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You have merely reinforced the value of Communism, future comrade. From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. As your troops do not drink beer, they do not need it thus proving the value of communist thought.

I have devised a new superweapon which will guarantee the success of communism forever. Deploying now.

Comrades, I'm afraid I have terrible news. After much effort and experimenting, I have determined that goo does not make a very good log. I am currently awaiting dear leader's decision on how to work around this issue.