Wisdom from Rudyard Kipling: Danegeld

[Scottty]

Dane-Geld
A.D. 980-1016

It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
To call upon a neighbour and to say: --
"We invaded you last night--we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away."

And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
And the people who ask it explain
That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld
And then you'll get rid of the Dane!

It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say: --
"Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we've proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.

It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray;
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say: --

"We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that pays it is lost!"

 

[Scottty]

To anyone who doesn't know the historical background, the Danes went through a phase of making raids on other countries. So one of the early English kings offered them payment to go away.
Well, it turns out that being paid to go away just made them come back so that they could get paid to go away again.
And again...

 

[CarlManvers2019]

They then ask/demand for a higher amount....only you can’t pay and they have enough money and resources and fighting power to take it all by force

 

[Deleted member]

Leslie Fish actually put it to song!