The Sietch will be brought offline for HPG systems maintenance tomorrow (Thursday, 2 May 2024). Please remain calm and do not start any interstellar wars while ComStar is busy.
May the Peace of Blake be with you.
Precentor Dune
[Speech 100] Don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful, Ulysses. Maybe if you got rid of those yee yee ass Twisted Hairs you’d get a slave wife on your Old Glory. Better yet, maybe Christine’ll call your bear-bull ass up if she ever stops f**kin’ with that Sierra Madre or Big Empty she f**kin’ with, profligate.