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"Oh my god! He's just absorbing those bullets like a sponge! Wait . . . Are those claws?!?" *Automatic gunfire and screaming* "Open fire! Open fire! He's on the-"

Comrade, I have terrible news. The Gulags are overflowing with prisoners. We must transfer them to the Laogai camps of China. I have already called Chairman Xi and he has agreed to help us. Long live the Revolution! Down with the Capitalists! Long live the People!