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If Princess comes home with tears in her eyes while I'm enjoying a beer with her big brother there's a 50-50 chance that I'll be posting bail and calling lawyers before the sun rises.

Someone Japanese will not tell you that "you just done fucked-up". They will politely smile and bow before going off to plot revenge while stewing about what you just did. It's pretty much the exact opposite of my male African-American in-laws. When they're upset with someone the entire...

Michiko should have been Nancy's dinner partner with Ronald seated next to Akihito.

Nipped that in the bud by telling my wife that I wouldn't have asked her out if I didn't think she'd still be sexy at 4AM when she's feeling very unattractive and really doesn't want a guy to see her using a toilet.

She was drenched with too much perfume.

I am not anywhere close to being as polite as someone from Japan can be. Once got a "thank you" from a gal for saying that I enjoyed her scent. That was kinda pushing it.

Princess Michiko was probably being extremely polite when expressing displeasure with an interpreter making it even more polite. "Go fuck yourself" can become something like "It is a pleasure to meet you" after it goes through several layers of politeness and language filters.

Does this alt-history cover what could be called past events in the Clinton gets assassinated one you're also doing?