Knowledgeispower
Ah I love the smell of missile spam in the morning
The ship was already in orbit. And I was aboard it. By the way does your Precentor want to be rescued before I glass the planet?
Comrades!
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It still wasn't real communism
SietchTechOps
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REVOLUTIONARY BOOT FAILURE INSERT MANIFESTO DISK AND PRESS ENTER.
Your avatar and post reminds of red alert 2 when I thought my computer was going to blow up if my dad didn't enter the CD key fast enough, ah the memories
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That's because the Totally Neutral Precentor is totally *not* appeasing the new government with a Red Alert 3 logo.
This is why I said we needed to actually banish them to the gulag, you can't count on counterevolutaries to just politely walk themselves into that frozen death tra......I mean totally fun and not all horrible camp where you learn why the revolution is correct and don't get tortured at all.
Knowledgeispower
Ah I love the smell of missile spam in the morning
By the way Precentor do you want me to tell the first circuit that you're in the Gulag?
Well don't worry i'm sure they'll kill all the farmers or birds and famine will fix this mess soon
Do we get to keep the comrade title tho, that'd be fun
How dare you imply that the Glorious Revolution will not succeed! I AM REPORTING YOU!
Good luck I'm already in 7 gulags
Yes, your disenbodied head looks brilliant in my office...
NOW QUITE DOWN! OR I WILL GAG YOU AGAIN!!!...
...capitalist pig...
Oka chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka!
Good news comrades, I have obtained a helicopter through my revolutionary contacts. Would anyone like to take a short tour of the South Atlantic - for this time of year, I hear it is quite mild. You can trust me, I have no ulterior motives, none at all, just ask my dog!
PsihoKekec
Swashbuckling Accountant
Greetings tovarish, I am very grateful for your offer of helicopter rides, but first you need to come to the office so we can check the relevant documentation.
Yes of course, I have them right here *sneaks an incriminating image of Nikolay Yezhov into his pocket*, I will accompany you.
Thors_Alumni
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Have no fear valiant enemies of Communism, the resistance will save you at some point if a certain mod ever escapes and decides to join up.
Nepcotevalley
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All power to the workers ! I wish to denounce all my fellow comrades on this site for counter revolutionary activities ! Let them all be sent to Siberia to count trees ! All hail our glorious leader !
Lord Sovereign
The resident Britbong
Gulag instead of just shooting those damn wreckers? I sense a plot to undermine the Revolution.
What are you credentials, comrade?