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  1. Bear Ribs

    That "Ancient Apocalypse" show

    Earlier civilizations used something entirely different that was both easier and more efficient. We don't know what it is because they used it all up and it caused their civilization to collapse. This is a warning for us and why we all need to donate lots of money to the Green party to explore...
  2. Bear Ribs

    That "Ancient Apocalypse" show

    Basically, you know how when Mom 'n Dad want to relax on the beach they give the kids a bucket and shovel and tell them to go build a sandcastle? That, except the kids are playing with blocks of stone instead of just sand.
  3. Bear Ribs

    That "Ancient Apocalypse" show

    Wait, you don't really believe in Romans do you? Beliving Rome ever existed is racist.
  4. Bear Ribs

    That "Ancient Apocalypse" show

    I've definitely seen Stonehenge show up on lists of ancient alien constructions. Hmm, has anybody claimed the Great Wall of China was built by aliens?
  5. Bear Ribs

    That "Ancient Apocalypse" show

    In general there seems to be a few lines of attack forming a solid braid of outrage: 1. He has Joe Rogan on the show, that's enough. 2. Suggests something in the Bible must be true, extra-wicked. 3. Apparently saying there could be an advanced civilization in the past is racist.
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