Janus
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Fucker man?
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Bear Ribs
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No. Look up the name of H.P. Lovecraft's cat if you really want the answer, but not near anybody easily triggered or at work.
Janus
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Lol.
HP lovecraft did not name said cat.
Carrot of Truth
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bintananth
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Charles II was actually less inbred than I am. My siblings and I got lucky. He did not.
He got a bad genetic draw which includes a whole bunch of Joanna the Mad with congenital syphilis adding raw sewage to an already clogged genetic toilet.
bintananth
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Yup.
Your going to try to tell me that your honestly more imbred then that.
My parents didn't know that they were siblings when they got married.
Well...that would explain..a lot. If it's not just another one of your stories.
You keep being you. You're my favorite poster on TS.
AnimalNoodles
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The guy was literally so inbred that his genes showed greater genetic closeness than they would if he was the product of brother and sister incest
Blasterbot
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the fact that you have to go back to his great great great grandparents for there to be no incest is terrifying to me. the fact that that is not even half of them is even worse. that is going back 5 generations to find no incest. that is incredible. and awful. I will now drink some more to come to terms with the world of European royalty and all that incest. Alabama ain't got shit on that.
bintananth
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You can blame American racisim and anti-miscegenation laws for most of that. The best bit of advice my mom gave us: marry someone mixed, which we all did.
Alabama gets far more shit then it likely deserves.
Carrot of Truth
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You totally spend your weekends chasing out of town teenagers with a chainsaw.
bintananth
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No, I don't. Due to past injuries I have trouble standing for more than about an hour.
If "daddy" needs a chainsaw phone calls will be made and cheques will be written.
Circle of Willis
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bintananth
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The funniest WWII fake-out has to be what we did to convince the Germans that we were about to invade Calais instead of Normandy.
The army pointed at Calais did not exist and the Germans had no clue that Normandy was the real target.
Morphic Tide
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You sure it's not the misdirect in the Mediterranean that had the disinformation held to even after the real plan leaked because Hitler thought the real plan was nuts?