ComStar would like to thank everyone for their participation in this year's succcessful April Fools joke. Frankly speaking, given last year's digital COVID debacle, we were a little hesitant about running such an elaborate prank again this year, but everything really came together nicely and we all had fun.
Madame la Comtesse de Comstar
(Still Totally Neutral)
With any luck that catastrophe of a trial will get more people to realize that.