So… Good morning to you, we're in the middle of the forest scouting our friendly neighborhood Orks. I must say that these Orklings are really f***ing annoying! They say WAAGGHHH all the time!
"Fredrick.."
"Yes, commiss- my lady"
"Did you guys invent an ear plug yet? Because my ears are going to bleed,"
"No my lady, just cover it with your hands for now,"
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FFFFF- *Sigh* continuing on.. I grab my binoculars and started looking at an Ork drop a metal bar on a peon, little thing turned into a pancake I tell you that.
Where's the Ork warboss can't see him, if he's here then he goes around trash talking about his powerful and mighty biceps, if he's not here then they're unorganized and easy to kill.
"Fredrick, are we ready to attack?"
"They're ready my lady, by your command,"
Alrighty then.. 350 men and women are ready to slaughter these Greenskins. Oh yeah.. someone is spying on us it must've been our Emperor, then let's go have him hear the mighty army of the Byzantine Empire, but with gunpowder.
I signaled the two cannons to fire and… *Bang* *bang*
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Kaboom… right into their mass, oh charging head first you brute?!? I nod at Fredrick.
"FIX BAYONETS!!" He shouted,
*Clink*, *Clank*, *Clank*
Look at those green blob heh so suicidal, let's go crazy!
"First Rank! GET READY!"
"AIM!"
"FIRE!"
*Musket volley fire*
"Reload!"
"Second Rank!"
"Aim!"
"Fire!"
*Musket volley fire*
*Thud*, *thud*
*Smiles* look at those Greenskins dropping like flies.
"Reload!"
Are they still coming? wow, these xenos in this planet are impressive, but not for long..
"First Rank!"
"Fire!"
*Musket volley fire*
"Second Rank!"
"Fire!"
*Musket volley fire*
"Kneel!"
"Third Rank!"
"Fire!"
*Musket Volley Fire*
And.. here we go, raising my Sword and my Flintlock, I said to my creations "In the name of the Emperor! Let none survive!"
*Warcries*
Then we charge… right into the Orks weaken state.
000-000
As they smash the Frontline against the Greenskins, Orks getting slashed left and right, the mighty army of the Byzantine Empire will became victorious with no casualties.
Overlooking on the cliff, The Emperor has no expressions showing on his face, that these army of his won with no injury or death..
Beside him is the Empress of the Byzantine showing happiness and satisfaction that these Greenskins are dead.
"My Emperor, My Empress," a soldier came up to them and kneeled down, he continues "This is the report of the battle,"
The Empress takes the scroll and thank the man as he strolls away…
"So… my lord, want to know how many beasts that are against our army or do you want to know how they've won?"
"Give me the full details," he said and went behind her to embrace, his head leaning on her shoulder.
"As you wish my lord, first of all our army are outnumbered, 350 against 1500, surprisingly we won by the use of advanced weaponry."
"What are those weapons would you please,"
"They are called muskets and cannons, if you want to know more about them, please read them at your palace,"
"You don't like explaining do you?"
"Yes I don- heh he- hey!"
The Emperor started kissing her neck, she moaned in pleasure and they do something they've did yesterday.
000-000
My head is tingling, I don't know why but there's something going on somewhere in these damn woods.
"Hey Fredrick,"
"Yes my lady?"
"Please tell me that you're not going to ignore this… are the musketeers ready?"
"They already are, my lady,"
*Shuffling*
"Open that dirty tent," I nodded at one of my armed to the teeth creation, she opens it and gestured to us to go through.
As we went inside there beside the clothes that are reek of Orkish armpits, we saw a lot of cages with people insi- wait…
"Is that an Elf Fredrick?"
"I believe so, my lady,"
"Free them,"
"Are you sure my lady?"
"Yes Fredrick, bring some blankets and Food too,
-20 minutes later-
"So… how many?"
"About 200 ma'am," said by my creations, I thanked him and went beside to Fredrick that is kneeling down comforting a young Elf.
but the question is how young???
"There, there, it's alrig-"
*Smack*
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR MY LADY!"
"You're scaring her Sir Fredrick,"
"Oh.."
"Yeah oh… idiot,"
My God, Fredrick is so… uh.. *sigh* I don't know what to say.. continuing on the elf is still scared by the sudden Comforting from Fredrick I mean Hugging.
Then she speak some Elvish language at us, of course we didn't understand what she was saying *wink* *wink*
"Bring me that Bloody Elf Sonia! I need a translator,"
"At once my lady!" She went outside and yell in the background "WHERE'S THAT ELF PRICK!"
Heh… oh well, that was fun moving on.. I kneeled down and give a squeezed to the shoulder.
"It's ok.. you're fine understand?
She nods..
"Good! You know our language, so keep it down and wait for the Blood Elf to arrive,"
And all of a sudden.. enters the Blood Elf. He is Wearing heavy armor, holding a large shield and a sword.
"*Groan* what's to be the problem lady Fran?"
"What happened to you?"
"Well you know… Sonia beating the hell out of me,"
"Again?!?"
"I tell you about it later… so who is this?" He kneeled down and said "are you alright?"
Then.. the girl started crying, oh god… I am really in a bad position, what should I do?? Comfort her or not.. CHOICES BE DAMN!
Our Blood Elf started embracing and telling her in Elvish tongue 'it's alright let it all out,' she cried and cried on his shoulder.
Phew.. I freakin' love you! You Elvish presley son of a b****... Sorry about that.
"MA'AM PROBLEM OUTSIDE!"
I went outside with Fredrick, leaving the two Elves for their mating ritual and as of now seeing our men and women pointing their muskets at the pointy head armored bow wielding pain in the ass High Elves.
What an arrogant race, living a long life doesn't mean you've experienced everything, f*** you!
Yeah.. I know, I had a personal grudge against these cone head elves f***ING Aeldari Bastards.
Ok… stay calm, these are different.. Fredrick help me.
"Fredrick calm me down,"
"Not right now my lady, we're in a little bit of a standoff,"
Thank you Fredrick, now I am going to beat that body out of you when we are at home.
*Elvish talking in the background*
"Yeah you too," some of them raised their eyebrows, "what you got a problem with that you Pylon f***ers,"
Pulling out my Flintlock, aiming at the downed Ork and pulling the trigger… *bang*
The Elves started loosing their arrows out of fear of this noise, but.. then arrived of our pointy eared armored shieldy boys or as you call them the Blood elf lieutenants from the Blood Elves faction.
49 of them blocked all the arrows, leaving the cone head elves shocked, confused and fear.
"Thank you lieutenant," I said to the bulky elf.
He only nods and went back to stare at the high elves. Checking our surroundings, I can tell that they're going to attack this filthy Ork base, reason?? to rescue their people.
Then this is a misunderstanding right? No.. they don't like humans either, but seeing that 49 of their people are siding with the humans, they are confused.
"Fredrick, what are our chances of winning this one?"
"I say… 100% my lady,"
"Easy enough,"
Raising my sword and getting ready to say fire, I heard an Elvish voice behind me..
"Stop!!" She said in a loud voice while running up to us, behind her is the Bloody elf.
"What is it elf?" I said angrily "you see your people are trying to kill us, KILL US! do you have anything to say about that huh?"
She said nothing.. then the bloody elf spoke up in elven language "come on lady Fran this is just a misunderstanding,"
"How is that misunderstanding?!? ARE YOU BLIND!"
"We're not blind Miss Fran, but can you please lower your gun at me?"
"I haven't reloaded yet you dumb piece of s***, didn't you heard a one an' only shot in the area a minute ago?"
"Well yes, we've heard it,"
"Then lo- hmmp" Fredrick's hand covers my mouth as I continue to speak.
"My lady, please ca- OUCH!"
I bite his hand off "stay out of this Lord General,"
As we pretty much rattling each other out, our friends in the Frontline are still aiming, the elves are even more confused at the conversation between me and the bloody elf.
A human understanding an Elven language?? Impossible! But no… heh, I like this very much. Confusion is my specialty.
000-000
It's been a day after that s*** went according to plan, by the way i sent that elf prick the elven kingdom.
"Fredrick." You ask. "What do we need for the capital?"
He looks up from his work, frowning. "We don't have enough wood, stone or metal. We're going to need more than what's here." He says.
"should we order 1500 of our men and women to dig straight to the ground?" I said.
"No!" Fredrick exclaims. "The forest is too big! We can't get there fast enough!"
"then.. what should we do to get this town built?" You ask, stomping the ground irritated.
"Well, I think we should start digging straight to the ground." Fredrick replies.
You look at him, annoyed by his answer. "That's it? That's all you got?" You ask angrily.
Fredrick sighs, looking down at his feet.
I started laughing and said "good one, but still not enough."
"I'm sorry, but if you want us to dig straight to the ground then we'll have no choice but to go
underground." Fredrick says.
You shake your head and
laugh.
"alright stop Fredrick and focus on the task at hand." You said, looking around your people is all over the place. You sigh and told Fredrick. "I am going to check the Princess, see you later."
Fredrick nods and walks off, leaving you alone. You walk back to your desk where you find the Princess sitting there, she has her eyes closed as usual. She's been doing that since you first saw her.
"hey princess or empress I say." You started giggling. "How's life?"
She opens her eyes and smiles. "Life is good, how about you?"
You smile back and nod. "Yeah, yeah." You
reply.
She laughs again, before answering you directly. "So what did you come here
for?"
"this is my desk right?" You said, smiling at her. "You know you're not supposed to sit there."
She blushes and shakes her head. "Sorry, I just like to stare at it."
I started coughing. "I meant this is my office and you're not supposed to sit in my chair." You said blushing as well.
She blushes even more and shrugs. "It's fine, I guess."
You cough again and say "well I came here because..." You pause and take a deep breath. "...because you're beautiful."
The Princess smiles at your compliment, before nodding slowly.
"now.. how is the prince treating you?" I said to her.
She stares at you, before nodding once. "He's alright, he was always nice to me when I was working on the castle."
"by working on the castle you mean doing sex right." I ask her, she started to blush continuously.
She blushes and looks away from you. "Oh... um… yes." She stutters out.
You chuckle and say "okay, so are you free after work?" You ask her.
She starts to giggle nervously and nod quickly.
"this is why I love you." I went beside her and started hugging her body.
She hugs me tightly, before kissing me
passionately.
"I love you too my lady!" She cries happily, while giving a little peck on your cheek.
You kiss her back and hold each other for awhile longer.
And.. enters the prince, he was watching them and said "huh, I guess I'm not the only one." He walk towards to us.
They both smiled and winked at him.
"Well, it seems like you two are really happy together." The Prince said. "Yes! We are!" They both replied with a big grin on their faces.
"Good." The prince said and started kissing princess, then you.
Me and the prince start making out. It doesn't seem to be any problem for either of them.
"What do you think? Should we get married?" The princess asks.
"you're already married Princess with the prince." I started laughing. "Right prince?"
"Yes, but what if you change your mind?" He said.
"No, no I'll stay with you forever." She says.
"Okay then, let's get married." The prince say.
He nods and kisses his bride.
"invite me to the wedding Prince and Princess or.. My lord Emperor and my Lady Empress of the Byzantine Empire." I kneeled down. "Then I shall leave to your doing right now." I stand up and go out the door leaving the two behind.
The princess and the prince look at each other and smile.
"We should have dinner soon." The prince says. "And then we can celebrate our marriage."
-outside..-
"Fredrick!" I said, waiting for him to approach me. "Hello Fredrick."
"Ah, hello there." He replies. "So... uh... who are you?" He said jokingly.
"My name is the emperor and this is my wife, the empress." I reply, leaving Fredrick confused at this conversation.
I laugh and shake my head. "That's a long story." I say.
"It is, but I don't want to hear about it right now." He replies.
"But..." Sigh… my, my Fredrick. "really Fredrick my right hand man." I said to him, hugging him.
He smiles and hugs me back. "Thank you for that." He says.
"Don't mention it, just enjoy yourself." I reply.
"Of course my Emperor." He
says as he walks away.
I sigh… Good life.
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