DBWI: Would you have joined the Navy if Catgirls didn't exist?

[Chiron]

My fellow navy vets. I just had this terrifying thought. What if our cute catgirls never existed. Would we even dare sail the seas? Or would we admit women into the navy and sail on?

Sure the junior catgirls who barely reach your knee have a tendency to use you as a lookout post, think the rats they catch should get a court martial causing you sit one with the quartermaster who decided to indulge her, and tend to steal your rack. But... They are cute, keep you company on long night watches, share their treats with you, and are always eager to help with the pranks and be a lookout. And if you're sick, they will lighten the mood and increase morale.

The more senior catgirls... Well officers and SNCOs got it good as legally the senior catgirls are their concubines as enshrined in the laws establishing the navy as catgirls can only give birth to catgirls. Being experienced seagoers, they also have a sense for danger.

I lost track of how many times we thought things were going well on the bridge, then slam! goes the hatch as the senior most catgirl rushes in and throws the helmsman aside while screaming, "Oh my god, we're about to horribly collide to death!" Then take the wheel and perform a hard rudder turn that throws everyone except the other catgirls to the deck as we avoid a collision by inches.

So think we can safely sail without catgirls? Or is it too scary to think about? Would you have joined the navy without catgirls?

I will now end with a cute catgirl AMV:



OOC: Disclaimer I am not a vet, 4F with severe auditory nerve damage, USN could not take me, nor would the USAF.

 

[bintananth]

Ship's cats are a thing and I know that when a cat doesn't want to be on a boat there's something wrong with the boat they can instinctively sense which you can't.

 

[Chiron]

Ship's cats are a thing and I know that when a cat doesn't want to be on a boat there's something wrong with the boat they can instinctively sense which you can't.

That was how we got clued to the multiple hairline fractures in the reactor coolant pipes. They could sense the subtle change in how the pipes sounded and began wailing about doom and all that and forcing us to crawl through all the pipes.

Total repair bill was 30 million dollars. Had we not caught it, we would have had a partial core meltdown.

 

[bintananth]

That was how we got clued to the multiple hairline fractures in the reactor coolant pipes. They could sense the subtle change in how the pipes sounded and began wailing about doom and all that and forcing us to crawl through all the pipes.

Total repair bill was 30 million dollars. Had we not caught it, we would have had a partial core meltdown.

"Dogs are mans best friend" is BS. I think cats are because they, unlike dogs, are barely domesticated and have no qualms about expressing their displeasure with us.

If "Fluffy the Terrible" (my wife's cat) was a large tigress instead of a small elderly housecat Fluffy would probably think we're a light snack instead of "palace slaves".