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  1. AndrewJTalon

    Star Wars The Farmboy and the Archaeologist
    Threadmarks: The Return of the Jedi

    Darth Vader, formally Anakin Skywalker, found himself waking up. His last memories had been of his son's face, distraught, as he faded away. His damaged life support systems had been failing as Luke had dragged him to the hangar bay. They had made it to the ramp of a ship, and just before...
  2. AndrewJTalon

    Star Wars The Farmboy and the Archaeologist
    Threadmarks: End of Empire Strikes Back

    Once Luke got checked out on the medical frigate, and saw Lando and Chewie off, he headed for his next destination. The maternity ward. He walked into the clean, pristine exam bay, where Aphra was lying on an examination table with a scowl. A medical droid hovered nearby, running a scanner...
  3. AndrewJTalon

    Star Wars The Farmboy and the Archaeologist
    Threadmarks: The Child AU

    Set during Empire Strikes Back... - - - Darth Vader waited at the head of the table in Cloud City's finest private dining chamber. His trap was set, sprung... All that remained was to see the looks on the faces of the Rebels when they learned they'd been had. Dramatic? Oh yes. But Darth Vader...
  4. AndrewJTalon

    Star Wars The Farmboy and the Archaeologist
    Threadmarks: The Holocron

    Doctor Aphra and Luke have just returned from an archaeological adventure with an ancient Jedi holocron. Luke is successful in activating the holocron. The holocron activates, projecting the image of a distinguished-looking Mirialan in the robes of a Jedi master. "Greetings and congratulations...
  5. AndrewJTalon

    Star Wars The Farmboy and the Archaeologist
    Threadmarks: Improvise

    "LUKE I NEED YOUR HELP!" "What is it?" "I ran into Vader and he had me dead to rights so I told him I was pregnant with your child." "What." "He let me go after that but the only way for me to survive meeting him again is to make it true!" "What." "COME ON!" As she dragged the stunned...
  6. AndrewJTalon

    Star Wars The Farmboy and the Archaeologist
    Threadmarks: Black

    Aphra: Luke, I got you a new Jedi outfit to wear to Jabba's! ...it's black. You would look really good in... black. Luke: *Puts it on* How do I look? Aphra: ...mmm... now try the cape! Luke: Uh, okay... The one with the hood, right? Aphra: Yeah. that's the one... now choke me! Luke...
  7. AndrewJTalon

    Star Wars The Farmboy and the Archaeologist
    Threadmarks: Birthday

    Opportunities for celebration were few and far between in the Rebellion. Especially on Hoth. So Luke's birthday was used as an excuse to slam down some Hoth starshine and reprocessed protein cake. And inevitably, Luke ended up drinking a little too much with everyone handing him drinks. Leia...
  8. AndrewJTalon

    Star Wars The Farmboy and the Archaeologist
    Threadmarks: Expedition

    "Oh, isn't this place just great?" Dr. Aphra chirped a little, bouncing on her tip-toes. "Yeah...wonderful," Luke muttered, desperately trying to avoid staring at other bouncing things. At least it distracted him from the oppressing feel of this place. And the acid rain. Suffice it to say, the...
  9. AndrewJTalon

    Star Wars The Farmboy and the Archaeologist
    Threadmarks: Undercover

    Well I fixed that too. Again, they gave an edgy lesbian the comic book and so she turns out edgy lesbian bullshit. - - - Luke knew that sabotaging the Empire's war machine required courage and daring. And many times it also required doing things he wasn't entirely comfortable with. Not...
  10. AndrewJTalon

    Star Wars The Farmboy and the Archaeologist

    "Leaving?" Doctor Chelli Lona Aphra, renegade archaeologist, cursed under her breath, and turned from the escape pod hatch. There he was. The farmboy. The rebel she'd tried to sacrifice... And then had saved. Because she felt so damn bad about it. "Nothing gets past you," she said dryly. Luke...
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