Search results

  1. Aldarion

    Stupid Fantasy Armours

    That isn't a spiked nipple, it is a lance arrest, used to stabilize the lance and also prevent the force of impact from forcing the lance from knight's arm.
  2. Aldarion

    Stupid Fantasy Armours

    Any examples? Because looking at historical paintings, there is basically no difference between male and female armour: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Isabella_and_Roger_Mortimer.jpg https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Vigiles_misc_03.jpg...
  3. Aldarion

    Stupid Fantasy Armours

    Historically, chest plates tended to protrude quite a bit from the chest in order to a) deflect the blows away from the chest (kinda important area, you know), b) provide a "crumple zone" between the plate and the chest, c) allow breathing. Meanwhile, armour was "taken in" at the waist to allow...
  4. Aldarion

    Stupid Fantasy Armours

    Well, yeah, but having essentially skintight chest armour with an inbuilt wedge in a situation where most people are running around with maces and warhammers is still stupid. Romans could get away with such stuff because most of their enemies used swords and spears, and maybe an occasional club.
  5. Aldarion

    Stupid Fantasy Armours

    There were, in the antiquity. But weapons in late middle ages were too powerful to allow such a luxury, and most fantasy is set in that period.
  6. Aldarion

    Stupid Fantasy Armours

    But that would merely change the shape of the upper part of the breastplate. It would not have actual boobs.
  7. Aldarion

    Stupid Fantasy Armours

    Actually, narrow waist was primarily a functional thing. Full plate armour had to be a tight fit in order to maintain maximum mobility, with the only exception to this rule being the chest area - ribcage isn't exactly able to twist, yet it is a rather important area, so protection in that area...
  8. Aldarion

    Stupid Fantasy Armours

    Yep, that is the detail I really liked about those movies. Doesn't fix the mistakes they did make, but still, A for effort.
  9. Aldarion

    Stupid Fantasy Armours

    That sounds like hentai stuff... in every meaning of the word.
  10. Aldarion

    Stupid Fantasy Armours

    A look at the insanity: https://military-fantasy.com/2021/06/13/stupid-fantasy-armours/
Top