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Recent content by Emperor Tippy

  1. Emperor Tippy

    Resolved Watch thread 'And receive OP email notifications'

    Oh, apparently it was already getting added. https://www.the-sietch.com/index.php?threads/several-announcements.5555/
  2. Emperor Tippy

    Resolved Watch thread 'And receive OP email notifications'

    We will look into it, I believe it is one of the optional add ons. @SietchTechOps @LordSunhawk
  3. Emperor Tippy

    Plot Bunny Farm

    Ultron was scrapped as a failed project, then the Scepter was recovered and Wanda fucked with Tony's head, then Ultron was revived and worked on with the scepter right there to fuck things up some more.
  4. Emperor Tippy

    Plot Bunny Farm

    Except Ultron was scrapped pre-scepter. And we know that the Scepter both fucks with the mind (not to mention Wanda's antics). Even then, Stark could have built EDITH as of Iron Man 2 if he wanted. He had all the needed tech for it at least. I mean he didn't really need Ultron, even if he...
  5. Emperor Tippy

    Steam Steam Hit with Class Action Lawsuit, Alledging Monopolistic Practices

    Oh Epic, the company of fractal shittery as every bit of their shit is made up of an even deeper level of even shittier antics. I mean competing with Steam isn't actually that hard. Just offer pretty much the same capabilities without spyware, possibly with your own streaming/gaming video...
  6. Emperor Tippy

    Plot Bunny Farm

    How does Tony Stark get away with being Iron Man? I mean a private citizen is going around invading nations, blowing shit up, and killing people pretty much entirely on his own recognizance and has actual WMD's and even orbital strike weapons under his own personal control. Simple, immediately...
  7. Emperor Tippy

    Best and worst magic systems in your opinion.

    The problem isn't so much the SoT magic system as it is the fact that the main character is feted as being a supreme wizard dude and yet never once in the entire series actually becomes capable of any consistent, repeatable, magic. I mean the other wizards and the Sorcerers were fairly cool and...
  8. Emperor Tippy

    Warhammer Warhammer General discussion thread: Now with 100% more Space Marines

    Or "I'll capitalize on the predictable actions of my enemy and engineer those actions into my own plans." The Emperor set up an Imperium that absolutely was going to have a massive, destructive, civil war. The masses of humanity were not going to stand for the rule of the Primarchs and their...
  9. Emperor Tippy

    Warhammer Warhammer General discussion thread: Now with 100% more Space Marines

    Then the Emperor is a raging idiot. He knew about Chaos and yet let Lorgar act, indeed he let him get away with killing Custodes. He knew about the Fleshchange and the Thousand Sons personal daemons and yet he let them practice sorcerery without comment. He knew about the opinions of the...
  10. Emperor Tippy

    Warhammer Warhammer General discussion thread: Now with 100% more Space Marines

    The Imperium of Man is built on deception and secrecy, and like any good conspiracy it is a layered thing. Custodes, Sisters of Silence, Black Ships, Inquisition, Grey Knights, Deimos, Officio. Everyone an organ shrouded in the utmost secrecy, everyone of them the personal province of the...
  11. Emperor Tippy

    Black Hammer: A Sietch for the Colonized

    Yeah, I do wonder why they would buy the land in CO. I mean West Virginia is at least as cheap and is generally a great deal better when it comes to sustainability and ease of growing things.
  12. Emperor Tippy

    Black Hammer: A Sietch for the Colonized

    Cults have been buying land to do cultish things on for centuries, although I wonder if the SPLC will call them a racist hate group.
  13. Emperor Tippy

    Warhammer Warhammer General discussion thread: Now with 100% more Space Marines

    The perfect example of why "good" people aren't allowed power in the Imperium. Yes, it is a horrifically evil shit hole. Yes, most of those with power abuse it on a massive scale. Yes, the Imperium is supremely inefficient and corrupt. Yes, it could (theoretically at least) be massively better...
  14. Emperor Tippy

    What If? ROB lets you sic a terminator on a historic figure of your choice

    Except that all assumes that the wars and deaths in question aren't actually a net benefit for humanity. And in the case of Hitler, the circumstances that allowed his rise to power were largely independent of his control but his success is in large part down to his own charisma and ability...
  15. Emperor Tippy

    What If? ROB lets you sic a terminator on a historic figure of your choice

    Bodyguard, myself, when I turn 18. I mean it is a futuristic sci-fi robot with lots of advanced capabilities. Lots to be gained from controlling that. Killing people who had a major impact on history just throws everything into disarray in massively unpredictable ways. Like what happens if you...
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