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...clearly was the result of a hideous bio-weapons program, splicing the commoner landbound homosapiens with their seaborne overlords to create a taskmaster janissary species... Dr Rac C. Oon, Alpha Centauri University, deep history archaeologist.

Hippos do look cute and poochy..., ...until you see a skeleton of one, specifically the skull. Then you realize that these river dwelling, saber-toothed, murder-machines must have been ripped from some D&D monster manual and given a half-assed kid-friendly reskin before public release. If...