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  1. Global Warming

    Corrupt a Wish

    The first (and only) skill you master is procrastination. I wish we had 100% realistic virtual reality.
  2. Global Warming

    Corrupt a Wish

    It's 2019, you don't get to dictate their gender. You get Batwoman instead: I wish Firefly wasn't cancelled after one season.
  3. Global Warming

    Corrupt a Wish

    Granted, it looks like this: I wish that all the wishes made by kids via the "Make-a-Wish" foundation came true.
  4. Global Warming

    Corrupt a Wish

    The US immediately executes 1776 2.0, but lets Denmark keep the national debt. I wish Trump picks Kanye for VP in 2020.
  5. Global Warming

    Corrupt a Wish

    Congratulations, you are now a Spartan soldier, assigned to defend the pass at Thermopylae in 480 BC. I wish I owned a Death Star.
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