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[Skallagrim]

I'm fond of terminating a sentence using an em dash, suggesting a sudden interruption or other dramatic event, as if—

 

[Zyobot]

I'm fond of terminating a sentence using an em dash, suggesting a sudden interruption or other dramatic event, as if—

That’s an option, too, I suppose.

Personally, I‘m not a huge stickler for “traditionally accepted” grammar, though I always die a little inside whenever people can’t be bothered to use capitalization, punctuation, or paragraph breaks that at least make their writing seem somewhat “nice-looking”, for lack of a better word. Of course, this is the internet and people will type in whatever way they want, but when even a couple of my college professors had a habit of typing all-lowercase when emailing me, well…

 

[bintananth]

I'm fond of terminating a sentence using an em dash, suggesting a sudden interruption or other dramatic event, as if—

Written and spoken English don't really have any rules aside from easy understandibilty and even that's optional because I have sometimes have difficulty making sense of what teenagers say.

 

[Zyobot]

Written and spoken English don't really have any rules aside from easy understandibilty and even that's optional because I have sometimes have difficulty making sense of what teenagers say.

Word of experience from talking to your kids and their friends, I’m guessing?

 

[bintananth]

Word of experience from talking to your kids and their friends, I’m guessing?

Yes.

For a TS example: @ATP's written English would horrify an English teacher and get an F. That's easily comprehensible compared to my daugthers when they're trying to pull a fast one.

EDIT: No offense to @ATP was intended. His posts are Ph.D English Professor level clear when compared to some of the incomprehensible things I've seen architects and engineers - who have all been taught how to write and draw in a clear and technical manner, BTW - inflict on draftsmen and secretaries.

 

[Zyobot]

 

[TheRejectionist]

Poor fella...

 

[Bear Ribs]

 

[Zyobot]

Arguably more cute than funny, but here goes:

 

[Bear Ribs]

 

[PsihoKekec]

 

[Zyobot]

 

[Cherico]

That depends if the wait staff is competent and most are he's nice enough but in most cases the fuck ups are the owners who do need to get through their shit to fix things.

 

[Zyobot]

That depends if the wait staff is competent and most are he's nice enough but in most cases the fuck ups are the owners who do need to get through their shit to fix things.

Eh, that's true.

Don't recall any real notable cases of him chewing out the staff, but a few cases of him being surprisingly understanding with owners who are good people struggling to make things meet (such as this one) do come to mind for me. Can be surprisingly heartwarming, actually, mostly because it shows Gordon's not a total jerk devoid of compassion or leniency.

 

[Blasterbot]

Eh, that's true.

Don't recall any real notable cases of him chewing out the staff, but a few cases of him being surprisingly understanding with owners who are good people struggling to make things meet (such as this one) do come to mind for me. Can be surprisingly heartwarming, actually, mostly because it shows Gordon's not a total jerk devoid of compassion or leniency.

He is also good with kids and when Customers were being awful would side with the wait staff and kick them out. he just doesn't put up with shit from garbage people or slackers and knows that owners are where the buck stops. he will go after a chef that sucks and doesn't want to improve or a manager that is fucking up too.

 

[Bear Ribs]

 

[PsihoKekec]

We are all poorer for the federal shortsightedness

And now for something contentious

 

[Agent23]

Not sure if AI generated or just on drugs.

 

[ATP]

Yes.

For a TS example: @ATP's written English would horrify an English teacher and get an F. That's easily comprehensible compared to my daugthers when they're trying to pull a fast one.

EDIT: No offense to @ATP was intended. His posts are Ph.D English Professor level clear when compared to some of the incomprehensible things I've seen architects and engineers - who have all been taught how to write and draw in a clear and technical manner, BTW - inflict on draftsmen and secretaries.

No offense taken.I always dreamed abaut being next Attylla Dzyngis Napoleon Hitler Mao ,but all i could is butchering english - and by accident,too.

 

[Zyobot]