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https://notthebee.com/article/with-real-headlines-like-this-you-have-to-wonder-how-the-babylon-bee-is-still-in-business

So they found out somebody in the US government had obtained a spy tool that is so unethical and illegal they immediately had the FBI launch an investigation into who would buy such a thing. It turned out to be the FBI. https://notthebee.com/article/the-fbi-just-did-the-spide-man-meme-

This. The AI sorting through the initial batch of applications will not look at your portfolio, it just checks buzzwords and certifications are usually at the top of its list of terms to OK.

Yeah, ghost jobs are either posted when they already have the candidate lined up via good ol' boy network and just want to make sure they have the appearance of fairness, when they want to give the impression to stockholders that the company is on the rise and experiencing heavy growth, or...

One cause of degree inflation I haven't seen mentioned yet is the rise of automation in HR departments. During economic downturns, there's usually widespread unemployment, and thus lots of people applying for each job, so HR departments have to pare down very large lists of applicants...

https://babylonbee.com/news/dylan-mulvaney-now-blackmailing-corporations-by-threatening-to-endorse-their-products

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/satire-reality-nearly-100-babylon-bee-joke-stories-come-true

https://notthebee.com/article/elon-just-unbanned-the-babylon-bee- https://babylonbee.com/news/twitter-is-dead-300-million-people-post-on-twitter

https://notthebee.com/article/arizona-police-say-dont-do-drugs-or-you-might-end-up-buying-owls-from-strangers-for-100 This is how you know the US is better than Europe, the Wizard came up with a cover story instead of just using magic to erase the cop's mind.

The Bee's been having a field day mocking the election. https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-unsure-whether-to-support-party-that-runs-brain-damaged-candidates-and-party-that-loses-to-brain-damaged-candidates https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-party-staves-off-red-wave...

https://notthebee.com/article/its-a-new-day-on-twitter-the-white-house-gets-absolutely-blasted-by-a-fact-check-on-its-claim-of-raising-social-security-payments This is pretty funny. Biden took credit for raising social security payments, then got fact-checked when people pointed out the raises...

https://notthebee.com/article/so-has-the-media-told-you-about-the-massive-protests-over-energy-bills-happening-in-europe-right-now

https://notthebee.com/article/come-look-at-this-breakdown-of-how-much-the-scotus-justices-talk-and-tell-me-if-you-notice-anything- This ties amusingly into the Left's inability to say anything in few enough words to make a good meme.

https://notthebee.com/article/california-liberal-absolutely-baffled-by-all-the-trump-supporters-at-a-rally-who-said-theyd-be-his-friend Note: That's not a Babylon Bee title, that's NotTheBee. This happened in real life.

https://notthebee.com/article/the-same-eight-people-have-won-the-maryland-lottery-2305-times-in-two-years

Brutal. Favorite Comments:

What the heck is this girl? Drugged with alcohol to keep her dazed, after a head assault, and she chews through her restraints so hard her braces shatter from it before walking to safety and then coming back with police...

https://babylonbee.com/news/sneaky-parents-dress-son-up-as-a-girl-on-first-day-of-school-so-teachers-will-show-him-how-to-be-a-boy