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Angry slavic reptilian hissing intensifies.

I wouldn't rule out our little wand snapping as a possible cause either. So don't break yo wands! Cuz some nasty ass shiz gonna happen to you and the world! 😛

Well, congratulations are in order for whosoever wand that was. You truly have the highest kill count of the game so far! 😛

Just gonna back up getting it firmly laid out who's going where as pretty sure that's the holdup for the update.

I don't think Boris has much to contribute to the situation other than furthering his morning inebriation as he's ready to go.

I assume anyone hurt healed overnight?

I assume I can hear and possibly see the sudden flooding of the house?

I see there are no objections to plans A or B. Guess I'll flip a coin for which Boris decides to go with and start writing up getting this house fire started soon. :V Unless someone has their own idea to pitch.

Boris is certainly going to the farmhouse. Probably not worth it in game time-wise. Exploration group should take enough wands to kill most things(10-20) and whatever supplies we need in our packs.(Alcohol is very important supplies to Boris, though he'll only carry his wineskins and kegs, the...

You can now imagine Lizardfolk monks meditating in the Slav squat over the deeper meaning and pleasures of alcohol for hours on end.

What is the holy pose of Boris you may ask?

WE DIE UNDER BEAUTIFUL SKIES OF PRETTY LIGHTS! :p There's worse places to die... Excusing the instantly decay to nothing effect currently in place. :V

Not Boris's fault she wasn't paying attention. :V She clearly hasn't imbibed nearly enough of Boris the dwarf's holy spirits in her. Clearly, tsk, tsk. 😛

Don't worry Boris hasn't forget you... Softskin peddler of remedies to illness. Come have a drink from Boris's barrel of ale! This is totally a great idea and absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong with it.

You know that might be one of the primary ways people know a Lizard is from Boris's clan, rather than just some other clan. Which probably means it goes from 'Is going to eat you.' to 'Will eat you if you piss them off.' Edit: Because look, other races can only blame whatever gods created them...

Honorubu Dwarfboo clan intensifies. Many of the trappings, but not a lick true understanding.

Something I kicked over to Fried in a chat I had with him right after making Boris with only 8 Int, making him a dumb and rather slow boi. Also non-english speaking Slav sterotypes, since Boris's concept is Slav Lizard. So with a disposable character I thought why not pitch it to Fried for a...

That's a pretty safe bet with the Vodka clan. So many of them are named Boris. Boris III is one of Boris's siblings. No Boris II, they died by snake bites when they were a hatchling. Edit: Oh, Lizardfolk are fun to play.

By the way rather important detail I fucked up at the start as I forgot since the game went dormant before correcting course. Boris doesn't know common.

I am willing to provide very sharp teeth and clear intent to eat him!