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    A Thousand Ways for Dolores Umbridge to Die! (Creative Writing Prompts)

    She wouldn't know what to do with it. Dealing with Shoggoths is basically the never-ending fight needed to keep a toilet bowl clean so you can wipe your ass witout getting a rash.
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    A Thousand Ways for Dolores Umbridge to Die! (Creative Writing Prompts)

    Not too familiar with Harry Potter magic. Here's some more mundane causes which could be the result of "a wizard goofed" or "someone had it in for her" 5: exposure to dimethylmercury 6: handling a live cone snail 7: food poisoning, intentional or otherwise 8: an unfortunate encounter with a...
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