Bang, Banter & Boot. Fictional Characters in a Road Trip

[Husky_Khan]

So it's like F***, Marry, Kill but more monogamy, and less lethal (probably).

And a road trip.

You know the drill.

List three characters and which of the three actions you'd choose to perform upon which character. And since not everyone is as nerdy as you, feel free to add a spare character just in case of lack of knowledge.

For bonus worthless points, pick a setting and mode of transportation!

For those that need definitions:

Bang: Strongly implies being a romanceable option, but I mean it's not required. If uncomfortable or too gay etc, it can just be hot, platonic cuddling or sharing bodily warmth for those cold nights you are out camping.

Banter: You'll be having a long conversation with this individual. It's a road trip, there's no reception and your electronic devices need to be recharged. Discussion is mandatory.

Boot: To eject from the road trip. The force of the ejection is up to you.

To start us off easy...

Road Trip Companions

SpiderGwen

Batgirl

Tifa Lockhart

Substitute Choice:

Fa Mulan

Road Trip:

Tour of the Iconic Pyramids of Slavers Bay

Vehicle:

M35 Mako Infantry Fighting Vehicle

Make your choice, then offer your own slate of choices for the next road trip.

 

[JasonSanjo]

Alright, let's see if I understand this right...

Bang: Tifa Lockhart. Athletic, loyal and feminine all in one. And I don't have to hold back when we spar! What's not to like?

Banter: SpiderGwen. I haven't really kept up with Marvel since about the early 2000s, so if there's nothing else to talk about she could at least get me up to speed.

Boot: Batgirl. Never cared much for DC. And I'm sure she could maybe do some good in Slaver's Bay? Kinda depends on when in the timeline we visit, I suppose.



Now let's see if we can max it out for the next road trip...

Road Trip Companions:
Maxine "Max" Caulfield (from Life is Strange)

Max (from Sam & Max)

Max Black (from 2 Broke Girls)

Substitute Choice:
Max Sterling (from Robotech)

Road Trip:
Earth's History, as presented by Mel Brooks Max Brooks's dad

Vehicle:
Doc Brown's Time Train

 

[Husky_Khan]

Going to give someone else the chance to respond first but if not, I'll Max Out...

But firstly...

Alright, let's see if I understand this right...

Yes you've done well. Exactly what I wanted in a response. ❤️

Boot: Batgirl. Never cared much for DC. And I'm sure she could maybe do some good in Slaver's Bay? Kinda depends on when in the timeline we visit, I suppose.

I actually didn't think of that. She actually probably would do a lot of good in Slavers Bay... and not in the obviously perverse way either.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Since everyone else is a cuck in this forum apparently...

Now let's see if we can max it out for the next road trip...

Road Trip Companions:
Maxine "Max" Caulfield (from Life is Strange)

Max (from Sam & Max)

Max Black (from 2 Broke Girls)

Substitute Choice:
Max Sterling (from Robotech)

Road Trip:
Earth's History, as presented by Mel Brooks Max Brooks's dad

Vehicle:
Doc Brown's Time Train

Bang:

Max Black from 2 Broke Girls. She has experience and... doesn't seem to be suffering from an STD. Might make for good pillow/headrest talk. But I don't think I could manage to endure a multi hour conversation with her and her constant script driven one liners. Plus Kat Dennings seems like she has a nice personality that shines through. Good talker, poor conversationalist. There's a difference. Outside of banging, she might provided interesting or amusing one liners during the road trip.

Banter:

Maxine Caulfield. I've never played the Life is Strange games but I was always curious about them and their whole mechanic and lore, so talking to her should be even better then a lore video, even if from her POV. She's been in a lot of adventure games so I'm sure she has plenty to talk about as we go on said road trip. The rewind feature would be fun to use as well during historical events.

Boot:

Max from Sam & Max. He can talk but I doubt he can hold a conversation. He's an adorably cuddly bunny, but he's also hyperkinetic and extremely aggressive, impatient and feisty to the point of being dangerously annoying lagomorph. He don't want hugs I feel. We're booting him out and he can go on his own adventures through some time period. Wouldn't be the first time he's basically mauled a swathe of history so he should be fine. I'm sure he'll find his way back somehow as well, even without Sam's more sage wisdom and guidance.

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Road Trip Companions:

Doom Slayer

Thel'Vadam

Grayson Carlyle

Substitute Choice:

Cassandra Moore

Road Trip:

Peacekeeping Tourism Through the Terminus Systems

Vehicle:

Kroot Warsphere (with Full Complement of Kindred Kroot)