

Despite being engulfed in a melee of terrifying proportions, the hundred-strong Space Marines held firm, establishing a perimeter as entire sections of High Commorragh burned in the fighting. But as the battle eventually devolved into a war of attrition, it became clear the Space Marines would not be able to hold out indefinitely against the massive numbers of foes arrayed against them.[1c]




The Human Alliance would toss in a Q bomb and call it a day LMAFO. You wanked the shit out of the Eldar and the feat that you hype ended up a colossal failure for the Dark Eldar despite outnumbering millions to one.


What happens when the DE want to kill some space marines?

The Black Templar got their asses kicked, almost dying without the power of plot, I mean the Emperor summoning the Legion of the Damned to them.
That's not what it says, it says a Black Templar leader got lured into a trap and their Dark Eldar champion was about to successfully kidnap him until he got saved by the Emperor.


The fact that the Legion of the Dammed don't have spaceships means that the Dark Eldar lost the naval battle and we're routed
 
That's not what it says, it says a Black Templar leader got lured into a trap and their Dark Eldar champion was about to successfully kidnap him until he got saved by the Emperor.


The fact that the Legion of the Dammed don't have spaceships means that the Dark Eldar lost the naval battle and we're routed
Imagine the Dark Elder launching a Raid to capture an even greater prize then the High Marshal of the Black Templars... Casper Van Dien!

I doubt Colonel Johnny Rico would realize there is a trap before it's too late as he's ambushed and brought to his knees before the Queen Gladiatoress Lilith Hesperax herself! :eek:

This would force Johnny's friends to launch an OFF THE BOOKS raid into the forbidden Webway itself before they can blow it up!
 
Imagine the Dark Elder launching a Raid to capture an even greater prize then the High Marshal of the Black Templars... Casper Van Dien!

I doubt Colonel Johnny Rico would realize there is a trap before it's too late as he's ambushed and brought to his knees before the Queen Gladiatoress Lilith Hesperax herself! :eek:

You're just mocking it, aren't you?
 
Imagine the Dark Elder launching a Raid to capture an even greater prize then the High Marshal of the Black Templars... Casper Van Dien!

I doubt Colonel Johnny Rico would realize there is a trap before it's too late as he's ambushed and brought to his knees before the Queen Gladiatoress Lilith Hesperax herself! :eek:

This would force Johnny's friends to launch an OFF THE BOOKS raid into the forbidden Webway itself before they can blow it up!
Rico would definitely get his cheeks clapped by a Dark Eldar 😏

But the Guardians can be a good substitute to save him.
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This is Stellaris Orbital Bombardment, the Mushroom of the explosion reaches far above the clouds which the highest forming are 10 miles high. Assuming its 20 miles nuke MAP puts this at 500 megatons.
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100 Megatons is 6.58 kilometers tall but the explosion is easily 32 kilometers tall (Around 500 Megatons rounded) And that's just one blast not intended to destroy the planet like this

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They can just access the dimension by doing a research project, Stellaris sensor tech can detect cloaking that warps reality and phases into other dimensions.
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If the Tyranids can board a Craft world all this alliance has to do is drop 2 Q-Bombs tops, do this a handful of times and the Eldar would be begging the alliance for mercy.


They can't afford such losses.



1. Then that's bad, I thought they actually fielded large armies so now they definitely get stomped just as hard as the Tau LMAFO.
2. Sounds like worse versions of Guardians
3. Uhh okay? Guardians can turn off precognition PASSIVELY so that's useless in fact Paracasuality literally counteracts precognition on the virtue of existing.



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So one Guardian solo's with Strand.





Cool Federation is Fielding this on the squad level.

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They don't need to rely on orbital support as heavily, the orbital support is just the sprinkle on top.


They have high mobility, high fire power and good enough numbers to annihilate the Eldars like fodder.


Bring them a real threat like the Orkz or Crusades

Farseers see damn good enough that they knew Cain would bring out the greater deamon of Slaneesh.

Rico would definitely get his cheeks clapped by a Dark Eldar 😏

But the Guardians can be a good substitute to save him.
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Oh hey, turns out all those guardians are now brainwashed to listen to the Dark Eldar by getting a drug put into thier food.

Should I mention the Webway is still vastly unknown to the Imperium that they only get places because the Dark Eldar and Eldar allow them too right?
 
Farseers see damn good enough that they knew Cain would bring out the greater deamon of Slaneesh.
And the Guardians can't be predicted by a multiversal time God with time Powers capable of retconning people from trillions of timelines.


What's this now about Fodder Farseers?
Even the basic Minotaur can time travel to advantageous futures and still die to Guardians
"The Minotaur revises its place in history, appearing to teleport forward as it shifts to a more advantageous future. It closes in on Crow before he can finish reloading and grabs him by the head, hefting him off his feet. The Minotaur raises its plasma cannon to Crow's chest and—"



Oh hey, turns out all those guardians are now brainwashed to listen to the Dark Eldar by getting a drug put into thier food.
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Even the Hive God of deception couldn't brain wash a Guardian.
Should I mention the Webway is still vastly unknown to the Imperium that they only get places because the Dark Eldar and Eldar allow them too right?

Guardians go into alternate universes and kill gods on their home terf while resisting their bodies and psyche being ripped apart the entire time.



"Oryx's throne world tries to tear her body and psyche into a quintillion screaming pieces, but Mara has survived the inchoate primordial chaos before space and time."

"Good," said Savathûn. "It's a law of the High Coven that one's sinister plan should be incomprehensible to a Thrall. Do you know why we've come here? If I am to take my tribute from the keeping of secrets… where else are secrets better kept than beneath the event horizon? My brother ruled the flat space of infinity, but I prefer these tide-washed depths… and in time, I shall make them my dominion."
Whispered lore and fragmentary theories suggest that Crota represents a distinct class of Hive entities, not resident in our material world. My latest synthesis of this scattered esoterica suggests that Crota's 'home' is a universe created or remade by his power and occupied by Hive organisms of immense age. Any Guardian formidable enough to return with information on this dark reality might help us understand the Hive's goals for our own world—and, more pressingly, such an expedition might provide the key to Crota's defeat.


I bet $20 you don't really know anything about the Guardians and their capabilities lol
 
Eldar Craftworlds - how many and how big?.

Lol waywut? There's only 11 Craftworlds? Why the fuck are people wanking the Eldars so hard 😂


They have less numbers than even the Tau. They'll get Vassalized near instantly once they research the Webway FFS even the Tau would put up a better fight

They have less combined population than 1% of this alliance, this alliance could afford to lose thousands of soldiers for every single Eldar in existence and not even dent their army strength.


1,000 Planets vs 11 Mobile Planets


This alliance only needs to destroy five Craftworlds for the Eldar and eleven for the Dark Eldar to win
😂🤣😂🤣😂


16 Q Bombs in Total or a couple hundred thousand anti matter missiles.
 
Eldar Craftworlds - how many and how big?.

Lol waywut? There's only 11 Craftworlds? Why the fuck are people wanking the Eldars so hard 😂


They have less numbers than even the Tau. They'll get Vassalized near instantly once they research the Webway FFS even the Tau would put up a better fight

They have less combined population than 1% of this alliance, this alliance could afford to lose thousands of soldiers for every single Eldar in existence and not even dent their army strength.


1,000 Planets vs 11 Mobile Planets


This alliance only needs to destroy five Craftworlds for the Eldar and eleven for the Dark Eldar to win
😂🤣😂🤣😂


16 Q Bombs in Total or a couple hundred thousand anti matter missiles.
You do know the Dark Eldar don't have craftworlds right?
And those 11 are not easy to find and are basically invulnerable to everything the Imperium can throw at them.
Including Nova Cannon rounds.

Aka things they use if they want anything to go bye bye.


But fine.

Let's get the Necrons invovled and all it takes is the celestial Ouray to wipe out any of these civs by destroying the local star.
 

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