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Probably the best we can hope for in these polarized college campuses. https://babylonbee.com/news/columbia-university-students-reject-a-two-campus-solution Likely would require a big beautiful wall as well though.

He's so charismatic! https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-when-it-comes-to-college-womens-sports-may-the-best-man-win "May the best man win!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/daily-wire-quietly-cancels-their-upcoming-little-mermaid-remake-starring-candace-owens Sad that she's going to miss out on the Little Mermaid remake, it would've been great. But now Candace Owens is free to pursue her own story arc with a dedicated website and...

I actually like Reuters as a news wire service but that is certainly an amusing dedication to due diligence.

Bill Cosby really should keep a lower profile. https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-cosby-joins-hamas-so-feminists-will-stop-condemning-him-for-rape

God... what a shock. I'm glad he stepped down with grace. One thing you can never take away from Satan is that he always had integrity. He's just too mundane for this day and age. Just because he's retiring though doesn't mean that he can't serve on the Board of some media company or the...

Whelp... Second Texas Revolution incoming. Or third maybe... I dunno. https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-places-razor-wire-around-the-alamo-for-final-stand-against-biden/

STANLEY! https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-over-three-million-millennial-women-die-of-dehydration-every-day-because-they-dont-have-a-stanley-tumbler This is a serious problem. People, in 21st Century America are dying from a simple lack of portable potable water, a basic human right and...

Y'all know what day it is...

Babylon Bee Released an Educational Video on Gun Violence. As Christians, I'm glad they are taking a Godly stance in condemning behaviors that cause such senselessly murder of over 90 million Americans a day. What really stood out to me was the comparison of the two assault weapons about a...

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says-there-is-too-much-division-in-our-country-when-addition-and-subtraction-are-hard-enough Yes, the things she wants to add are subtracting from this country! 😭

Hm. Doesn't say but from the classes she's taking I'm assuming extremely marketable.

She'll learn from their mistakes and build a better world based on mutual respect. :love:

Babylon Bee is behind the curve with this one. https://babylonbee.com/news/im-on-the-right-side-of-history-thinks-college-student-in-front-of-dorm-posters-of-stalin-hitler-osama-bin-laden

:unsure: Biden Eats Babies is listed below Poopstreet? Something to do with abortion maybe? :poop:

I'm surprised they got Chuck Grassley to star in a video. Grandpa 2024

Many such cases... https://babylonbee.com/news/palestine-protester-tries-to-argue-with-skinhead-but-they-just-agree-on-everything/ Glad they could find common ground. What a way to set an example.

Feels just like Rashia Tlaib's homeland now! 🤗 https://babylonbee.com/news/palestinian-flag-outside-rashida-tlaibs-office-seen-throwing-pride-flag-off-the-roof

The Babylon Bee coverage of Aliens First Contact with Humanity has been top notch. Reports have it that the aliens are meeting with President Biden after the alien asked to "Take me to your leader."...

heh https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-walsh-goes-on-jeopardy-answers-every-question-with-what-is-a-woman I lol'd.