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Chapter 17: Deathwish Sarah Palin has been recruited to help cure the addictions of two unfortunately educated white males. Needless to say, she agreed to do it. Will Freeside survive? Oh don't worry quest tracker... she'll take care of the drug dealer. The 'intervention' begins as...

Chapter 16: Gun Rights, a National Concern I get this strange feeling the Omerta's don't want to talk. This is beginning to look like a trap, like that Katie Couric interview. Legitimate gun store owners being forced to sell firearms to organized criminals? Clearly Eric Holder is behind...

Chapter 15: Project for the New Californian Century GAH! How are you still alive? I killed you... with a SLEDGEHAMMER! How come no one old me you could come back like this! Yes Man quickly wins Sarah Palin over now that they've both failed to kill each other and thus are even in the...

Chapter 14: The Tops Oh he's a Christian business owner. How lovely! Prepare to di-...Damn it... why do people keep using the inherent politicians weakness to vacation themed bribes against me! He seems trustworthy. After all he's comping me! What an amazing suite. Except for the...

Chapter 13: The House Always Wins No. No I do not want to be entertained by you. Again... did not need to hear that. Robo-whores... words fail me. I have never seen a greater hive of scum and villainy. There might be barbarism in the Wasteland, but it's no worse then what I see...

Chapter 12: New Vegas Stripped Sarah Palin is about to complete the final leg of her journey to New Vegas, dutifully following the ancient Interstate that has long fallen into disrepair. With her new companion Veronica and her loyal strike drone ED-E accompanying her, the erstwhile Mama Grizzly...

Chapter 11: Dressing Down I just met this lovely lady named Veronica. She's smart, witty, beautiful and a survivor just like me. And despite her individualistic streak, she still knows her place as a provider for the family. Oh no... not the Brotherhood of Steel. The stories I've...

Chapter Ten: The Mother of All Battles Not really... Say no more. Governor Sarah Palin is reporting for duty! Our contemporary Light Brigade forms up. It consists of Sarah Palin, the main character, Boone, a veteran 1st Recon Sharpshooter, ED-E, a lovable drone of death, some guy given...

Chapter Nine: Operation Restored Hope Have you heard this radio advertisement about the Sierra Madre Casino, it sounds like an amazing place to take a break from fixing the Mojave and fighting terrorists? Boone and I decided to head there for some R&R. Why would you put your Hotel in the...

CHAPTER EIGHT: Solar Hazard I shouldn't trust the voice, but his logic is impeccable. Since I am a law biding citizen, I have nothing to hide and should reveal myself to the local authorities. Oh my gosh! I've been betrayed! I never thought law enforcement would use their power and...

Chapter Seven: Unscripted In what maybe Sarah Palin's most insightful interview ever given, she has a personal one on one conversation with noted scientist and scholar, Ignacio Rivas of the Helios 1 Research Team. Their candid discussion touches not only on the future of alternative energy, but...

Chapter Six: Rocket of Babel Unlike some folks, I only get recognized for genuine achievements. Don't feel bad Chris! You'll get used to being a Saint. After all, I did. Hey if those Global Warming kool-aid drinkers at NASA can launch rockets, why can't I? And they say...

Chapter Five: The Ghost of Commies Ass I have misjudged this man completely and have finally met someone of intelligence on this journey. He fills me in on two things I believe strongly in, the existing threat of Communism... and Ghosts! Oh no... somebodies gotta put a stop to them before...

Chapter Four: A Boone for Sarah Palin Oh sweet Jesus... it looks like that Dinosaur is eating that poor Mexican kid! I don't get it... Why is it called Novac again? Sarah Palin supports our veterans, both past and present. With Ranger Andy's Takedown, I'll be able to backpedal out of...

CHAPTER THREE: The Legions Most Wanted Behold, a hard drinking, gun toting, plain speaking, entrepeneurial cowgirl! No it's not Sarah Palin, it's Sharon of Rose Cassidy... or Cass for short. Statues with blood? That can mean only one thing... Clearly God is on the NCR's side. Tell me...

Chapter Two: Nipton and Mr. Fox Sarah Palin makes her way south, battling raiders and radscorpions, before finally coming upon the City of Nipton in flames and her first encounter with the villainous Legion. Sarah Palin enters Nipton and is immediately wary. First encounter between...

This is a repost of my pictorial 'Lets Play' of role playing a Sarah Palin character in the amazing computer role playing game Fallout: New Vegas, a delightful post-apocalyptic setting. The original thread was started in June of 2013 so some references... maybe dated or hyperlinks long broken...