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And when the Jedi seize the pirates their assets get a 50-50 split between the Order of Sereno and House D'Asta

In theory this Order of Sereno could be given authority to seize assets from slavery and gangsters in exchange for remaining apolitical and say operating exclusively in the outer rim territories where the Republic doesn't give a fuck and neither does Yoda

Personally I fucking hate Anakin..so would never write a story like that because I couldn't trust myself not to shit on the character. But if you really wanted to do it, you could do it like that.

There's an easy way around the youngling massacre. Elements of the 501st do it. The rest, loyal to Vader subdue them and he kills the perpetrators and then gets mobbed by a bunch of enraged teenaged Jedi who are attacking him with such suicidal abandon they're high off the darkside. Guilt...

"In order to save the face of the Republic. Crush victims of insane Arkanian scientists I shall..." And then Yoda was shocked when Dooku cited that as one of the reasons he fucked off from the order....and why he lost several Jedi Knights to it. Old man plz

There was that whole EU story about the parents of a force sensitive child who was taken from them partially against their will trying to sue the Jedi Order and fall out over Yoda basically putting down a slave rebellion at the request of the Arkanian Government. Who caused said slave rebellion...

There was also a lot of anti force user sentiment brewing at the time. Yoda for example went from being ab unimpeachable pillar of civilization to a reviled green sorcerer who presided over an order of child stealing religious fanatics by the time the war was nearing its end. A video of Anakin...

Explored a bit in the old EU, with the various Darkside sects and even different branches of the Sith decrying Baninites and Plagian Sith as heretics of the highest caliber. Of course you had Cronal/Blackhole and his cult dedicated to the entropic forces of the universe who were arguably worse...

Martok teaming up with Admiral Naantz during his "lemme run a train on the inner rim" phase would be fairly awesome. Martok being the war master of TNG era trek. Like I dont think we see a fleet commander in trek better than him in that era

Thanks! The shitposting doesn't bother me so much as my old writing style. The was story was ambitious and I wouldn't mind tackling it again. But it would be a monster to tackle. It was an SW-ST crossover where elements of the Dominion invaded the GE and made it a sort holy crusade.

I've thought about touching up The Tides of History and re-uploading it here, then continuing where I left off. Or Reduxing it to deal with Disney Canon, though that presents its own issues. My problem, its that I wrote it almost a decade ago, shitposted through most of it. Was rather lazy on...

Which misses the point, humanocentrism in the old SWU was fear of the other. You don't get much more basic on bigotry and the value of diversity than having heroes fight that. I don't know, I don't think like a lunatic thankfully.

It isn't but by their own dumbass standards about how her posture accentuates her figure and her hair it would be. Which was my recurring point, that by their own standards what they created was a racist caricature. I don't particularly care one way or the other, she's a godawful "complex...

You wanna see this dudes face when he's standing before Galaxy's Edge? Even knowing the park was barren and bombing? Look at this shit. That's the same body language of a Cartoon vulture, slapp'n on his lobsters bib as he's waiting for Bugs or whoever to drop from the heat. Or Zorba the...

hah, hah, hah you think the Deconstructivist asshats in the mouse spared good ol'Gilly? Naw, Supreme Commander mustache is canon. I think they even managed to make his love of gardens about bigotry or someshit. One of the flagship authors of their High Republic book series had a character...

Disney shit the bed so hard..with so much. They even managed to resurrect the Order of the Terrible Glare, but turn them from hyper violent Jedi fanatics into a bunch of white haired Bishounen type pretty boys who just wanted to live in a matrix until those mean ol'mainline Jedi purged them.

Something, something we need a compelling strong black female soldier of the empire! To make hard sci fi fans out of POC's! So the idiots create a woman whose enormous fro is so massive even when she slicks it back it makes her Imp officer cap rise above her head by like six inches..she thirsts...

The EU had horrific invasions and sectarian violence, but the one prevailing theme was that the light always prevails. The recurring theme of Disney is "Tumblr" and it's so fucked up it makes Warhammer seem optimistic. They would have very different lives and be very different people yeah I'm...

Palpatine's bastard, golem daughter cuckoo bird style cuckolded the Skywalker lineage into extinction. All the heroism and sacrifice of the original trilogy was for absolutely nothing and Luke a man willing to leverage the galaxy and the fate of the force itself on a father's love tried to...

Building up on my idea...I guess it would go like this. Rae Sloane does her nonsense where she shuts down the holonet and pastes the Hyperlane database. This causes the core to go through a period of famine so horrible Coruscant loses half its population. As the Empire retreats from the core...