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That's a fair point, but Disney doesn't deserve benefit of the doubt anymore.

The Mohawk episode was double fucked because only the Spanish, you know, the bad guys burning down villages for no good reason and stealing anything not nailed to the ground, are shown to struggle or strive at any point. When confronted with the magical bullshit Indians they display enormous...

Money's drying up and the writers just tore a gut wound in any production schedules. I'm still hoping that they cancel the Daredevil project. Disney's defiled that corpse enough as is.

Man, even the ads are starting to look like half-assed amateur hour.

I give it 80% odds that Scott dies in this one.

I like Scott and Cassie Lang, but that's all I like and there's nothing else here to draw me in. So how long until the computer graphics guys in Marvel form a union? They're getting visibly abused by the bigwigs and insulted to boot.

If they make the Skrulls actual, no-shit bad guys I might give it a look. I was not a happy camper with how they laid out the galactic geopolitical scene in Captain marvel.

This is the first I've heard of it too. I've lost all hope for the MCU, but I'm not gonna lie, without my deeply ingrained cynicism that actually looked halfway decent as a She-Hulk adaptation. Still unhappy that we're stuck with Mark Ruffalo as the Hulk though.

Which is why they should have leaned into the drug-addicted nutbag that fights crime while trying to figure out who owes him money and tricking Spiderman into providing him with ketamine. Yes, it's a goofy internet meme and runs the risk of ripping off Deadpool rather than Batman, but at least...

I don't trust Disney trailers anymore, but I'm a sucker for brain fuckery so I'll seek out a letter of marque for this one. I maintain that if he doesn't shake someone down for ketamine money the series is ruined.

If he's not a ketamine swilling methhead out to bully Dracula out of pocket change I'm not interested.

They should scrap all of those and then focus on the Power Pack movie. That's where the future of Marvel lies!

Despite what many first-time watchers may think Razor is not a particularly original observer. His big strength is that he's a transitional political commentator from the early oughts and so can dig up the babies everyone else abandoned with the baths. These trends have been noticed and...

They really liked the multiverse idea, didn't they?

Spats like this make that petty little drama-loving part of me I deny exists so happy because I dislike both parties. Disney is right in that Scarlett is trying to nab one last paycheck on her way out the door, especially now that she makes the predictable evolution from 'attractive young...

Yeah, I feel nothing. The joke at the end doesn't work without context about the characters and I have no clue who these people are. Even the much better known DC Endless would need context to work. I can already predict that this will have too many characters to flesh out and we'll be stuck...

I'm interested in what the Ten Rings is about. Its legitimately something new for me. I don't trust any iteration of Disney to do the Eternals justice though. And Black Widow should have come out before Infinity War and especially Endgame. Doing it now is like closing the barn door several years...