Alien Space Bats move Adolf Hitler's mind from April 1945 into Kaiser Wilhelm II's body in June 1888 and also restore his sanity

WolfBear

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What if Alien Space Bats move Adolf Hitler's mind from April 1945 into Kaiser Wilhelm II's body in June 1888 and also restore his sanity? How does Kaiser (Hitler-)Wilhelm II proceed to rule over Germany? (Kaiser Bill being sent over to Hitler's body would rapidly get screwed over, so there's no point talking about him and his ultimate fate.)

Personally, I think that Hitler-Wilhelm will aim to gradually impose his vision onto Germany. So, gradually replace all of Bismarck's Cabinet ministers, as well as Bismarck himself, with more loyal henchmen and also gradually ramp up anti-Jewish measures while aggressively cracking down on any dissent. He would, of course, look for allies among the German right, especially those who are farther to the right. In foreign policy, he might aim for a rapprochement with France (a plebiscite in Alsace-Lorraine, maybe?) in exchange for France giving him a free hand in the East. If Austria-Hungary realizes that Hitler-Wilhelm wants to dismember it, then it might form an alliance with France and Russia to contain Germany, which could create an interesting situation. In such a scenario, Hitler-Wilhelm might be afraid to spark anything major unless the timing is really good, such as in 1904-1905, when Russia is busy with dealing with Japan and also with a revolution on the home front and thus Hitler-Wilhelm can try having Germany attack France, rapidly crush it, and then turn to the east and rapidly dismember Austria-Hungary before Russia can actually get involved. Then, if Russia will ever experience a revolution of its own, he can then invade Russia in order to get a share of the Russian pie for his desired Lebensraum.

In such a scenario, there would of course be extremely massive Jewish emigration from Germany much earlier, and Jews worldwide will rally to oppose Hitler-Wilhelm's regime. However, on the Jewish question, Hitler-Wilhelm and the Russian Tsars could form quite a natural alliance. If anything, Hitler-Wilhelm might view the Russian Tsars as being too soft on their own Jews, with there being pressure by Russian ultranationalists such as the Black Hundreds for Russia to follow Hitler-Wilhelm's "German model" in dealing with the Jews, which could result in even more Jewish emigration from Russia as well in comparison to real life.

Thoughts?
 

WolfBear

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Not sure I can really give an answer.

Do we really know when his Syphilis began to break his mind down? Was his megolamania already there? What about his self loathing and hatred?

His mental sanity will be fully restored, FWIW.

Though in regards to 1888 Kaiser Wilhelm II, who will now be put into Adolf Hitler's April 1945 body, people are going to think that the stresses of losing a war have finally gotten to poor ol' Adolf, who now thinks that he's German Kaiser Wilhelm II from 1888! :D
 

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