Breaking News Winnie the Pooh Has Fallen Into Public Domain... You Know What That Means...

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Which means any idiot with a camera or a keyboard can do whatever depraved, degenerate or debased nonsense to this beloved childrens franchise that predicted the rise of China's current Premier.

Sadly in this case, the article isn't detailing some amazing project promoting CCP-Sinophobia but apparently turning the Childrens Character into a Horror Movie Slasher Villain.

Behold BLOOD AND HONEY!



Looks like shit! :poop:

But what do you expect with something Made in China? :sneaky:

I think a Regular Bear turning into a Murder Bear (Condemned style or whatever) would actually be far more terrifying. Then again, this movie is probably meant as a Horror Comedy/Camp/Satire or whatever.

 
I loved the books.
I took one look at the cartoon and puked.
As far as I am concerned Winnie versus Drop Bear - Claws of Fury or Oink to Orgazm - Piglits Nite Out can be churned out by the dozen - I don't care, I'm not watching.
 
I loved the books.
I took one look at the cartoon and puked.
As far as I am concerned Winnie versus Drop Bear - Claws of Fury or Oink to Orgazm - Piglits Nite Out can be churned out by the dozen - I don't care, I'm not watching.

I loved,too - but,we have very good translator.
And it would become worst - i see black lgbt woman jewish buddist muslim Winnie fighting against bad white christians.
 
Well in case anyone is curious... it was apparently a pretty low budget, cheap B-movie. And apparently not quite the 'endearingly innocent' attempt at making a low budget horror movie, but a kind of lazy effort capitalizing on this gimmick.

Still Dead Meat did a Kill Count which, while it won't replace the valuable film watching experience, might be enough for anyone whose curious enough about the film but don't wanna see it.

 
Well in case anyone is curious... it was apparently a pretty low budget, cheap B-movie. And apparently not quite the 'endearingly innocent' attempt at making a low budget horror movie, but a kind of lazy effort capitalizing on this gimmick.

Still Dead Meat did a Kill Count which, while it won't replace the valuable film watching experience, might be enough for anyone whose curious enough about the film but don't wanna see it.



Potentially unpopular opinion : I rather watch Blood & Honey than any of the live-action movies Disney has pumped out recently.
 

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